What things should be, and shouldn't be, done in a church setting?
I will start off with this one:
You shouldn't swear in church.
By "swear", I am assuming that you mean "curse" words? Because I hear people all the time swearing to something or other in church. But, I'll leave this subject alone..Most people will not like my thoughts on "swearing and curse words".
Did Jesus ever swear? If he did then his teachings should be followed in the Church; he is the role model being Son of Adam, a prefect man like Jesus.
Jesus never went to a Church.
You shouldn't murder someone in church. Or anywhere else, but it's especially frowned upon in the middle of a sermon.
I guess throwing a dozen wild possums in to the congregation would be seen as poor form then?
Poor Form, or in some back South Places, "Dinner on the Ground!"
Lotsa snake charmin, linked armin, tongue talkin possum munchin in them congregations.
Like I said Talking in Tongue may the perfect answer to the Aged Question:
"Does my Bum look big in This?" lololol
just start shaking and break out in Tongues!
some rules...."No farting in the Pew's!"
No asking for seconds at communion!
Don't make change in the Tithe plate!
Don't bring your pet skunk to church with you, and stay away from the bread and wine, it's not breakfast or a snack. One more thing if there is a poor box with money in it, don't help yourself cuz it isn't meant for you.
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