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Anal Hygiene Site Coming Soon!

  1. Christy Kirwan profile image
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    Christy Kirwanposted 12 months ago

    Good morning friends! I have some important news today. After thorough discussion, the Team has decided to pause work on the niche sites in order to create a fully-branded anal hygiene site on account of the fact that some of our highest traffic Hubs are about subjects like shaving your butt, getting rid of butt acne, etc. Because of the lack of substantial competition, we believe we can become the most authoritative online resource on posterior hygiene and grooming and have decided to hire a full team of designers and brand consultants to that end. Work on other niche sites will be discontinued until further notice.

    1. Sandi Kroeger profile image87
      Sandi Kroegerposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      Is this a joke?

      1. nicomp profile image59
        nicompposted 12 months ago in reply to this

        I knew it! All the niche sites are a joke, right?

    2. promisem profile image93
      promisemposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      Butt why?

      1. roob profile image79
        roobposted 12 months ago in reply to this

        good one

    3. gmwilliams profile image82
      gmwilliamsposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      LOVE this sense of humorous satire!  What a GREAT April's Fools Joke!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12949038.jpg
      Oh........DEAR GOD, WHAT!!!!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12932094.jpg
      (laughing sardonically almost demoniacally)
      http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12926323.jpg
      (making a nasty face of revulsion)
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12485204.jpg
      Oh......well...............
      http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/11855661.jpg
      Fitting piece for April Fools.............Why didn't I THINK of this....I am the JOKER after all!!!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12485198.png
      Wicked, simply wickedly magnificent!!!!!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/11855650.jpg
      This ISN'T funny........really, it ISN'T!!!!
      http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/11855657.jpg
      STOP THIS, THAT'S AN ORDER!!!!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/11853974.png
      Hmmmmmm.......................indeed.............

    4. Christy Kirwan profile image
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      Christy Kirwanposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      As many of you have already guessed, this was an April Fool's Day prank. There is not a dedicated bottom-themed niche site in HubPages' future and work on the planned sites is continuing.

      Thanks for joining in on the fun! wink

      1. gmwilliams profile image82
        gmwilliamsposted 12 months ago in reply to this

        http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12801753.jpg

        Quite welcome indeed!

      2. roob profile image79
        roobposted 12 months ago in reply to this

        aw I was actually excited.. what about us who love butts... will we ever get a niche site for our hubs? Lol jk.

        1. Rochelle Frank profile image89
          Rochelle Frankposted 12 months ago in reply to this

          Start your own buttblog, and get your backside outta here.

          1. roob profile image79
            roobposted 12 months ago in reply to this

            You want the link to my new buttblog?

          2. Will Apse profile image91
            Will Apseposted 12 months ago in reply to this

            I hope you don't go into polite society unsupervised, lol.

            1. roob profile image79
              roobposted 12 months ago in reply to this

              All the people aren't polite so those ones I give em a taste of their own medicine. I'm like a pharmacist who was too cool for school!(:

      3. Jodah profile image85
        Jodahposted 12 months ago in reply to this

        You got me, Christy. I believed it ...duh!

    5. roob profile image79
      roobposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      Is this aprils fools?

    6. Misfit Chick profile image93
      Misfit Chickposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      This is hysterical - truly hysterical. Especially since its probably pretty true about 'butt traffic' in here; and a butt-specific site like that probably would do well, LoL! Great sense of humor, HP!! smile

      I was just thinking about a good idea for a niche site and was going to create a separate topic, but what the heck... In here seems like as good a place as any. If this is already in the plans - woot!

      What about a niche site solely about contraversial topics? You could call it blatantarguments.com or something silly, ha! I have something like the Huffington Post site in my head - except, of course, all the content is written by hubbers.

      HP is infamous for piles of ramblings on all kinds of controversial topics - and yeah, the majority of them are bad. However, some of them are really interesting. I remember reading a hub about a year ago that went into detail about why we don't need money or an economy - that didn't sound like too-insane of a rant.

      I think a site like that could become popular.

    7. Kathryn L Hill profile image84
      Kathryn L Hillposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      anal
      anal |ˈānl| adjective
      involving, relating to, or situated near the anus.
      anally adverb
      Butt is not anus.

      PS Who ever created this April fools joke is an A$$.
      big_smile
      (Goodnight, D.E. Its been real. Don't forget to eat your vegetables. They are good for you! Well, the organic ones, anyway.)

  2. paradigmsearch profile image89
    paradigmsearchposted 12 months ago

    https://i.imgflip.com/11sl2e.jpg

    1. SheilaMilne profile image90
      SheilaMilneposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      How did you do it? smile

    2. theraggededge profile image95
      theraggededgeposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      My family are wetting themselves laughing at that!

      Cue for a different kind of site?

  3. Jodah profile image85
    Jodahposted 12 months ago

    flabbergasted!

  4. lobobrandon profile image84
    lobobrandonposted 12 months ago

    Fact or Fiction - tough call...

    It is April Fools, but this niche does do well here on Hub Page as far as I know. Either way PD's reply is fitting haha.

    1. sallybea profile image97
      sallybeaposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      Either way Anal hubs are doing exceptionally well, so nice to hear staff still have a sense of humor at their end.

  5. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    Lol! lol I'm sending a link of this to my friends!

  6. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    lol I'll be sending it as a rar lol  ~

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    calculus-geometryposted 12 months ago

    nicely done

  8. KarenHC profile image87
    KarenHCposted 12 months ago

    Hahahaha!   This is the most fun "news" I've heard so far today!

  9. Wesman Todd Shaw profile image94
    Wesman Todd Shawposted 12 months ago

    I did a triple take on my news feed.

    I was once in jail with a guy who had a sad sad tale about his tail. He was in the woods, had to do something, and he used the exact wrong species of plant towards his anal hygiene sad

  10. Jesse Drzal profile image85
    Jesse Drzalposted 12 months ago

    Hubpages, I love you even more now.

  11. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    We need more comments. Lol!

  12. NateB11 profile image92
    NateB11posted 12 months ago

    Laughing hard!

    http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12950140_f1024.jpg

  13. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    Where are the rest of the Hub-community? lol

  14. janshares profile image91
    jansharesposted 12 months ago

    April fool's!!! You won't get me on that one, Christy. LMAO. Good one, though.

    1. Rodeon profile image62
      Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      +1!

  15. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    Where are the guys in the topical forums? Lol!

  16. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    lol

  17. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    "How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It’s… it’s gone."

                                                         ~ The Joker (The Dark Knight 2008) lol

  18. clivewilliams profile image79
    clivewilliamsposted 12 months ago

    everyone JUST BUTT OUT!

    1. jonnycomelately profile image85
      jonnycomelatelyposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      Is this remark bumbastic or just bumbatious?

  19. joanhall profile image89
    joanhallposted 12 months ago

    This is just what I need, because I've been told that my writing is cr*p!

  20. watergeek profile image93
    watergeekposted 12 months ago

    Butt . . . I have a great article on colonal hydrotherapy!

  21. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    lol Happy hubbing all in the topical forums! lol

    1. Rodeon profile image62
      Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      See ya!

  22. agilitymach profile image99
    agilitymachposted 12 months ago

    Best April's Fools I've read today!!!  Thanks for the laugh!!

  23. SimeyC profile image89
    SimeyCposted 12 months ago

    Most of my hubs are crap - so I look forward to being featured heavily on this site.

    Ironically - my tongue in cheek article on 'How to use a bidet' is on the up for some reason - getting 40 visits a day - no lie - and no this isn't an April fools joke!
    http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12950264.jpg

  24. chef-de-jour profile image88
    chef-de-jourposted 12 months ago

    Well, I feel just like the constipated mathematician who had to work it all out with a pencil....

  25. M G Del Baglivo profile image82
    M G Del Baglivoposted 12 months ago

    All this discussion, but to what end?

    1. Sandi Kroeger profile image87
      Sandi Kroegerposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      There is no end in sight!! :-)

  26. Rochelle Frank profile image89
    Rochelle Frankposted 12 months ago

    Now I am conflicted  and anxious about where my upcoming hub will be placed. It's about caring for a tattoo of a classic car on your backside.

  27. clivewilliams profile image79
    clivewilliamsposted 12 months ago

    Did anyone see my cigar butt
    Butt wait, there it is.
    Hey, are you cooking with BUTTane?
    No, Butte I have a cool BUTTON

  28. LuisEGonzalez profile image80
    LuisEGonzalezposted 12 months ago

    http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12950423_f248.jpg

    1. clivewilliams profile image79
      clivewilliamsposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      Nice Month

  29. Chriswillman90 profile image93
    Chriswillman90posted 12 months ago

    Imagine if this wasn't a joke.

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image89
      Rochelle Frankposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      It is still April 1st in half of the world... so we really don't know yet. It actually might do well, considering the referenced hubs.. butt, er, ..I mean..., but I hope HP doesn't go that low.

    2. gmwilliams profile image82
      gmwilliamsposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12949045.jpg

  30. Will Apse profile image91
    Will Apseposted 12 months ago

    buttbeutifier.com is still available, lol.

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image89
      Rochelle Frankposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      That might work.

  31. TedWritesStuff profile image86
    TedWritesStuffposted 12 months ago

    Oh how attempted humour mirrors real life.. http://hubpages.com/living/Bidet-Toilet … lternative

  32. LongTimeMother profile image98
    LongTimeMotherposted 12 months ago

    You should definitely start that site, Christy. It will probably make a sh*tload of money. (Yes, pun intended.)

    I'm sure there's a large niche for anal hygiene. (Okay, ignore that mental image.)

    But when you do establish that hugely successful site, would you please get your tech-heads to stop the featured articles from showing up at the bottom (literally) of all our other hubs?

    Thanks.

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image89
      Rochelle Frankposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      Best comment yet.
      Makes one wish they had thought of it. smile

  33. Kimberleyclarke profile image85
    Kimberleyclarkeposted 12 months ago

    Gutted! I was just in the middle of my 'Yoga Poses for best Anal Hygiene - Bottoms Up' Hub big_smile

  34. Jesse Drzal profile image85
    Jesse Drzalposted 12 months ago

    Since joining the 'Pages, my but has never looked better.

  35. AEvans profile image71
    AEvansposted 12 months ago

    Really? LOL!! Popping back on after 4 years, I really loved the April Fool's joke! Ha! Ha! tongue

    1. Millionaire Tips profile image90
      Millionaire Tipsposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      Welcome back Julianna.

    2. lobobrandon profile image84
      lobobrandonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      It's been 4 years?! Time sure flew.

  36. C.V.Rajan profile image69
    C.V.Rajanposted 12 months ago

    Well done Christy! A wonderful tension reliever on 1st of April!

  37. FancyNewCrochet profile image60
    FancyNewCrochetposted 12 months ago

    Bahaha, that was so funny. I too did a double take. Oh..and I'm looking forward to a new health and fitness niche site if it comes with instructions how to build a new bottom like that April 1st tooshy up there lol. Thanks for the giggle x ^-^

  38. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    ~ lol ~

  39. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12961229_f1024.jpg

    1. Rodeon profile image62
      Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      big_smile Where are ya'll, guys? lol

  40. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12961233.jpg

    1. paradigmsearch profile image89
      paradigmsearchposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      Now that's a good one.

  41. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    I'm feeling lonely! lol

    1. Jodah profile image85
      Jodahposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      So why hang out on a dead forum?

      1. Rodeon profile image62
        Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

        lol

  42. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    lol lol Because I've no life!!! lol lol ~

    1. Jodah profile image85
      Jodahposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      smile

      1. Rodeon profile image62
        Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

        lol  lol  lol

  43. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    I'll be selling away my stuff soon. When I get an unsuspecting element inside my box looking for intellectual e n t e r tainment!!

    1. Rodeon profile image62
      Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      big_smile

      1. Rodeon profile image62
        Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

        lol

  44. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    BFN. FN, to be more precise. See ya. May G O D rest ya in p e a ce!

    1. Rodeon profile image62
      Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      wink

      1. Rodeon profile image62
        Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

        lol

  45. Will Apse profile image91
    Will Apseposted 12 months ago

    Time they banned smileys. And people who have something to say. Just to keep a balance.

    1. Rodeon profile image62
      Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      Lol! lol

    2. Rodeon profile image62
      Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      See ya when I sell away my stuff. big_smile

  46. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    This is such a historic conversation, lol !

    1. Will Apse profile image91
      Will Apseposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      Nobody knows the history of these forums better than you do. A true scholar.

      1. Rodeon profile image62
        Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

        Now my friend does too! lol

      2. Rodeon profile image62
        Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

        See ya at the real place big_smile

        1. Will Apse profile image91
          Will Apseposted 12 months ago in reply to this

          Are we taking about a post-ironic world?

          1. Rodeon profile image62
            Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

            Lol, you have some humor left in there big_smile

            1. Rodeon profile image62
              Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

              That's good for health!

              1. Rodeon profile image62
                Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

                Kathryn says vegetables are good for health, hahahaha!

                1. Rodeon profile image62
                  Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

                  Rereading this thread in leisure mode.

                  1. Rodeon profile image62
                    Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

                    My friend isn't interested. Sorry. I'll quit posting from now on. lol

  47. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    I need better clothes, lol!

    1. Rodeon profile image62
      Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      lol

  48. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    I thought my good friend Kathy would find this thread and comment on this! She was watching the movie! lol

    1. Rodeon profile image62
      Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      The Matrix big_smile

  49. Rodeon profile image62
    Rodeonposted 12 months ago

    We're talking about this thread on facebook right now!!  lol

    1. Rodeon profile image62
      Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      Double lol!! lol lol

  50. Will Apse profile image91
    Will Apseposted 12 months ago

    Another bottle of red wine and a Korean gangster movie for me. Just to dull the horror of it all. Best of of luck on the meaning front.

    1. Rodeon profile image62
      Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      You get what you deserve out of life, I'll keep my money. That's all.

    2. Rodeon profile image62
      Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

      Do you need vegetables?

      1. Rodeon profile image62
        Rodeonposted 12 months ago in reply to this

        lol

 
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