Write an article about making money on Hubpages. Make sure there are plenty of big words, maybe even a chart or two. Then rewrite it and post it again next week. Hubbers and prospective hubbers flock to those articles in the same way you still read spam, greed trying to convince you that this time the Nigerian prince is real and seriously will make you fabulously rich, even though the logical part of you knows it's total BS. Appeal to their greed if you want hits. Otherwise write about the details of your profession. That sort of thing is actually interesting.