Are the Pleiadians here to help raise our awareness? Could it be true that these spirit beings have been communicating with us for decades from another dimension? And if so, what are they trying to tell us?
Yes, they are raising our awareness that their dimension sucks and they will soon be here to take over our dimension and enslave us all.
Well, you should probably call them by the name they prefer to go by. Plejaren, which is about 80 light years further out. The ones who called themselves Pleiadian were frauds who used the name Pleiadians and therefore kept their true name and origin a secret until they withdrew from earth in 1995.
And no, I'm not making this sh*t up. I got it off of the steelmarkonline website. Thank goodness for Billy Meier. Since no one else can hear them but him. Has anyone contacted the SETI people? This is huge.
There is no need to contact SETI - I have constructed my own listening post from a garbage can lid, tin foil and a transistor radio and keep a constant ear on the heavens.
I'm on it, as of right now!
Oh. Please, keep me posted. I'm all ears on this one.
No, no, no - the ear is the garbage can lid don't you see? That's what listens for the Plejarens!
Do not talk to SETI, though - they have been infiltrated by the Pleiadians and can no longer be trusted.
I will provide you with all the information you need to know about both races as it becomes available. Watch this space for future posts!
off to find a garbage tin lid.
Will the Antenna on my tin foil head set work with the lid?
No. In fact the electrons pushing out of your brain into the head set will be amplituded ever greater and cause plasmoid interference with the lid.
You must either remove the head set or cover it with 5cm of lead plating to prevent interference. The lead plate may be constructed by melting down fishing line weights, but be sure to remove all sea salt prior to melting as the cadmium in sea salt will cause nucleoid interference itself.
In any case you should be aware that you will not be able to have any discourse with the Pleiadians; they have agreed to speak only through me.
It's probably for the best they agreed to talk to you. You really know your stuff. Who could have known that about the sea salt. Genius, I tell you. Pure genius.
Thank you. Thank you.
We Andromedans are noted for our intellectualization abilities and I fancy myself as one of the better examples.
We have filled our small galaxy and are looking for nice places to..ah..co-habitate with the indigenous food source. Communication with certain undesirable species must thus be limited to prevent their vicious lies about us.
Your earth seems a pleasant place...
Just an aside, do you know if they eat evangelicals?
That particular form of sub-life is not particularly tasty (somethng called mechanics are far superior) but with the proper preparation and spices can make an adequate dish.
Well, it does appear a nice place, at first glance. But, I can assure you that's an illusion. It's hot here and the place is no where near as nice as it once was. There are other places in the galaxy.....no other galaxies, definitely other galaxies, that are nicer.
And trust me on this one. We're gamey. Certainly not something you'd want to have to get used to eating.
Methinks thou doth protest too much.
Yes, you have half ruined your once beautiful planet, but we can fix that. One way or the other...
Oh I see. Thank you for the technical explanation. So we run all communication through you just like we have to run the christian stuff through brothery, Now I get it!
Yes, the brothery has been quite successful in preparing most earthlings for our arrival.
There are still a few, though, that still have actual thought patterns occurring in them that the brothery cannot seem to affect. Have you any suggestions?
Are the brothery anything like the Morlocks, "who had degenerated into the lowest form of human who assist in feeding you other kinds of earthlings
Actually, the morlocks are what the brothery will one day evolve into far in the future. You can ask Mr. Wells as to the exact mechanism and time span but continued improvements in the brothery will someday produce the morlocks.
Gee. it takes other life forms, from another planet, to tell us how really bad we are.
How low a life form are these brothery creasures that we are dealing with, has this been going on for 5000 years now or more?
An earthworm soars like an eagle compared to the brothery.
Nevertheless they are cunning enough to convince millions of earthlings that wrong is right and that myths are factual.
In this fiction case, fictions myths are much funnier than truth
AARRGGHH! Stop it you guys!
Leave me at least a little imagination to come with a new hub subject!
You could try posting rheems and rheems of old myths, that seems to lull it into a sort of trance.
yeah, you could start your own cult down here.
We could use another cult!
Anything from up there, would better than what we got down here.
One who seeks truth shold believe in the religion and the science. If something is not supporeted by religion and the science it is a myth or a superstition.
To bad Religion understands science very poorly.
Like science misunderstands religion.
None of the prophets messengers spoke against science; it is tool to understand the physical aspect of life and to improve it.
Tell that to the rich, warlike holy lords
Thanks for the laughs guys! Keepin ya on your toes....
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