Weird Guinness World Records Part Two....Warning...May Cause Laughter

Nice work, Billy. LMFAO. UP shared, beautiful, funny and interesting.

PS... where's the mustache photo?

A great funny Hub! But the belly button lint eeek!

LOL!!!! This is a great hub and so much fun to read. Btw, Hawk told me that there have actually been annual Midget Tossing competitions in England, Australia, Canada and even in the USA and they still have them in New Zealand! Go figure. Thanks for the laughs and many giant sized hugs coming your way my friend :)

I really needed a laugh tonight. I feel a bit nauseated but surprisingly happy.

it is weird what you can find on google! stuff like the biggest novelty song of alltime(disco Duck) or the worlds loudest burp(110 decibels)!the research into these though is what you do best so we will leave that up to you!

I actually have one you missed. The longest squirting of milk from one's eyes..9.1 Meters! why one would do this is really gross and how they do it is beyond my grasp and imagination!

Also why would one headbutt 40 watermelons in one minute?

or grow their ear hair to .03 meters?

To be truthful, all belly button lint is the particles from your clothing so actually not that gross! and tossing midgets was actually a big craze in the early 90's especially at the beach bars in FL and CAL! Now that to me is sick!

Interesting and true statement: ".... we all love the absurd; it makes us feel just a bit more normal."

But really, some people are extremely weird, doing the most bizarre things to prove... exactly what, I wonder?

I must go read the 1st part as well. But why, I ask myself? Of course, just to know I am not at all as weird as I think I am.... Lol!

Thank you, billybuc, for making me laugh.

Sorry it took me awhile to make it here. Very interesting facts. Wonder how he bribed the midget to talk him into being tossed.

Bill, what an article! Another great one and another series. Your pretty darn good at this writing there pal. Awesome job again. Personally, I figured somebody could leapfrog more then 10, but I guess that is harder then it sounds. I couldn't imagine lifting that weight with my beard or ears. Wow! Voting this up and all the way across but beautiful. Cool stuff Bill, best wishes.

Ooh Awesome and Funny Bill! My daughter loved the first one and I can imagine she will be leapfrogging over the dog in hopes of achieving some other world record. Thanks and voted up too!

Ha, billybuc, no, they use frozen dead turkeys, I believe! Maybe still wrapped up too. Yikes. In His Love, Faith Reaper

Thank you for this. Look up Ashrita Furman. ;-)

Looking at the picture of Bev, I think she found two of the midgets, and was trying to conceal them up her sweater.

Just an observation.

CCahill, wouldn't tossing a turkey be more difficult than tossing a midget? I mean, all the feathers would get in the way.

And as you said, it would have to be a consenting turkey, Innit.

LOL billybuc - Good laugh for the end of the day! I loved the fastest furniture and the highes high heel - are they kidding me! LOL Yes, laughter produced here. Have you ever heard of a turkey toss. A local readio station has a turkey toss around thanksgiving for some charity - no, they don't give anyone the tossed turkeys! LOL It is true, real life is way stranger than fiction. In His Love, Faith Reaper

Cheers it WAS actually funny :)

hmm Tossing has another meaning in England ha

I tottally wanna try tossing a midget... throwing.... with his/her consent of course

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All funny for sure. I remember when we were living in Ohio, they had a bed race every year at the university. They can go pretty fast! I cannot picture the ear lifting either. Wow!

^_^ My favorite was the longest beard! So funny! I love this series you have going. Voted up and shared.

I dread to think what was growing in that beard, Billy, you killed me with the midget throwing, ha ha ha.. although I don't think it's politically correct to laugh. You're a very funny man!!... thank you for the laugh before bed. Take care now.. :))

I'm SURE she'll NEVER know you said that. After all, it's not like it's on a visible, public post or anything. Besides....she knows you.....and knows you are kidding. Keep smiling!

Bill-BUDDY! Did you never play leap frog when you were a kid? The people you LEAP over are not standing...they're down on all fours! lol.....You are tooo funny! Midget toss? Is it me, or does this sound mean? Makes me think of those adorable "munchkins" in the Land of OZ.......poor little guys.

How long does it take you to write one of these Belly-Laughers? You must have to take a break every fifth word!

Nice picture of Bev....Did she ever find any midgets??? LOL!

Oy. The belly button lint thing totally disgusts me. First, why would he even admit that he collects that. Like what does he do, sit around a look at it? I don't get it. Second, why would anyone celebrate that? Not much weirds me out, but that really gets under my skin as - ewwwwww.

Wahhhh! Imaging the amount of food that would get caught in that moustache and beard! Gross!

billybuc....hee hee..still chuckling...These are those 'are you kidding me' events that NO ONE would do, right? Wrong. Not only do they do 'em but them others try to break 'em. o my...You gotta' laugh The whole weightlifting with the ears thing--I just don't know how that worked. Were there any pictures of that??

This is too cute. Thanks for the chuckles. ps

Hi Bill,

Unreal list!!! So many. all hilarious! Cracked up at the sofa one, can you just imagine. I can't without fits of laughter!! Bellybutton lint has to be the most gross one!! Pure genius my friend, just the laugh I needed on a Friday night!!! Love it!

Bill -

It may have taken 22 years to grow the mustache, but it took 23 to learn how to train nose hair! I think Gene Simmons of Kiss once wore hi heels a little taller, but his tongue kept getting in the way of the measuring tape ruining all chances of breaking the record! Oh, and the owner of the sofa also holds another record... the fastest human being to ever travel in the air after wrecking a sofa at 87 mph! Great Job, my friend! Keep 'em coming!

OMG. Bellybutton lint? I was dying with the midget toss. This was hilarious!

Loved that leapfrog over almost a team of Football players! 11 inches platform? That's not too bad to "break" nowadays! Lol! Thanks for the chuckles... heading off to work my friend!

I would pay to see or Lithuanian friend toss a midget 30 feet...haha, just saying!! Thanks for the laugh, Bill!

I'd like to contact Graham Barker and personally congratulate him on being the grossest person in the world! Belly button lint? Ewww!!! I would say thanks for sharing that, Bill, but I'd be lying. ;) Great hub, I love to laugh!

I wonder what his choice for a world record would have been if he had an "outie"? Weirdness abounds. Thanks for the chuckle, Bill.

you may want to look both ways for that flying midget to when crossing the street as well! and its only a half an ounce of lint after all that time? I think i probably clean that much out of own naval in a year!

I love the motorized sofa. When you got tired, you could just park it and sleep.

Hey maybe if I get me a fast couch - I could make up some time around town! Lol

Loved the ohoto of Bev - now was she looking to join the tossing or was she trying to find the midget that got tossed?

LOL.. midget toss! You now hold the record for the funniest hub on Hubpages! Hilarious!

High heels are a pain! Used to have a pair of flats to change into in the staff room. Don't think I'd like the snacks from mustache man though!

I liked the long beard..Most people's hair wouldn't grow that long. It is fun to read about these feats. I often wonder what inspires people to do some of these weird things, but they do make for fun reading. Thanks for sharing Up and of course very funny.

Haha!! Belly button lint! Oh my word...that's gross. Thanks Bill - great end off to Friday.

Funny - voted up!

Bill I was reading this dying of fits of laughter. As if the midget toss wasn't bad enough to try to imagine, then you through the high heels at me and damned if I know why or how any women would attempt to wear shoes with that high a heel. I have worn heel in my life (being a woman) and got to tell you now having kids I despise them and just find them a necessary evil being vertically challenged at 5'2" lol!! Thanks though for this comical relief before my day truly gets in high gear. Have voted and shared too!!