vampires

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  1. profile image45
    jessie101posted 8 years ago

    real or fake i just dont get them

    1. stephensaldana profile image61
      stephensaldanaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I find them real.. Vampires are real and I have heard many true stories of Vampires from my granny.. I used to love them.. I believe in them they do exists.. D

    2. profile image61
      paarsurreyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hi friend jessie101

      There are no vampires; it is just mythical for the children.

      Thanks

      I am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim

      1. watchya profile image58
        watchyaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        For the children and some weirdos, who suck their lover's blood tongue

        1. profile image61
          paarsurreyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          They simply don't exist; it is only in the Movies.

          Thanks

          1. watchya profile image58
            watchyaposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            LOL that's what I'm saying. I don't believe in blood suckers lol

            But some people are so weird,that they believe in that stuff.

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          well,

          nice judgement please define weirdo.  I am most intrigued.  Very intelligent response by they way.  Please do elaborate.  We anxiously wait.

  2. skyfire profile image72
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    ^_^

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      smile  for over a year I thought that my husband was a vampire, and wouldn't tell me.

      1. skyfire profile image72
        skyfireposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        HaHa.. smile

  3. Padrino profile image53
    Padrinoposted 8 years ago

    True blood, hello!

  4. frogdropping profile image82
    frogdroppingposted 8 years ago

    *wonder how many times she'll have to repeat herself*

    Vampires are real. They are also not half so deadly and frightening as people think they are. They're just undead ex-grammar school professors with a penchant for good grammer and an allergy to garlic. And it's Vampyre. Please spell it correctly. That's a sure fire way to prevent them calling round to correct you. Which will only lead on to a lengthy and soul destroying lecture wink

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      see, I thought it had a "y" but I wasnt sure. Thanks FD.

  5. Greek One profile image74
    Greek Oneposted 8 years ago

    of all the things to suck on... i would list "neck" as being in the top 15 at best

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      Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      thats cuz your a guy....

      1. Greek One profile image74
        Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        but there are so many more... ah.. 'ample' erogenous zones

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          Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          really?...
          Ive not been told about this before.

          1. Greek One profile image74
            Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            you are too young....

            when you get older I will send you a free copy of my ebook  "101 Erogenous Zones: How I Met Your Mother"

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              Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

              HAHAHAHAHAA!!!

              I KNOW what MY "zones" are!!! I thought you meant on men..

              how young do you think I am?

              1. Greek One profile image74
                Greek Oneposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                1) you are 16

                2) men only have one 'zone'

                3) I've actually never even considered looking for the zones on women.... as long as they found mine (and I always made sure I gave them pretty of help locating it), I assumed all was good smile

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                  Justine76posted 8 years agoin reply to this

                  Im ..uh...at least 18.


                  so we agree on number 2, the rest was a misunderstanding.


                  number 3..ahhahahaah!! Like I said, your a guy.  lol

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      Kathryn LJposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      You are one naughty Greekone!  Love reading your nonsense, always makes me laugh out loud.  Bad bad Greeky.

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      Twenty One Daysposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      is that where the term "red neck" comes from? just curious

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol lol lol lol lol

  6. skyfire profile image72
    skyfireposted 8 years ago

    lol

  7. Daniel Carter profile image75
    Daniel Carterposted 8 years ago

    I've met many emotional/money/time sucking vampires in my day.

  8. Nathan_U profile image75
    Nathan_Uposted 8 years ago

    Vampires does exists yet they're different that the one you see in books or movies. There are two types of vampires - energy (psychic) vampires and sanguinarians - both feed with energy, yet first type use psychic techniques to drain it, second type drinks blood.

    They don't fly, they're not immortal, they can't be burned by light and garlic won't work for them smile.

    It's that simple...

  9. ITSecurityAnalyst profile image58
    ITSecurityAnalystposted 8 years ago

    of course they exists, I guess they are extra - dimensional being smile

  10. blondepoet profile image68
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    I vant to suck ur blood!!!! Roarrrrrr.

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      paarsurreyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hi friend blondepoet

      Mind it; you are a Christian!

      Thanks

      I am an Ahmadi peaceful Muslim

    2. Rod Marsden profile image75
      Rod Marsdenposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Where do we form a line blondepoet?

      1. blondepoet profile image68
        blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Lol was just using a line from a movie like "I'll be back".
        To tell you the truth I faint at the sight of blood.

        1. Rod Marsden profile image75
          Rod Marsdenposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I was just being tongue in cheek.

          1. blondepoet profile image68
            blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Lol I guess I put my foot in it too confessing to fainting and here I am with a nurse hat on my head ROFL!!!

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    Amara4295posted 8 years ago

    So i would think they excist and watnot but if there is one out there i would like to be turned ..or what evr you do to change human into vampires ...if you want my reasoning the just let me no if you intrested you no what to do.

  12. prey profile image75
    preyposted 8 years ago

    hmmmmm...........

    I'll keep quiet as I am hungry and best find my meal elsewhere.  I love hearing your theory's, have a great day.

    [licks lips]

  13. profile image0
    blackorchidposted 8 years ago

    If you turn me prey, I'll play.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years ago

    nice judgement please define weirdo.  I am most intrigued.  Very intelligent response by they way.  Please do elaborate.  We anxiously wait.

  15. watchya profile image58
    watchyaposted 8 years ago

    Nothing better to do today ? hmm
    I can't elaborate. I don't have any blood left.
    I think I'm dead !

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      kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I see, I understand.  Thank you for your response and have a great day.

  16. blondepoet profile image68
    blondepoetposted 8 years ago

    When do their fangs actually come out?
    Is it only when they feed?
    I have been trying to work it out for awhile.

    1. Rod Marsden profile image75
      Rod Marsdenposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I would say that it is up to the writer blondepoet.

      Vampires are a myth based on some reality. There was, for example, an incident that happened in Greece around the turn of the 19th Century. Understand first that the corpse had been around as a corpse for a couple of days and was about to be buried. It was also during a hot summer. As it so happened when the priest put his hand on the body and no doubt pressed a little on the rib cage the corpse made a groaning sound. This of course scared the hell out of the villagers and the corpse was staked and had his head removed and filled with garlic before burial. The head being buried between the legs of the rest of the corpse so that he wouldn't go walkabout. The scientific reason for the corpse groaning? Hot weather and decomposition leading to gases building up in the chest cavity.Pressure from the priest meant the gases had to go somewhere. Incidents like this have created the vampire and have kept him going.

      Vampire fiction can be fun and entertaining. A lot of people like to keep it that way and I see their point.

      1. blondepoet profile image68
        blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Wow Rod you have a great knowledge on the subject, I reckon you should do a hub on it, would be awesome indeed. smile

        1. Rod Marsden profile image75
          Rod Marsdenposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          I will think about it blondepoet.

  17. Rod Marsden profile image75
    Rod Marsdenposted 8 years ago

    I should also mention here that because of the myth being around so long that there are people who genuinely do believe they can live on human blood alone. These people are mentally disturbed. There have been serial killers in the USA with this sort of blood fixation. In truth you can't really live on blood alone but you can live a while without proper food. You can live long enough to do damage to others.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years ago

    big_smile

  19. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years ago

    h,,,,,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    1. blondepoet profile image68
      blondepoetposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Hey Kim is that a vampire sound or can you smell my garlic mignons cooking? smile

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        kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        no the garlic thing
        but you know i do love to suck blood regardless and know a vampire

        love garlic too

        xoxoxoxoxoxoxooxx

  20. Richieb799 profile image80
    Richieb799posted 8 years ago

    I'm not sure if I read a hub, or if it was a previous forum post..but it was highlighted by a philosopher a century ago that Vampires could not exist based on a mathematical equation:

    for example: If X amount of Vampires existed

    They would in turn feed off Y amount of Humans in a year Infecting them

    This resulting in the extinction of all humans in Z amount of years

    Sorry I havent mention the exact figures, I couldn't find the original artictle

    1. sabrebIade profile image58
      sabrebIadeposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      BUT...what if said vampires only took enough to live, not to turn the victim/prey/walking Happy Meal?
      Then they could exist unchecked easily.

      1. DevLin profile image59
        DevLinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        like the show Forever Knight. He had a supply from the blood bank.

 
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