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Tell him, "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help."
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Take off his boots and tickle his feet. A clothes pin for your nose might be a good idea. :o)
One way to make a cowboy laugh is to let him watch you try to ride a horse better then he can.
i was just going to ask how to make one stop...
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