Name the stupidest warning you came across on a product or instructions

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   ptosisposted 13 years ago

   Name the stupidest warning you came across on a product or instructions
   
   

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   PAPA-BEARposted 13 years ago

   On packets of Peanuts it contains a warning, This product contains nuts.

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   kafsoaposted 13 years ago

   It's funny when you replace a cartridge for your laser printer and read on the toner cartridge "Do not eat toner." As if it's normal that people feed on stuff around them when they get hungry

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   MoneyCreator24posted 13 years ago

   I do find it funny, if I buy a coffee to go, and on the cup I read: "Caution! Coffee is hot." I presume if I buy a coffee. Actually.
   
   When I was recently in India, the air was heavily polluted by the exhaust gases of cars and motorcycles. At a hotel door, right on the street, I found a sign saying: "Do not smoke". In a way, that was ridiculous.

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   lobonorthposted 13 years ago

   At one time, many items came with a label warning purchasers never to remove the label. Usually the label was ugly and the reason for the label, if indeed there even was one, was so banal that the first thing everyone did was cut the label off! My wife tells me that somethings still come with these labels but, tellingly, she can't tell me what's on them!

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   BlissfulWriterposted 13 years ago

   How about the "recursive escalator sign" ...
   
   http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/7FhsDw/fl … h/52805877
   
   It is a sign about the sign itself?

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   TheBlondieposted 13 years ago

   Not exactly a product, but I always find it hilarious when ads for medicines straight up say, "you can totally die from taking this" and expect to get customers.

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   kevin.howellposted 13 years ago

   Not a warning,but I once saw a sign that said "mechanic repair".  I could think of a few mechanics who have worked on my vehicles who were in need of this.

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   GNelsonposted 13 years ago

   By a lake in Florida, " Do not harrass the aligators".  It never crossed my mind.

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    Silverspeederposted 13 years ago

    The best sign i've seen for ages
    
    This is a Private Sign
    Please Do Not Read

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