No, but those who believe in one make me laugh.
God doesn't, But alot of his followers are funnier than a one legged man in an @ss kicking contest.
Sorry..... I know this is a solemn subject, but my active imagination saw that ass kicking competition in my mind and I nearly lost it!
I'm OK now and managed not to spill my morning coffee on the keyboard.
I just awoke and this was one of the first posts I've seen so far. I am now fully awake.
It just sounded so funny in a religious forum!
You might as well ask questions about fairies and elves.
This is childish nonsense!
[53:44] And that it is He Who makes men laugh and makes them weep;
[53:45] And that it is He Who causes death and gives life;
[53:46] And that He creates the pairs, male and female,
http://www.alislam.org/quran/search2/sh … p;verse=43
Yes God makes me laugh. I particularly like his stand-up routine. The one where he talks about creating a universe in six days, and making a man out of earth, and then how he removed his rib and made a woman out of it. Then the woman met a talking snake. I found it hilarious.
Actually it is the ignorant scribes who make you laugh here; they did not understand the Word of Revelation and wrote up things which were not in the original Word; they lost the meaning in transliteration.
Perhaps the scribes should have used shorthand or a dictaphone, when God decided to relate the word of revelation. Or perhaps the scribes should have given the finished books to God to edit them. Perhaps there was a lack of communication concerning what God wanted. He should have sent a memo to the scribes. As their line-manager, this should really have been in His job description.
I laugh every time someone mentions a god existing. Does that count?
God. Smile. Hmmmm. Never thought of these two words in the same sentence before. I'll get back to you for my answer. Earnestshub, stop laughing. Just maybe. It was God who made you laugh. (LOL!)
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