My Eskie pooped on my bed!!!!

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   klarawieckposted 14 years ago

   A week after going back to work, she lets me know she is upset for not spending much time at home with her --> A little present... one by the front door, another little nugget (the size of a marble) right on the bed. She knows she's guilty! She is hiding from me. I'm going to KILL HER!!! AAAAAAH!!!!

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ....feel a bit better now....
      
      

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         klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         WOOOOOOWWWWWW!!! Check out it's little ding-dong! How come they didn't make it puffy and colorful?!

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   SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years ago

   i read it too fast...thought it said 'popped'....pets, you gotta love 'em.
   
   i had a cat once that didn't like me leaving the house...she would leave me similar marble size surprises in one of my shoes.....

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      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      No way! I was planning to trade her for a straight cat! I guess it doesn't get any better, huh?

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   blondepoetposted 14 years ago

   Times like these you need a Kit Kat break.
   
   

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   alternate poetposted 14 years ago

   Absolutely - take a break and consider that the only important thing in your dog's life has caused this behaviour - you.  You have to go to work, do life things etc, but from your dog's point of view - who cannot undestand the why - you just abandon her every day.  You can't explain to her, but you can have sympathy and accept that you are to blame

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      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well, I'll be darned Billy Bob! You didn't just blame good ol' me and go gimme a smilin' face on after!

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         alternate poetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Yes I did   -    just trying to refocus your anger to give your abandoned pet a break

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            klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I'll be stuffing her in a hotdog bun later this evening. She's dead meat! lol

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         mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         where does he usually go poop when you are gone all day?  I know that animals communicate this way when they are frustrated, it's not your fault, but its really not his either - maybe he needs a walk sometime during the day?  Rich folks do that, they have a dogwalker come to take him for a walk and play around lunchtime or something.  another good reason I don't have a pet!
         
         also I can't afford those pirate costumes that seem to be all the rage! 

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            klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            You hear this Richard? Since you offered your bank account for the greater good of dogmanity... Rich people do that.. (clear throat) hmm... hmmm...

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   blondepoetposted 14 years ago

   How do I stop my pooch Ben Dover thinking he is a real pirate?
   He has never been the same since he sat up late watching 'Pirates Of The Caribbean'. Oh it makes me bark with frustration.
   
   

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      mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      um, get him a ship, matey!  arrgh!

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ....i watched the same movie.....guess the cat was around.....
      
      

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         blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Haha not to mention my cat Poopsie who watches too much Stallone flicks
         
         

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            klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Frightening pose! lol

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      skyfireposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL. Cute.

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   Richard Craigposted 14 years ago

   Lol. Maybe it's just trying to say 'I love you' whilst leaving you presents around the house.

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      klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Richard, is that how you show the ladies you love them too? Need to get you that book ASAP! lol

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         Richard Craigposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         lol.  I really do need that book don't I?! lol

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            blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            What book is that? This book? I can lend it out I have it at home.
            
            

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               Richard Craigposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               !   !      That's not the book.  That would give me nightmares. lol
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                  klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Your balls are sacred, my dear! No worries! lol

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                     Richard Craigposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     When it comes from you, it means a lot.  lol

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                        klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        Well, I know how to play nice from time to time.

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                           Richard Craigposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                           Oh good.  Maybe you could take care of them for me from time to time?! lol

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                              klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                              Sorry Rich... I don't do Manchester United. I follow Real Madrid! lol

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                                 Richard Craigposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                 lol.  That's ok.  I can live with that. lol
                                 I'm tucking in for the night.  It's gone past 1am here.  Good night love.

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                                    klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                                    Good night... sleep tight... till tomorrow.

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                  blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Oh so sorry meant this one
                  
                  

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                     klarawieckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                     Well, I'm APPALLED!!!!
                     
                     

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                        blondepoetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                        ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        
                        

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   you people with your unruly pets!  how about the pissed on keyboard incident?  these are just signs of how the democrats have really ruined this country!  Get them all fixed, I say, all of them!
   
   
   oh, wait, not the democrats!  I meant republicans!  get them all fixed, fast!

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      SomewayOuttaHereposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ha ha ha ha!

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   skyfireposted 14 years ago

   What happened to the mermaid ? oh wait that was costume ?

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   wilsonallen01posted 14 years ago

   well this cat looks like a vampire..

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    I have news! We went out to the movies last night. When we came back she had pooped some more! Right next to my desk. I think I'm going to put a pamper on her. This is ridiculous!!!

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    Pearldiverposted 14 years ago

    It Only Really Becomes Unmanagable when your partner acts like this!
    
    Now... That's Ridiculous!

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    You ever known a guy who identifies with his hound dog so much that he refuses to have him fixed, even after the vet advises it?  Well, I just was thinking about this guy I knew who was like that.  Are women like that about their female dogs?  Hell no!  They're glad to have the poor girls fixed because you know who would be taking care of the pups! 

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       Pearldiverposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hahaha... Yep the same Poor Girls make Great HouseKeepers when their relationships end

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          In my life, being in a relationship basically means being some schmuck's housekeeper!  without any pay and I provide the fringe benefits -

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    klarawieckposted 14 years ago

    I'm happy... no little gifts tonight. I'm back to loving my bitch! (oooops... can I say that here?)

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    logic,commonsenseposted 14 years ago

    and the dingo ate my baby!

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