How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

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   Disappearingheadposted 14 years ago

   None. They like sitting around in the dark.
   
   Ooops, now I've lit the touch paper, I'm going to run away. Actually I'm off to work and I'll see what car crash of a forum this produces when I get home. O:-)

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Your thread didn't produce anything ! Or was it a threat ?
      
      
      What a loser thread !
      
      
      

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         A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         It produced a response from you!

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            tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            So here you are !
            
            Well, someone had to bite my bait.
            It had to be a Texan
            

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               A Texanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Nope, here I go, bye bye!

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                  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Too late
                  
                  and running away ! So Texan !

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   kessposted 14 years ago

   Interesting result

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      earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      .... very droll!

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   AdeleCosgroveBrayposted 14 years ago

   At least an atheist readily admits they have no verifyable answers to those age-old questions of what are we, where did life come from, where are we going to, etc.
   
   A religious person (of any religion) merely repeats polished phrases from a book(s) or from a dogmatic tradition, and insists that belief is an acceptible stand-in for verified knowledge.

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   Hokeyposted 14 years ago

   None. They already see the light.

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   thisisoliposted 14 years ago

   How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
   
   None, Candles are more Godly.

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   skyfireposted 14 years ago

   Thread was a bait for atheists and whoever goes against thread starter proves their point.
   
   Question was basically meant to offend atheists with christian assumption of non-believers are in dark. So this is just another BS of believers. Do i need to say TS is just preacher than serious hubber ?

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   AdeleCosgroveBrayposted 14 years ago

   Does your deity reside in wax, then, thisisoli?

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   Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

   One because they can feel it and see it.

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      ASHWINSPGAposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      This is the best answer so far

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   AnythingArtzyposted 14 years ago

   I think this thread was another example of someone who can't accept the differences in others.
   As a christian It angers me that things like this is the very reason I and other christians and our right to believe is mocked. I certainly hope you don't proclaim to be a Christian after posting a thread like this. very degrading to nonbelievers.

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Don't worry! I know perfectly well what Christians to mock .
      I leave others that I respect alone.
      Like Jerami, aguasilver, sneak among others. They're my fans and friends as well.

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         Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         ...and I love you tooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Are you a Christian ?

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               Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Happy Buddhist    Namaste

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    Tom Cornettposted 14 years ago

    How many light bulbs are in a church that are not shining on people who need shelter from the cold? 

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    getitriteposted 14 years ago

    Without atheist there would be no light bulbs.
    
    This statement is from the inventor of the light bulb:
    
    "I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious ideas of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God."
    "I do not believe that any type of religion should ever be introduced into the public schools of the United States."
    "So far as religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake... Religion is all bunk."
           
                      Thomas Edison

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       earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hard to get by Edison!

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    And Habee, Tantrum. You forgot to include Habee. hahaha

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Earnest - droll or troll??

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       earnestshubposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       No, I really found it droll and funny because no response had come for 5 hours!

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Wow. I failed to notice that!

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    wyanjenposted 14 years ago

    It only takes one atheist to change a lightbulb.
    
    There is not any rush to do it though, because atheists are not afraid of the dark.
    
    

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    SirDentposted 14 years ago

    I would think it would take quite a few. A team would have to research to figure out which type bulb to use. Of course they would need lots of funds to pay for the research so they would first need a fundraiser and people to gather the funds. Then someone would go and buy the bulb after months of research. I would say by the time they got around to changing the bulb, they would need at least half a dozen more to replace others that went out.

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       Jewelsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       You sure you're not getting confused with your own lot.  You'd need to pass the plate around first to raise the funds.  That takes a whole congregation. No?

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          SirDentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          We don't use plates. We get so much money we need buckets to hold it all.

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             Jewelsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Oh my, then you can light up the world.  What do you do with all that cash?

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                SirDentposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                It was only a joke. We have small bags that we pass around at our services. I will say that some goes to help feed and clothe children and some goes to missionaries.

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                   Jewelsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Phew! 

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    Jewelsposted 14 years ago

    Why not go green and forget the light bulb altogether.

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    CFL lamps are better in terms of environmental point of view. Candles/Bulbs are for theists to play focus pocus in the dark.

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