Philosophical: Sarcasm Masters
You got wit?
Then prove it.
Well, I see you've brilliantly mastered the art of sarcasm hippy.
Well done.
That was sarcasm at its finest....
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it had to have an excellent reason after careful consideration with all their breathtaking intelligence.
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Q: Who is less intelligent, the chicken that crossed the road or the person who wondered why the chicken did it?
A: I'll refrain from stating the obvious.Oh dear..
White flag. But the chicken resents that statement.
He is writing his congressman as we speak.
Complicated is definitely four words, three dots, and an extra word.
Must be code.
I'm as corny as Kansas in August, I'm as normal as blueberry pie,
No more a smart little girl with no heart, I have found me a wonderful guy!!!
tra-la-la-la-laaaa...
This thread sounds like it's getting kinda serious, but I'm gonna continue with cruel, nasty commentary, okay?
YOU found a MAN???
He must feel so sorry for you, but klara, never fear, SOMEONE will always take good care of you because of your beauty disability. I'd even take care of you. Now that's saying something.
Do you eat corn much? That's probably why I see those little yellow slimy things in between your teeth-I actually have X-Ray vision and can see thru your lips-in that avatar of yours. Hmm. Maybe you should have that photo photoshopped or something. Maybe even you could post a picture of a tree. You think?
Oh, and it's so nice to hear such an ugly, disfigured woman such as yourself sing...if it makes you feel better, go for it girl!!!
I just LOVE you, klara-wanna come live with me?
Btw, if you personally choose to participate in this thread and your feelings are hurt due to lack of understanding the nature of poking fun and sarcasm...
I'll send you a box of chocolates and a violin personally...Would you re-elect obama?
I sure would he is the best president ever!
Then again, it could be worse.
Wait.. No. It couldn't.- Emile Rposted 11 years ago
0 I forgot.
Either I'm kidding half the time unknowingly or I don't know, half the time, whether I'm kidding or not, or maybe I'm half kidding all the time and don't realize it.
Damn my clause placement!does that explain your half-raised eyebrow?
Friendly enough atmosphere I've created here it looks.
If only I ate popcorn. Caramel corn will do.
Would anyone care to tell me their take on the overall concept of relativity so
I may learn from their boundless wisdoms?Bring your lunch and a sleeping bag...we'll make a decade of it.
If they understand the concept, I'm sure they'll understand the implications.
After all, they are all self-admitted geniuses.You're safe! I heard the Blue Man Group is holding auditions.
Thta spel cheker thing is helping alot I see.
I need to git me one of them.
Oh wait.. That's his name. My fault, that's not in the dictionary.
- klarawieckposted 11 years ago0
Well, sarcasm is a bitter, sharp or cutting expression usually conveyed through humour and irony - something which has yet to be conveyed in this amateur forum
- klarawieckposted 11 years ago0
Guys, my question was meant to be sarcastic! What's the matter with you people!
- klarawieckposted 11 years ago0
Sorry guys, it's been a long day working with the little ones... I'm acting very silly for my old age... I take a bow and leave you grown ups to your business.
I wasn't being sarcastic. Sorry... I was referring to me acting childish...
I thought you wanted me to stay
Aww.. Of course I do. No sarcasm.
You caught my edit? lolLive link emoticons are against HP's rules, Vector. I don't like it worth a cr*p either, but there it is!
- klarawieckposted 11 years ago0
- klarawieckposted 11 years ago0
I like your style
does that mean you don't like my style? Are you being sarcastic now?
Probably saw the booger!
"No, I don't do those silly girly things! I carry my frying pan around, remember?
"
Translated:
"Yes, I love you Victor."
Well last time you dropped the pan..
You know, when I flashed my dashing pearly fangs.
And you're Cuban, so america smerica. I've already read your mind, you know, like vampires do.Yes, Cuban with a capital C, pleeeeeeease! And where in the world do you think Cuba is, Victor? It's not in Asia... it's in America, so I'm as American as it can possibly get.
I haven't decided if you have mental powers yet, so don't get ahead of yourself for now.
There ya go. And it's cute when you correct me. Tweece.
Proof's in the pudding. Looks like I do...
Change of tone? Sweety..
He told me he was from North Carolina!
The vampires there don't have many front teeth, much less fangs!
- Randy, stop yourself from going any further. Last time we talked you were making fun of my boogers. You need to stop this or you're going to start losing your HP fan-base.
Lose my reason for living? AAAARG!
Does anyone think global warming is for real?
Yeah, there's something else.
I'm just terrified a solar flare is going to disrupt everything...
It has happened so many times, who knows how bad it could be this time.I love Laurell's sense of humor.
Victor, I see you've given up the old practice of using nighttime as your feeding time. If the satellites crash and HP goes down for 24 hours, what would you do?!
- klarawieckposted 11 years ago0
[this is so frekin fun]
Alright everyone. Going to slap a new spin on the thread.
Lets see if you've got the funny gene.
Impress us.Well, on a both light and serious note, one of our founding fathers was indeed more intelligent than all our current goverment combined.
"Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere!" (George Washington, note to his gardener at Mount Vernon, 1794)Fred thought 5 was his lucky number. He was born on the 5th of May, had 5 kids, and lived at 555 55th street. On his 55th Birthday, he went to the tracks and was surprised to find a horse named Numero Cinco running in the Fifth Race. So, five minutes before the race, he went to window number 5 and put $5,000.00 down on the line. Sure enough, the horse finished Fifth.
Victor... it's not okay to ask a question in the forum and then reply to yourself. I've told you this plenty of times. Drop the monologue!
Not picking on you... just trying to lift you up!Don't listen to him. Picking on Vector is ALWAYS cool
JwaH, well, your avatar is the suckiest ever!
I am horrified at such an animal cross-mixing!
In fact, I am going to call the Humane Society immediately!!!
Maybe even the cops-so watch your a**! They can break through walls, you know!
You ought to be ashamed!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nice place to not bicker for a change here and there.
lol..
And not much thinking required. My lazy forum retreat.Which is, Mr. "I won't be a v8, ever", vee7, actually bizarre and stupid!
Lorlie, and here I was thinking you were my friend!
You're one dangerous gal!Umm, hmm, klara, and I thought you were beautiful!
Silly me!-
I've never been beautiful... I'm 5'2", don't have a good body and have a huge nose. But that's just the way God made me, so I guess I'm the way I was meant to be.Yeah, I guess you are dam*d ugly after all.
Must've been hard growing up.
I feel very, very sorry for your predicament.
That's twice you've hit the gigglebox .. .. ..
I wasn't expecting so much boring dialogue..
Ha! Could've fooled me
- klarawieckposted 11 years ago0
The Secret Service has chaperones!
Our gov't is PATHETIC!!!
"Make sure your pistol's safety is switched to on kids."
LOLOLOLOLOL
I'm going to DIE!!- klarawieckposted 11 years ago0
Lorlie, I found you a boyfriend that puts Brad Pit to shame! You're a lucky lady!That's it.. You guys enjoy the threads. I'm done.
That's too ugly, and hubpages has got ridiculous.
Have fun and be good all.
Did v7 really take off on us, klara? He started this wonderful thread, so he better get his *ss back, yes?
It's not feasible for 2 people.
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