Was wondering if anybody out there has had any funny dating experiences.
"What funny things have happened to make your date go wrong?"
I showed up.
How true, I spent $200 on a meal and a violin player and did not have enough to pay for my meal on my credit card. I brought the wrong card. Stuff happeneds that show you that you are making mistakes.
I had a blind date once but he has thought he would be meeting my friend, not me. Slightly embarrassing to everyone. We did still continued with the date but you could tell he wasn't thrilled.
Walking arm in arm to her door and there was this little bit of "wind" that tooted out. She turned bright red and said, "Oh my gosh!!! I'm SO embarrassed!" And I said, "Don't be. I thought it was me." She said, "Yeah! It really WAS you!" We remained friends, despite who dunnit.
...i had a weird one a long time ago....there's more to the story...buttttt....the guy was a hair stylist and owned his salon...so..first date, before we actually go to where we are supposed to go, he takes me to his salon so he can brush my hair and touch it....it was so weird...and then off on the date we went - my hair was long and past my waist; it wasn't messy, he just wanted to touch it and brush it - YIKES!...'Houston, we've got a problem'; no second date
Once asked a woman out who was a supervisor on a nuclear power plant construction crew. Her work clothes were casual. My job required a suit and tie. Showed up at her apartment in tee-shirt and jeans, she had on a beautiful dress-no date and boy did I catch it!
My sister went on an "internet" date. She met this guy at a restaurant and after admiring the piercings of their waitress he stood up and pulled his shirt open to show off his own naval piercing in the middle of the crowded restaurant.
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