Funny things that sound alike.

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   brimancandyposted 13 years ago

   Name things that sound alike but have different meanings. Can include more than one word. I'll start.
   
   underwear...clothing and under where? The question.
   
   Corn...a vegetable. and Corn...as in something funny and stupid.

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   quicksandposted 13 years ago

   brainwash - brain wash?
   izzat alright?

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   bsscorpio8posted 13 years ago

   A duck and a fart.

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   saleheensblogposted 13 years ago

   extraordinary
   ordinary extra

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   ddsurfscaposted 13 years ago

   a horsefly

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   camloposted 13 years ago

   Trainers (UK for sneakers)

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   mod2vintposted 13 years ago

   lettuce and let us

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   Beth100posted 13 years ago

   coin laundry (you wash coins?!?)

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      brimancandyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I like that one.

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      timorousposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      @Beth.  Surely you must have heard the term "money laundering".

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   brimancandyposted 13 years ago

   Here's a new one.
   
   A buck...slang for a dollar
   A buck...a male deer
   A buck...a young man

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    klarawieckposted 13 years ago

    I've had people ask me if I'm a penis...

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       klarawieckposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Sorry... this thing deleted the second half of my message. I probably pressed Submit without meaning to...
       
       The above comment came out wrong! - lol
       
       People ask me if I'm a penis, but they really mean to ask me if I'm a pianist. It's all very confusing!!! lol lol lol

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          brimancandyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Like the dog called Liberace.....because he's the peeinest

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          DoorMattnomoreposted 12 years agoin reply to this

          HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA  after the first comment I was like...wtf?  that has to be the funniest early submission error I have ever ever seen.

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       Denise Handlonposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       @ Klara    

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    schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years ago

    prefer a fly on the wall or a fly in your soup?
    Zip your fly, the fly zips around
    flying and zipping around all day...

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       brimancandyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       The zipper in your pants is also part of a fly.
       You also have a fly in your underwear, and can have a fly on your underwear trying to crawl into your fly.
       
       better swat that fly before it gets there!

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          schoolgirlforrealposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          lol

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    timorousposted 13 years ago

    You could eat several bowls of cereal, in serial fashion.

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    Daniel Carterposted 13 years ago

    Butterfly?
    
    
    ....really?....
    
    
    Flybutter.
    
    Ick.

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    peony

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    Mary.Laneposted 12 years ago

    Go ahead - goat head
    When someone says 'go ahead', reply 'did you call me a goat head?'
    It always gets a laugh!

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       kevinexposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       lol..I am gonna try that.

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    kevinexposted 12 years ago

    serial killer
    We all kill a little bit of cereal every morning by eating it.

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       Brenda Durhamposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       haha
       
       Also
       
       surreal sounds almost like cereal.
       
       Which I'm gonna go get some now.
       Cereal, that is.

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    sofsposted 12 years ago

    what a pear you make... or may be what a pair you make...
    
    fair enough???... may sound like a backlash in Asian countries where it is a big deal to have a fair complexion

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    The bare bear wears no clothes and bares all while the witnesses watch unbearably with great discomfort at the bare bear. 

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    Ben Evansposted 12 years ago

    I do a little sole searching when I look for my shoes.
    
    The souls of my feet sure are spirited.

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    Denise Handlonposted 12 years ago

    The horse is a little hoarse   (that must make the horse a pony    )

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    666divineposted 12 years ago

    He gets light headed by a heavy hand.

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    timorousposted 12 years ago

    Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
    Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
    Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy..was he?
    

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    ddsurfscaposted 12 years ago

    I am a little hoarse ....  (horse)

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    sofsposted 12 years ago

    Helmet and without it Hell met!

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    Beth100posted 12 years ago

    ha ha ha  These all are too funny!!
    
    
    There's a bit of cinnamon with my synonyms this morning.

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    writinginalaskaposted 12 years ago

    "look at you"   or lookatchu  lol  look, achooooo,  oh, god bless you 

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    timorousposted 12 years ago

    Jeremy, while hanging some old-fashioned wallpaper, discovered the paste was drying too quickly, so he paced himself accordingly.

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       Ben Evansposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       A pace for everything and everything in its pace. 
       
       I couldn't resist.
       
       How about two eyes
       A parasight
       
       What you groom your cat with:
       
       Catacomb

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    ddsurfscaposted 12 years ago

    shoo fly

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    timorousposted 12 years ago

    Don't look directly at the sun, son

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    timorousposted 12 years ago

    Reel #3 is a real thriller

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    2uesdayposted 12 years ago

    "four candles and fork handles"
    
    ( quote from 2 Ronnies UK comedy duo)

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    Ben Evansposted 12 years ago

    A roe of salmon eggs are in a row. 

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    2uesdayposted 12 years ago

    Missed and mist -
    
    They missed seeing each other because of the mist.
    
    
    Nose and Knows -
    
    Who knows why he picked that nose; it does not suit him at all.

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       kevinexposted 12 years agoin reply to this

       lol

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    timorousposted 12 years ago

    In order to arrive at the correct result, all operations need to be performed in sequins.

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    2uesdayposted 12 years ago

    The quins performed the sequence dance wearing sequins, they failed to win a medal because the twins always wins.

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