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   profilerposted 14 years ago

   Crhistians aren't worth it, islam is puny, budisths are cowards, hindus are sleese-balls, ortodox are weird, luterans ditto, jews are evil, scientologists are laughable...
   
   So, religgion is utter crap!
   
   But atheists are miserable and agnostics don't have balls.
   
   And I AM MAOME!!!
   
   Lets see if we can achieve 1000 posts
   
   I will not utter one more word about this.

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      Maddie Ruudposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      What's a "budisth"???

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         sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         It sounds like a cow dish???
         
         ... is a cow dish!  I like it!

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         anime_nanetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         It's a new religion! Or just a typo...
         
         But for the sake of this thread it has to be a new religion!

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      packerpackposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Is the sole purpose of the thread is to stretch it to 1000 posts??? And you said you don't wanna say a word from now .... then what will you do??? Watch people fight and see your thread attend 1000 posts???? Shame on you

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      Jewelsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      And you don't have a dictionary.

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         profilerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Corrrect!

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      WitchofWavelandposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      With all due respect, that's good because you also need to learn how to spell. You think name calling is going to solve anything? Grow up and get a real life. It's too bad that you are an angry, frustrated person. Regardless, I love you unconditionally and pray for your soul. No, I'm not religious. Just very spiritual. People such as yourself will eventually experience some kind of spiritual lesson to teach you otherwise. I just hope it's not life threatening.

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   Late2classposted 14 years ago

   Wow... try to pick fights much?

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   My Inner Jewposted 14 years ago

   and where do you fit into all this?

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   meetbrandonposted 14 years ago

   Well, Christianity isn't about religion.  It's about having a relationship with Jesus Christ. God Bless.

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      My Inner Jewposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I beg to disagree I have met many Christians who are Christian by religion and not by faith.  Christianity is a religion. Christians do not know the Torah...do not know the Law

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         meetbrandonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Well, Christians aren't kept to any law because of the sacrifice of Jesus Christ.  But, I agree, there are many who are Christian by religion and unfortunately, these are folks who just don't understand the real meaning of salvation and how to attain it.
         
         However, you shouldn't judge based on a few who weren't affirmed in the faith as well as they should have been!

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            My Inner Jewposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            You aren't kept to the Law if you are gentile....which most Christians are but you are kept to the Noahic laws.  And I am not judging.  I was born and raised in the deep south I am a Christian.  Everytime the church was open me and my family were there and I am a firm believer in Jesus, but I am converting to Messianic Judaism.  You cannot have Jesus without the Torah.  Saying the Torah is useless is like saying Jesus is useless.

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               meetbrandonposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               I don't think the Torah is useless, however.  I think it serves its purpose for those who use it in their teachings.  Ultimately, Christians and Jews, while having a long history that has been somewhat of a mixed bag, are both God's people and I wish you well.

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                  My Inner Jewposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    Well, in thinking we don't have to keep the laws of the Torah it is like saying what Jesus did is useless.   I think you can't truly understand the Bible and Jesus sacrifice until we understand Judaism...and I am sorry if you feel I was talking about you, but I am talking about Christians in general, my family and friends included.

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      Davinagirl3posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Religion is about people congretating with other people.  It is not necessary to be involved with any particular religion to have a relationship with God.  If a Christian was stranded on a desert island, would he be less of a Christian because he doesn't go to church?

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      fishmoxposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Not even that.
      Christianity is about a God who had compassion enough to do what fallen man could not do, live a righteous life, then take the penalty unto Himself which the fallen man so richly deserved.
      The innocent for the guilty, so that immortality could be passed on to the mortal.
      The God of eternity, limitless and all-powerful, stepping out of eternity into time, limiting Himself and humbling Himself, that He may redeem that which is not worth redeeming.

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   N.Qposted 14 years ago

   For me Religion is way of life and I am happy with it.

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   SparklingJewelposted 14 years ago

   Religions and philosophies are of human perception of who and what God is, and our purposes for connecting with God. Religions and philosophies can be  very good things and/or a very bad things...its up to human interpretation...there's the rub!
   
   The common thread is for each soul to be finding God in their own way, to where their heart is fulfilled, be it through faith, love, peace, happiness, joy, or mistakes and even the trials of life. It is a worthy cause and a purpose for life time's journey.

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   sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

   ...a pain in my ars!

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   earnestshubposted 14 years ago

   ... a way to avoid.

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   sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

   ...something to complain about.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    a dead end

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    ...a puppet show.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    Fairy time

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    ... a matrix glitch in the system.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    A light show of loonies

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    Marisa Wrightposted 14 years ago

    ...a construct that developed because human beings needed it.  The average worker needed religion because they had to have something to look forward to - their life was short and hard.  The elite of society needed it because it was a way of controlling the workers, who inevitably outnumbered them and couldn't be controlled by sheer force. 
    
    Look at Ancient Egypt for an extreme example of how that worked.   Every person was completely focussed on the after-life.  They build tombs of stone but even their palaces were made of mud brick.  They filled their tombs with gold spoons but ate with wooden forks.  They had an amazing understanding of the human body, but applied it all to preserving dead ones rather healing the living.  That intense belief was what kept the society ticking over.

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       sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ... aw your ruining the fun! Getting back to one liners.

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    ...where they got the term Goonie!

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    ... being scared.

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    ...is where me pot o gold disappeared to.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    ...never being wrong.

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    ...sanity cease to exit.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    .. having a fall-guy.

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    ... a giant dust bunny.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    .. a huge load of hot cockie's droppings!

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    Paragliderposted 14 years ago

    dead.

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       Mishaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       wishful thinking

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    cake without the frosting.

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    ... a wonder of the world.

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    Leta Sposted 14 years ago

    ...a human construct probably not adequately describing God.

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    ... a camode.

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    ... a blood bath.

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    RGrafposted 14 years ago

    I'm loving the fun one liners.  LOL  Keep it up.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    ...never having to say your sorry!

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    ....the waste of a good Sunday.

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    jenblacksheepposted 14 years ago

    ... the anti-christ of atheism

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    .... bullying with bulls**t

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    ... a dim light switch.

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    onthewritesideposted 14 years ago

    What a drunk asks for when he wants something "Bud-like"...

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    A chance in 300

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       sandra rinckposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ZOMG!  That is the best one yet!

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    ... a pillow snatcher.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    A shot in the dark.

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    ... a quarter in the well.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    .. a perilous proposition

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    a preposterous proposition

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    ...an invasion of flying squirrels.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    .... a lot of hot cocky excrement.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    .... a cycle without wheels.

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    sandra rinckposted 14 years ago

    ... a smores roasting over a fire.

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    Mishaposted 14 years ago

    Talking about religion - did anybody hear from Mark lately?

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       earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       He is away for a couple of week I believe.

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    earnestshubposted 14 years ago

    .... awareness withheld.

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    Mishaposted 14 years ago

    Cool, thanks

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    SparklingJewelposted 14 years ago

    what is MAOME ?

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