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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

  1. Disappearinghead profile image87
    Disappearingheadposted 6 years ago

    None. They like sitting around in the dark.

    Ooops, now I've lit the touch paper, I'm going to run away. Actually I'm off to work and I'll see what car crash of a forum this produces when I get home. O:-)

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Your thread didn't produce anything ! Or was it a threat ?
      lol

      What a loser thread !


      lol lol lol

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        A Texanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        roll It produced a response from you! lol lol lol

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          So here you are ! lol

          Well, someone had to bite my bait.
          It had to be a Texan sad
          lol

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            A Texanposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Nope, here I go, bye bye!

            1. tantrum profile image61
              tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Too late lol

              and running away ! So Texan ! lol lol lol

  2. kess profile image61
    kessposted 6 years ago

    Interesting result

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol .... very droll! lol

  3. AdeleCosgroveBray profile image89
    AdeleCosgroveBrayposted 6 years ago

    At least an atheist readily admits they have no verifyable answers to those age-old questions of what are we, where did life come from, where are we going to, etc.

    A religious person (of any religion) merely repeats polished phrases from a book(s) or from a dogmatic tradition, and insists that belief is an acceptible stand-in for verified knowledge. smile

  4. Hokey profile image62
    Hokeyposted 6 years ago

    None. They already see the light.

  5. thisisoli profile image63
    thisisoliposted 6 years ago

    How many christians does it take to change a lightbulb?

    None, Candles are more Godly.

  6. skyfire profile image73
    skyfireposted 6 years ago

    Thread was a bait for atheists and whoever goes against thread starter proves their point.

    Question was basically meant to offend atheists with christian assumption of non-believers are in dark. So this is just another BS of believers. Do i need to say TS is just preacher than serious hubber ?

  7. AdeleCosgroveBray profile image89
    AdeleCosgroveBrayposted 6 years ago

    Does your deity reside in wax, then, thisisoli? wink

  8. Uninvited Writer profile image84
    Uninvited Writerposted 6 years ago

    One because they can feel it and see it.

    1. ASHWINSPGA profile image61
      ASHWINSPGAposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      This is the best answer so far smile

  9. AnythingArtzy profile image82
    AnythingArtzyposted 6 years ago

    I think this thread was another example of someone who can't accept the differences in others.
    As a christian It angers me that things like this is the very reason I and other christians and our right to believe is mocked. I certainly hope you don't proclaim to be a Christian after posting a thread like this. very degrading to nonbelievers.

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Don't worry! I know perfectly well what Christians to mock .
      I leave others that I respect alone.
      Like Jerami, aguasilver, sneak among others. They're my fans and friends as well.

      1. Hokey profile image62
        Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        ...and I love you tooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Are you a Christian ? hmm

          1. Hokey profile image62
            Hokeyposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Happy Buddhist  big_smile big_smile big_smile big_smile  Namaste

  10. Tom Cornett profile image55
    Tom Cornettposted 6 years ago

    How many light bulbs are in a church that are not shining on people who need shelter from the cold?  smile

  11. getitrite profile image80
    getitriteposted 6 years ago

    Without atheist there would be no light bulbs.

    This statement is from the inventor of the light bulb:

    "I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious ideas of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God."
    "I do not believe that any type of religion should ever be introduced into the public schools of the United States."
    "So far as religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake... Religion is all bunk."
           
                      Thomas Edison

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hard to get by Edison! lol

  12. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    And Habee, Tantrum. You forgot to include Habee. hahaha

  13. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Earnest - droll or troll??

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      No, I really found it droll and funny because no response had come for 5 hours! lol

  14. habee profile image90
    habeeposted 6 years ago

    Wow. I failed to notice that!

  15. wyanjen profile image88
    wyanjenposted 6 years ago

    It only takes one atheist to change a lightbulb.

    There is not any rush to do it though, because atheists are not afraid of the dark.

    smile

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    SirDentposted 6 years ago

    I would think it would take quite a few. A team would have to research to figure out which type bulb to use. Of course they would need lots of funds to pay for the research so they would first need a fundraiser and people to gather the funds. Then someone would go and buy the bulb after months of research. I would say by the time they got around to changing the bulb, they would need at least half a dozen more to replace others that went out.

    1. Jewels profile image81
      Jewelsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You sure you're not getting confused with your own lot.  You'd need to pass the plate around first to raise the funds.  That takes a whole congregation. No? smile

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        SirDentposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        We don't use plates. We get so much money we need buckets to hold it all. tongue

        1. Jewels profile image81
          Jewelsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Oh my, then you can light up the world.  What do you do with all that cash? smile

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            SirDentposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            It was only a joke. We have small bags that we pass around at our services. I will say that some goes to help feed and clothe children and some goes to missionaries.

            1. Jewels profile image81
              Jewelsposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Phew!  smile

  17. Jewels profile image81
    Jewelsposted 6 years ago

    Why not go green and forget the light bulb altogether.

  18. skyfire profile image73
    skyfireposted 6 years ago

    CFL lamps are better in terms of environmental point of view. Candles/Bulbs are for theists to play focus pocus in the dark.

 
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