My new keyboard xaves time!

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  1. FatFreddysCat profile image60
    FatFreddysCatposted 11 years ago

    Exvellent! Very nice that it's eady to use and its buttonslife of keys up tyo 100,000,000 times.

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    1. kschang profile image86
      kschangposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Does it help you spell? (Yes, that's a joke, a really bad one)

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  2. Muttface profile image81
    Muttfaceposted 11 years ago

    Yes, I'm excited too, however, the buttonslife of keys are a bit sticky. Wonder should I test the Waterproof function?

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    1. FatFreddysCat profile image60
      FatFreddysCatposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      I would wait till the 100,000,001st buttonslife before trying that.

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  3. FatFreddysCat profile image60
    FatFreddysCatposted 11 years ago

    a stitch in time xaves nine!

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    1. Muttface profile image81
      Muttfaceposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Damn! You beat me to it.
      *Kicks rock at shitty keyboard.

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  4. relache profile image68
    relacheposted 11 years ago

    Why I would want to throw out 30+ years of touch-typing muscle memory?

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  5. wilderness profile image80
    wildernessposted 11 years ago

    What makes it special for women?  Tiny keys?  Or just an advertising ploy to suck in the gullible?

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    1. AMAZING THINKER profile image59
      AMAZING THINKERposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      May be It comes in pink smile

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  6. Muttface profile image81
    Muttfaceposted 11 years ago

    The keys are normal sized, although some of them have to be pressed repeatedly to obey commands.
    This is not xaving me any time and I touched my lip a minute ago and now it has a strange burning sensation!

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  7. Muttface profile image81
    Muttfaceposted 11 years ago

    Someone moved this thread into the Computer Hardware» Mice and Keyboards section.
    That is so dry.

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    1. psycheskinner profile image66
      psycheskinnerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      What they should have done is delete it as spam.

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  8. Muttface profile image81
    Muttfaceposted 11 years ago

    I like your bad joke! Unfortunately I had to stop using it because the buttons of life wouldn´t do their job.

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  9. Susana S profile image99
    Susana Sposted 11 years ago

    LOL! Some people don't seem to recognise a piss take when they see one!

    I would recommend you xave yourself some money muttface and get a refund!

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  10. Muttface profile image81
    Muttfaceposted 11 years ago

    Hee hee I know!

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