how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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  1. Kadmiels profile image50
    Kadmielsposted 13 years ago

    how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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  2. Joni Douglas profile image82
    Joni Douglasposted 13 years ago

    lol.....a peck perhaps? .
    As in, If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

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  3. Enelle Lamb profile image73
    Enelle Lambposted 13 years ago

    A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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  4. Lisa HW profile image62
    Lisa HWposted 13 years ago

    Are you, by any chance, that second-cousin of mine who pretty much asked this question non-stop for - I think - about 10 years of his childhood?  If you're not he, then I think you should go find him and ask him.  He HAS to know the answer by now.  LOL

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  5. Patty Inglish, MS profile image88
    Patty Inglish, MSposted 13 years ago

    Perhaps a googlechuck by the end of the day?

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  6. Kadmiels profile image50
    Kadmielsposted 13 years ago

    exactly how does a google chuck work? if the woodchuck does not know how to chuck wood because he can't googlechuck? i think im a little lost on that one smile

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  7. PaulaK profile image82
    PaulaKposted 13 years ago

    That is an old phrase that I grew up with. How fast can you say it three times, if you can say it three times without stumbling on your words!

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