This would 100% definately make me believe in the Christian god

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  1. Jesus was a hippy profile image60
    Jesus was a hippyposted 6 years ago

    People always tell me that if god came to earth I wouldn't believe him and I would kill him like people did Jesus. They say nothing will make me believe.

    If god is so great and the bible is true, then another simple talking donkey such as the one in the bible would do it for me.

    A donkey that speaks with the wisdom of a god. That wouldn't be so hard for a powerful god, he did it once before so he can do it again.

    1. janesix profile image59
      janesixposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      What are you talking about? I can think of at least 5 talking donkeys on hubpages forums alone. How much more proof do you need?

      1. Jesus was a hippy profile image60
        Jesus was a hippyposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        I dreamed I was having a conversation with a horse that was wearing a smoking jacket. Maybe that was god communicating with me?

        1. jonnycomelately profile image81
          jonnycomelatelyposted 6 years agoin reply to this

          Had the horse just f.....ed?

      2. jacharless profile image81
        jacharlessposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        lol Jane, that is by far the most perfect response ever during my few years on HubPages. Well Done.

      3. jonnycomelately profile image81
        jonnycomelatelyposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, I'm looking for a 6th - in another forum that prohibits descendent.  It was so boring and so incestuous that I had to look outside of the square.

    2. pisean282311 profile image60
      pisean282311posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      @jesus there where 12 talking donkeys in time of jesus...humans never believed in him...

      1. Jesus was a hippy profile image60
        Jesus was a hippyposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        Maybe there were actually no donkeys and the bible is not true? That would certainly explain that wouldn't it?

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        jomineposted 6 years agoin reply to this

        lol
        So they multiplied?
        And Christians are sons of asses or asses.



        And they lived happily ever after!

    3. twosheds1 profile image59
      twosheds1posted 6 years agoin reply to this

      How would you know the donkey was actually talking and you weren't suffering from a delusion? The Son of Sam says his dog told him to kill people. Might that have been God causing his dog to talk? How do we know it was or wasn't?

    4. kirstenblog profile image75
      kirstenblogposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Well now I am surprised you have NOT seen a talking donkey! I have seen one a few times, in a movie, called Shrek. I am not sure that it can be said that donkey actually speaks with the wisdom of God tho, or maybe he does and God just doesn't speak with all that much wisdom?

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    Emile Rposted 6 years ago

    Why does it have to be a talking donkey? He might be incredibly wise, but he'd still run the risk of being called an ass.

    1. janesix profile image59
      janesixposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      smile

  3. Eric Newland profile image59
    Eric Newlandposted 6 years ago

    What if it talked with Eddie Murphy's voice?

    1. janesix profile image59
      janesixposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, and what if it was a flying talking donkey?

    2. Jesus was a hippy profile image60
      Jesus was a hippyposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      I'd be on the look out for Jeremy Beadle

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    Rad Manposted 6 years ago

    I sometimes talk out of my donkey.

    1. kirstenblog profile image75
      kirstenblogposted 6 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol
      Brilliant reply! http://www.smileyhut.com/happy/clap2.gif

 
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