BOTOX the BEAUTIFUL: Taking a Few 'JABS'
ODE TO BOTOX...
Adorned with little cred,
Yet without this sweet elixir,
Most barely pass for DEAD!
Yes, poisonous and toxic,
Of the BOTULISM Fam,
Yet millions queue up eagerly,
Not one who gives a DAMN!
EVERYBODY'S doing it,
Your MAN may LOVE a poke!
No need to feign indignant,
He ain't the ONLY bloke!
FROZEN for all time,
Well, at least for half a year!
A world so much OLDER,
Than it suddenly appears!
Used to getting all they crave,
Perchance this damned stuff kills 'em?
They'll look GORGEOUS in their grave!
Nary spoken of in public,
Shameful burden all assume,
Yet despite such gnawing secrets,
No new WRINKLES are entombed!!
Some perceive it shallow,
Some reckon otherwise,
Whence TIME doth rear it's ugly FACE,
It's fair to improvise!
Yet you can think you're clever,
Protesting thou wouldst NAUGHT!
Why is it then your eyebrows,
Do not FURROW as they ought?
Please take this at FACE VALUE,
Which is nothing short of HOT!
Me hopes this reads like Shakespeare,
CAUSE IT SURE AIN'T NO CHEAP 'SHOT'!!
Do You or Don't You? Will You or Won't You?
What's Your BOTOX Take?
WANT MORE? I'MKAR'N IS FULL OF IT!
- NOT OLD - YOUTHFULLY CHALLENGED!
Hush Puppies and walkers - Can't kick like a FLAPPER, Light up the night - With that shiny new 'CLAPPER'!
- Live Strong or Die Trying
Sleep beneath the twinkling stars - climb the highest peak, Then throw off all your clothing - to skinny dip or streak!
- If LIFE Doesn't Kill You - NOTHING WILL
Using the LIFT - Nary mounting a STAIR, Blood pressure SUCKS and so does HEALTH CARE!
- Botulism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
- Botulinum toxin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia