Funny things that sound alike.

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  1. brimancandy profile image77
    brimancandyposted 8 years ago

    Name things that sound alike but have different meanings. Can include more than one word. I'll start.

    underwear...clothing and under where? The question.

    Corn...a vegetable. and Corn...as in something funny and stupid.

  2. quicksand profile image68
    quicksandposted 8 years ago

    brainwash - brain wash?
    izzat alright?

  3. bsscorpio8 profile image57
    bsscorpio8posted 8 years ago

    A duck and a fart.

  4. saleheensblog profile image60
    saleheensblogposted 8 years ago

    extraordinary
    ordinary extra

  5. ddsurfsca profile image75
    ddsurfscaposted 8 years ago

    a horsefly

  6. camlo profile image87
    camloposted 8 years ago

    Trainers (UK for sneakers)

  7. mod2vint profile image61
    mod2vintposted 8 years ago

    lettuce and let us

  8. Beth100 profile image71
    Beth100posted 8 years ago

    coin laundry (you wash coins?!?)

    1. brimancandy profile image77
      brimancandyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I like that one.

    2. timorous profile image84
      timorousposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      @Beth.  Surely you must have heard the term "money laundering". big_smile

  9. brimancandy profile image77
    brimancandyposted 8 years ago

    Here's a new one.

    A buck...slang for a dollar
    A buck...a male deer
    A buck...a young man

  10. profile image0
    klarawieckposted 8 years ago

    I've had people ask me if I'm a penis...

    1. profile image0
      klarawieckposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Sorry... this thing deleted the second half of my message. I probably pressed Submit without meaning to...

      The above comment came out wrong! - lol

      People ask me if I'm a penis, but they really mean to ask me if I'm a pianist. It's all very confusing!!! lol lol lol

      1. brimancandy profile image77
        brimancandyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Like the dog called Liberace.....because he's the peeinest

      2. profile image0
        DoorMattnomoreposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  after the first comment I was like...wtf?  that has to be the funniest early submission error I have ever ever seen.

    2. Denise Handlon profile image89
      Denise Handlonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      @ Klara lol  lol  lol

  11. schoolgirlforreal profile image80
    schoolgirlforrealposted 8 years ago

    prefer a fly on the wall or a fly in your soup?
    Zip your fly, the fly zips around
    flying and zipping around all day...

    1. brimancandy profile image77
      brimancandyposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      The zipper in your pants is also part of a fly.
      You also have a fly in your underwear, and can have a fly on your underwear trying to crawl into your fly.

      better swat that fly before it gets there!

      1. schoolgirlforreal profile image80
        schoolgirlforrealposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol big_smile big_smile

  12. timorous profile image84
    timorousposted 8 years ago

    You could eat several bowls of cereal, in serial fashion.

  13. Daniel Carter profile image72
    Daniel Carterposted 8 years ago

    Butterfly?


    ....really?....


    Flybutter.

    Ick.

  14. mega1 profile image77
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    peony

  15. Mary.Lane profile image55
    Mary.Laneposted 7 years ago

    Go ahead - goat head
    When someone says 'go ahead', reply 'did you call me a goat head?'
    It always gets a laugh!

    1. kevinex profile image54
      kevinexposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol..I am gonna try that.

  16. kevinex profile image54
    kevinexposted 7 years ago

    serial killer
    We all kill a little bit of cereal every morning by eating it.

    1. profile image0
      Brenda Durhamposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      haha

      Also

      surreal sounds almost like cereal.

      Which I'm gonna go get some now.
      Cereal, that is.

  17. sofs profile image79
    sofsposted 7 years ago

    what a pear you make... or may be what a pair you make...

    fair enough???... may sound like a backlash in Asian countries where it is a big deal to have a fair complexion

  18. Beth100 profile image71
    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    The bare bear wears no clothes and bares all while the witnesses watch unbearably with great discomfort at the bare bear.  lol

  19. Ben Evans profile image70
    Ben Evansposted 7 years ago

    I do a little sole searching when I look for my shoes.

    The souls of my feet sure are spirited.

  20. Denise Handlon profile image89
    Denise Handlonposted 7 years ago

    The horse is a little hoarse   (that must make the horse a pony  lol  )

  21. 666divine profile image65
    666divineposted 7 years ago

    He gets light headed by a heavy hand.

  22. timorous profile image84
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
    Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
    Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy..was he?
    big_smile

  23. ddsurfsca profile image75
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    I am a little hoarse ....  (horse)

  24. sofs profile image79
    sofsposted 7 years ago

    Helmet and without it Hell met!

  25. Beth100 profile image71
    Beth100posted 7 years ago

    ha ha ha  These all are too funny!!


    There's a bit of cinnamon with my synonyms this morning.

  26. writinginalaska profile image77
    writinginalaskaposted 7 years ago

    "look at you"   or lookatchu  lol  look, achooooo,  oh, god bless you  smile

  27. timorous profile image84
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    Jeremy, while hanging some old-fashioned wallpaper, discovered the paste was drying too quickly, so he paced himself accordingly. big_smile

    1. Ben Evans profile image70
      Ben Evansposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      A pace for everything and everything in its pace.  big_smile

      I couldn't resist.

      How about two eyes
      A parasight

      What you groom your cat with:

      Catacomb

  28. ddsurfsca profile image75
    ddsurfscaposted 7 years ago

    shoo fly

  29. timorous profile image84
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    Don't look directly at the sun, son neutral

  30. timorous profile image84
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    Reel #3 is a real thriller smile

  31. 2uesday profile image81
    2uesdayposted 7 years ago

    "four candles and fork handles"

    ( quote from 2 Ronnies UK comedy duo)

  32. Ben Evans profile image70
    Ben Evansposted 7 years ago

    A roe of salmon eggs are in a row.  big_smile

  33. 2uesday profile image81
    2uesdayposted 7 years ago

    Missed and mist -

    They missed seeing each other because of the mist.


    Nose and Knows -

    Who knows why he picked that nose; it does not suit him at all.

    1. kevinex profile image54
      kevinexposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  34. timorous profile image84
    timorousposted 7 years ago

    In order to arrive at the correct result, all operations need to be performed in sequins.

  35. 2uesday profile image81
    2uesdayposted 7 years ago

    The quins performed the sequence dance wearing sequins, they failed to win a medal because the twins always wins.

 
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