ABSOLUTES ? Are there any ?
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It appears that some in these forums absolutely believe that there are no absolutes.
So in order to clear up the matter I thought I would present some and start with the body.
1- A male cannot urinate while having a total erection.
2- A female cannot be pregnant and conceive again while so.
3- One cannot blow their nose and swallow at the same time.
4- Humans cannot breath underwater without an air supply.
5- One cannot stand up and lie down at the same time.
Feel free to add to the list so as to clear up the matter further.
***DISCLAIMER...I could be absolutely incorrect***
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Umm not so sure about 1,2, & 5
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quietnessandtrust wrote:
It appears that some in these forums absolutely believe that there are no absolutes.
So in order to clear up the matter I thought I would present some and start with the body.
1- A male cannot urinate while having a total erection.
2- A female cannot be pregnant and conceive again while so.
3- One cannot blow their nose and swallow at the same time.
4- Humans cannot breath underwater without an air supply.
5- One cannot stand up and lie down at the same time.
Feel free to add to the list so as to clear up the matter further.6 - One can't sneeze without closing their eyes
7 - Old men that sit on benches at the mall always smell mediciny
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#2 was dis proven last week on yahoo, she conceived again two weeks into her pregnancy I think.
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In football ... they call that a late hit ... and you are penalized 15 yards
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Colebabie wrote:
Umm not so sure about 1,2, & 5
Well, they are all true unless we have seen a miracle.
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yoshi97 wrote:
In football ... they call that a late hit ... and you are penalized 15 yards
and to add a truly interesting oddity ...
.. men, stand with your back to a wall and drop a quarter in front of you. Then, with your legs remaining pinned to the wall, bend over to pick it up.
You can't ...
... however, the ladies can
It's all about the difference in body structure - 93
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yoshi97 wrote:
yoshi97 wrote:
In football ... they call that a late hit ... and are penalized 15 yards
and to add a truly interesting oddity ...
.. men, stand with your back to a wall and drop a quarter in front of you. Then, with your legs remaining pinned to the wall, bend over to pick it up.
You can't ...
... however, the ladies can
It's all about the difference in body structureI know that's why I love ladies.
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Scott.Life wrote:
#2 was dis proven last week on yahoo, she conceived again two weeks into her pregnancy I think.
Not sure if anything on yahoo is proof ya know?
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quietnessandtrust wrote:
Scott.Life wrote:
#2 was dis proven last week on yahoo, she conceived again two weeks into her pregnancy I think.
Not sure if anything on yahoo is proof ya know?
She isn't the only case. And it wasn't just on Yahoo.
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Colebabie wrote:
quietnessandtrust wrote:
Scott.Life wrote:
#2 was dis proven last week on yahoo, she conceived again two weeks into her pregnancy I think.
Not sure if anything on yahoo is proof ya know?
She isn't the only case. And it wasn't just on Yahoo.
OK...so perhaps that is one out of the 5?
any to add?
It is hard because you have to be 100% absolute.
I have dropped the ball already I guess on the one thing - 95
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lol! I just realized I quoted myself earlier. That makes me a complete moron.
Didn't we do this already?
http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/22836- 89
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yoshi97 wrote:
lol! I just realized I quoted myself earlier. That makes me a complete moron.
Yoshi97 is a complete moron.....another absolute?
just kidding
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ediggity wrote:
Didn't we do this already?
http://hubpages.com/forum/topic/22836No that one was saying there are none, so it's a different topic.
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quietnessandtrust wrote:
yoshi97 wrote:
lol! I just realized I quoted myself earlier. That makes me a complete moron.
Yoshi97 is a complete moron.....another absolute?
just kiddingI second that one ... the guy is a complete ... um ... hey!!!
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Marines absolutely never leave a man behind ?
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Only at the bar ... and I heard they even get recovered from there.
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yoshi97 wrote:
Only at the bar ... and I heard they even get recovered from there.
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#1 could be difficult but it is possible
