Name things that sound alike but have different meanings. Can include more than one word. I'll start.
underwear...clothing and under where? The question.
Corn...a vegetable. and Corn...as in something funny and stupid.
Here's a new one.
A buck...slang for a dollar
A buck...a male deer
A buck...a young man
Sorry... this thing deleted the second half of my message. I probably pressed Submit without meaning to...
The above comment came out wrong! - lol
People ask me if I'm a penis, but they really mean to ask me if I'm a pianist. It's all very confusing!!! lol lol lol
Like the dog called Liberace.....because he's the peeinest
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA after the first comment I was like...wtf? that has to be the funniest early submission error I have ever ever seen.
prefer a fly on the wall or a fly in your soup?
Zip your fly, the fly zips around
flying and zipping around all day...
The zipper in your pants is also part of a fly.
You also have a fly in your underwear, and can have a fly on your underwear trying to crawl into your fly.
better swat that fly before it gets there!
Go ahead - goat head
When someone says 'go ahead', reply 'did you call me a goat head?'
It always gets a laugh!
We all kill a little bit of cereal every morning by eating it.
what a pear you make... or may be what a pair you make...
fair enough???... may sound like a backlash in Asian countries where it is a big deal to have a fair complexion
The bare bear wears no clothes and bares all while the witnesses watch unbearably with great discomfort at the bare bear.
I do a little sole searching when I look for my shoes.
The souls of my feet sure are spirited.
The horse is a little hoarse (that must make the horse a pony )
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy..was he?
ha ha ha These all are too funny!!
There's a bit of cinnamon with my synonyms this morning.
"look at you" or lookatchu lol look, achooooo, oh, god bless you
Jeremy, while hanging some old-fashioned wallpaper, discovered the paste was drying too quickly, so he paced himself accordingly.
"four candles and fork handles"
( quote from 2 Ronnies UK comedy duo)
Missed and mist -
They missed seeing each other because of the mist.
Nose and Knows -
Who knows why he picked that nose; it does not suit him at all.
In order to arrive at the correct result, all operations need to be performed in sequins.
The quins performed the sequence dance wearing sequins, they failed to win a medal because the twins always wins.
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