How many times has God told Jesus to come clean up his earth?

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  1. mischeviousme profile image60
    mischeviousmeposted 6 years ago

    Do you think Jesus is being lazy?

    1. paradigmsearch profile image87
      paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      "How many times has God told Jesus to come clean up his earth?"
      .
      .
      http://s3.hubimg.com/u/5398294.jpg
      He's done it before.
      .
      .
      http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/070905_asteroid_earth-hmed-1p.grid-6x2.jpg
      And He's going to do it again.

      1. Hollie Thomas profile image59
        Hollie Thomasposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Ah, PDS, ever the optimist. big_smile

        1. paradigmsearch profile image87
          paradigmsearchposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          The adventure continues...big_smile

    2. Eugene Hardy profile image62
      Eugene Hardyposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Oh, don't be silly!  He is too busy playing the latest version of Civilization, the turn base strategy PC game. ;-)

  2. profile image0
    Emile Rposted 6 years ago

    I don't know. Is it somewhere implied in Christian teaching that Jesus was responsible for cleaning up the earth? This is a new one on me.

    1. mischeviousme profile image60
      mischeviousmeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Jesus, according to revelations, will come down wielding a sword and cleave his from ours. Kinda sounds stupid...

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        Emile Rposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Oh. I've never really bothered to ponder on Revelation. It's too far out there for me.

        1. mischeviousme profile image60
          mischeviousmeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Apperently not for christians, who believe they have it's meaning pinned down. Obviously, they've never heard of the great disappointment...

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            Emile Rposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            I've noticed that few Christians agree on the meaning or the timing. Which is one of the primary reasons I think it should be obvious, even to the religious, that the book could not be divinely inspired.

            1. mischeviousme profile image60
              mischeviousmeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              When they can see how it is flawed by their own minds, maybe they will see the flaw on paper. They seem to think it's true, being that it comes from atiquity.

          2. WitchesMIX profile image69
            WitchesMIXposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            Isnt it a Jehovah's witness belief that Jesus Christ will come down to earth and unite it as one kindom, in which he will rule? I have an elderly couple come to my house every couple of weeks, and between conversations about my family and other general stuff, they tell me about certain scriptures and such. Is it this that you are referring to?

            1. mischeviousme profile image60
              mischeviousmeposted 6 years agoin reply to this

              It's not just the witnesses, it's almost the entirety of christian/pseudo-christian faith.

              1. WitchesMIX profile image69
                WitchesMIXposted 6 years agoin reply to this

                Ahh. I see, thanks for cleaning that up.

          3. Jerami profile image68
            Jeramiposted 6 years agoin reply to this

            I hope you are talking aout me!
              If you can imagine churchiosity as being the beast that rises up out of the sea in Rev. chapter 13; the fog begins to clear. And you have taken your first step towards understanding prophesy. 

              Until then ?  ...  Well  ???

  3. janesix profile image61
    janesixposted 6 years ago

    You do realize you're going to Hell for this, dont you?

    Heathen

    1. jonnycomelately profile image82
      jonnycomelatelyposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      See yas all there.   I'm told there's going to be some great fun.

      The Late Great Planet is still all the rage.  Apparently Armageddon will take place somewhere around the West Bank, that's why they are pushing for a show down with the various countries over there.  They want to bring it on, because that 144,000 are getting a bit impatient.

    2. Mark Rodriguez profile image60
      Mark Rodriguezposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      @janesix You do realize you are a closed minded person with no sense of humor... don't you? Unless you were being sarcastic, in which case i guess I'm wrong lol. But my guess is that you weren't, and you truly believe that this article is grounds for ETERNAL TORMENT AND PUNISHMENT. If that is the case, then truly, i feel sorry for you. And also i feel you should get a little perspective. Amusing, if slightly cynical, article = ETERNAL DAMNATION. You really need to get ur head checked lady.

      1. janesix profile image61
        janesixposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        I am a humorless ice-queen

        Besides that, mischieviousme knows i am not a christian and knows i was joking

        1. Mark Rodriguez profile image60
          Mark Rodriguezposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Oh see, now i look like the idiot. Sorry. Glad u were joking.

  4. Jerami profile image68
    Jeramiposted 6 years ago

    Don't get me wrong. I am not anti church.

      I'm just saying that going to church isn't going to save anyone.
    The Church doesn't save ...  Jesus does.
      You can go to church and meet Jesus and you can go to church and NOT.

 
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