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Anal Hygiene Site Coming Soon!

  1. Christy Kirwan profile image
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    Christy Kirwanposted 8 months ago

    Good morning friends! I have some important news today. After thorough discussion, the Team has decided to pause work on the niche sites in order to create a fully-branded anal hygiene site on account of the fact that some of our highest traffic Hubs are about subjects like shaving your butt, getting rid of butt acne, etc. Because of the lack of substantial competition, we believe we can become the most authoritative online resource on posterior hygiene and grooming and have decided to hire a full team of designers and brand consultants to that end. Work on other niche sites will be discontinued until further notice.

    1. Sandi Kroeger profile image88
      Sandi Kroegerposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      Is this a joke?

      1. nicomp profile image60
        nicompposted 8 months ago in reply to this

        I knew it! All the niche sites are a joke, right?

    2. promisem profile image94
      promisemposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      Butt why?

      1. roob profile image80
        roobposted 8 months ago in reply to this

        good one

    3. gmwilliams profile image85
      gmwilliamsposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      LOVE this sense of humorous satire!  What a GREAT April's Fools Joke!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12949038.jpg
      Oh........DEAR GOD, WHAT!!!!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12932094.jpg
      (laughing sardonically almost demoniacally)
      http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12926323.jpg
      (making a nasty face of revulsion)
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12485204.jpg
      Oh......well...............
      http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/11855661.jpg
      Fitting piece for April Fools.............Why didn't I THINK of this....I am the JOKER after all!!!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12485198.png
      Wicked, simply wickedly magnificent!!!!!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/11855650.jpg
      This ISN'T funny........really, it ISN'T!!!!
      http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/11855657.jpg
      STOP THIS, THAT'S AN ORDER!!!!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/11853974.png
      Hmmmmmm.......................indeed.............

    4. Christy Kirwan profile image
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      Christy Kirwanposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      As many of you have already guessed, this was an April Fool's Day prank. There is not a dedicated bottom-themed niche site in HubPages' future and work on the planned sites is continuing.

      Thanks for joining in on the fun! wink

      1. gmwilliams profile image85
        gmwilliamsposted 8 months ago in reply to this

        http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12801753.jpg

        Quite welcome indeed!

      2. roob profile image80
        roobposted 8 months ago in reply to this

        aw I was actually excited.. what about us who love butts... will we ever get a niche site for our hubs? Lol jk.

        1. Rochelle Frank profile image90
          Rochelle Frankposted 8 months ago in reply to this

          Start your own buttblog, and get your backside outta here.

          1. roob profile image80
            roobposted 8 months ago in reply to this

            You want the link to my new buttblog?

          2. Will Apse profile image90
            Will Apseposted 8 months ago in reply to this

            I hope you don't go into polite society unsupervised, lol.

            1. roob profile image80
              roobposted 8 months ago in reply to this

              All the people aren't polite so those ones I give em a taste of their own medicine. I'm like a pharmacist who was too cool for school!(:

      3. Jodah profile image86
        Jodahposted 8 months ago in reply to this

        You got me, Christy. I believed it ...duh!

    5. roob profile image80
      roobposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      Is this aprils fools?

    6. Misfit Chick profile image93
      Misfit Chickposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      This is hysterical - truly hysterical. Especially since its probably pretty true about 'butt traffic' in here; and a butt-specific site like that probably would do well, LoL! Great sense of humor, HP!! smile

      I was just thinking about a good idea for a niche site and was going to create a separate topic, but what the heck... In here seems like as good a place as any. If this is already in the plans - woot!

      What about a niche site solely about contraversial topics? You could call it blatantarguments.com or something silly, ha! I have something like the Huffington Post site in my head - except, of course, all the content is written by hubbers.

      HP is infamous for piles of ramblings on all kinds of controversial topics - and yeah, the majority of them are bad. However, some of them are really interesting. I remember reading a hub about a year ago that went into detail about why we don't need money or an economy - that didn't sound like too-insane of a rant.

      I think a site like that could become popular.

    7. Kathryn L Hill profile image85
      Kathryn L Hillposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      anal
      anal |ˈānl| adjective
      involving, relating to, or situated near the anus.
      anally adverb
      Butt is not anus.

      PS Who ever created this April fools joke is an A$$.
      big_smile
      (Goodnight, D.E. Its been real. Don't forget to eat your vegetables. They are good for you! Well, the organic ones, anyway.)

  2. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 8 months ago

    https://i.imgflip.com/11sl2e.jpg

    1. SheilaMilne profile image88
      SheilaMilneposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      How did you do it? smile

    2. theraggededge profile image95
      theraggededgeposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      My family are wetting themselves laughing at that!

      Cue for a different kind of site?

  3. Jodah profile image86
    Jodahposted 8 months ago

    flabbergasted!

  4. lobobrandon profile image82
    lobobrandonposted 8 months ago

    Fact or Fiction - tough call...

    It is April Fools, but this niche does do well here on Hub Page as far as I know. Either way PD's reply is fitting haha.

    1. sallybea profile image98
      sallybeaposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      Either way Anal hubs are doing exceptionally well, so nice to hear staff still have a sense of humor at their end.

  5. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    Lol! lol I'm sending a link of this to my friends!

  6. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    lol I'll be sending it as a rar lol  ~

  7. calculus-geometry profile image84
    calculus-geometryposted 8 months ago

    nicely done

  8. KarenHC profile image86
    KarenHCposted 8 months ago

    Hahahaha!   This is the most fun "news" I've heard so far today!

  9. Wesman Todd Shaw profile image94
    Wesman Todd Shawposted 8 months ago

    I did a triple take on my news feed.

    I was once in jail with a guy who had a sad sad tale about his tail. He was in the woods, had to do something, and he used the exact wrong species of plant towards his anal hygiene sad

  10. Jesse Drzal profile image82
    Jesse Drzalposted 8 months ago

    Hubpages, I love you even more now.

  11. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    We need more comments. Lol!

  12. NateB11 profile image91
    NateB11posted 8 months ago

    Laughing hard!

    http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12950140_f1024.jpg

  13. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    Where are the rest of the Hub-community? lol

  14. janshares profile image87
    jansharesposted 8 months ago

    April fool's!!! You won't get me on that one, Christy. LMAO. Good one, though.

    1. Rodeon profile image63
      Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      +1!

  15. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    Where are the guys in the topical forums? Lol!

  16. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    lol

  17. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    "How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It’s… it’s gone."

                                                         ~ The Joker (The Dark Knight 2008) lol

  18. clivewilliams profile image79
    clivewilliamsposted 8 months ago

    everyone JUST BUTT OUT!

    1. jonnycomelately profile image85
      jonnycomelatelyposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      Is this remark bumbastic or just bumbatious?

  19. joanhall profile image90
    joanhallposted 8 months ago

    This is just what I need, because I've been told that my writing is cr*p!

  20. watergeek profile image91
    watergeekposted 8 months ago

    Butt . . . I have a great article on colonal hydrotherapy!

  21. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    lol Happy hubbing all in the topical forums! lol

    1. Rodeon profile image63
      Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      See ya!

  22. agilitymach profile image99
    agilitymachposted 8 months ago

    Best April's Fools I've read today!!!  Thanks for the laugh!!

  23. SimeyC profile image89
    SimeyCposted 8 months ago

    Most of my hubs are crap - so I look forward to being featured heavily on this site.

    Ironically - my tongue in cheek article on 'How to use a bidet' is on the up for some reason - getting 40 visits a day - no lie - and no this isn't an April fools joke!
    http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12950264.jpg

  24. chef-de-jour profile image89
    chef-de-jourposted 8 months ago

    Well, I feel just like the constipated mathematician who had to work it all out with a pencil....

  25. M G Del Baglivo profile image82
    M G Del Baglivoposted 8 months ago

    All this discussion, but to what end?

    1. Sandi Kroeger profile image88
      Sandi Kroegerposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      There is no end in sight!! :-)

  26. Rochelle Frank profile image90
    Rochelle Frankposted 8 months ago

    Now I am conflicted  and anxious about where my upcoming hub will be placed. It's about caring for a tattoo of a classic car on your backside.

  27. clivewilliams profile image79
    clivewilliamsposted 8 months ago

    Did anyone see my cigar butt
    Butt wait, there it is.
    Hey, are you cooking with BUTTane?
    No, Butte I have a cool BUTTON

  28. LuisEGonzalez profile image81
    LuisEGonzalezposted 8 months ago

    http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12950423_f248.jpg

    1. clivewilliams profile image79
      clivewilliamsposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      Nice Month

  29. Chriswillman90 profile image90
    Chriswillman90posted 8 months ago

    Imagine if this wasn't a joke.

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image90
      Rochelle Frankposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      It is still April 1st in half of the world... so we really don't know yet. It actually might do well, considering the referenced hubs.. butt, er, ..I mean..., but I hope HP doesn't go that low.

    2. gmwilliams profile image85
      gmwilliamsposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12949045.jpg

  30. Will Apse profile image90
    Will Apseposted 8 months ago

    buttbeutifier.com is still available, lol.

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image90
      Rochelle Frankposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      That might work.

  31. TedWritesStuff profile image86
    TedWritesStuffposted 8 months ago

    Oh how attempted humour mirrors real life.. http://hubpages.com/living/Bidet-Toilet … lternative

  32. LongTimeMother profile image97
    LongTimeMotherposted 8 months ago

    You should definitely start that site, Christy. It will probably make a sh*tload of money. (Yes, pun intended.)

    I'm sure there's a large niche for anal hygiene. (Okay, ignore that mental image.)

    But when you do establish that hugely successful site, would you please get your tech-heads to stop the featured articles from showing up at the bottom (literally) of all our other hubs?

    Thanks.

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image90
      Rochelle Frankposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      Best comment yet.
      Makes one wish they had thought of it. smile

  33. Kimberleyclarke profile image86
    Kimberleyclarkeposted 8 months ago

    Gutted! I was just in the middle of my 'Yoga Poses for best Anal Hygiene - Bottoms Up' Hub big_smile

  34. Jesse Drzal profile image82
    Jesse Drzalposted 8 months ago

    Since joining the 'Pages, my but has never looked better.

  35. AEvans profile image71
    AEvansposted 8 months ago

    Really? LOL!! Popping back on after 4 years, I really loved the April Fool's joke! Ha! Ha! tongue

    1. Millionaire Tips profile image90
      Millionaire Tipsposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      Welcome back Julianna.

    2. lobobrandon profile image82
      lobobrandonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      It's been 4 years?! Time sure flew.

  36. C.V.Rajan profile image68
    C.V.Rajanposted 8 months ago

    Well done Christy! A wonderful tension reliever on 1st of April!

  37. FancyNewCrochet profile image61
    FancyNewCrochetposted 8 months ago

    Bahaha, that was so funny. I too did a double take. Oh..and I'm looking forward to a new health and fitness niche site if it comes with instructions how to build a new bottom like that April 1st tooshy up there lol. Thanks for the giggle x ^-^

  38. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    ~ lol ~

  39. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12961229_f1024.jpg

    1. Rodeon profile image63
      Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      big_smile Where are ya'll, guys? lol

  40. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12961233.jpg

    1. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      Now that's a good one.

  41. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    I'm feeling lonely! lol

    1. Jodah profile image86
      Jodahposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      So why hang out on a dead forum?

      1. Rodeon profile image63
        Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

        lol

  42. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    lol lol Because I've no life!!! lol lol ~

    1. Jodah profile image86
      Jodahposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      smile

      1. Rodeon profile image63
        Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

        lol  lol  lol

  43. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    I'll be selling away my stuff soon. When I get an unsuspecting element inside my box looking for intellectual e n t e r tainment!!

    1. Rodeon profile image63
      Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      big_smile

      1. Rodeon profile image63
        Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

        lol

  44. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    BFN. FN, to be more precise. See ya. May G O D rest ya in p e a ce!

    1. Rodeon profile image63
      Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      wink

      1. Rodeon profile image63
        Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

        lol

  45. Will Apse profile image90
    Will Apseposted 8 months ago

    Time they banned smileys. And people who have something to say. Just to keep a balance.

    1. Rodeon profile image63
      Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      Lol! lol

    2. Rodeon profile image63
      Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      See ya when I sell away my stuff. big_smile

  46. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    This is such a historic conversation, lol !

    1. Will Apse profile image90
      Will Apseposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      Nobody knows the history of these forums better than you do. A true scholar.

      1. Rodeon profile image63
        Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

        Now my friend does too! lol

      2. Rodeon profile image63
        Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

        See ya at the real place big_smile

        1. Will Apse profile image90
          Will Apseposted 8 months ago in reply to this

          Are we taking about a post-ironic world?

          1. Rodeon profile image63
            Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

            Lol, you have some humor left in there big_smile

            1. Rodeon profile image63
              Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

              That's good for health!

              1. Rodeon profile image63
                Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

                Kathryn says vegetables are good for health, hahahaha!

                1. Rodeon profile image63
                  Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

                  Rereading this thread in leisure mode.

                  1. Rodeon profile image63
                    Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

                    My friend isn't interested. Sorry. I'll quit posting from now on. lol

  47. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    I need better clothes, lol!

    1. Rodeon profile image63
      Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      lol

  48. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    I thought my good friend Kathy would find this thread and comment on this! She was watching the movie! lol

    1. Rodeon profile image63
      Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      The Matrix big_smile

  49. Rodeon profile image63
    Rodeonposted 8 months ago

    We're talking about this thread on facebook right now!!  lol

    1. Rodeon profile image63
      Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      Double lol!! lol lol

  50. Will Apse profile image90
    Will Apseposted 8 months ago

    Another bottle of red wine and a Korean gangster movie for me. Just to dull the horror of it all. Best of of luck on the meaning front.

    1. Rodeon profile image63
      Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      You get what you deserve out of life, I'll keep my money. That's all.

    2. Rodeon profile image63
      Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

      Do you need vegetables?

      1. Rodeon profile image63
        Rodeonposted 8 months ago in reply to this

        lol

 
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