My Eskie pooped on my bed!!!!

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    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    A week after going back to work, she lets me know she is upset for not spending much time at home with her --> A little present... one by the front door, another little nugget (the size of a marble) right on the bed. She knows she's guilty! She is hiding from me. I'm going to KILL HER!!! AAAAAAH!!!!

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ....feel a bit better now....

      http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v483/Y2J_Andy/Funny%20PiX/colordog.jpg

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        klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        WOOOOOOWWWWWW!!! Check out it's little ding-dong! How come they didn't make it puffy and colorful?! wink

  2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years ago

    i read it too fast...thought it said 'popped'....pets, you gotta love 'em.

    i had a cat once that didn't like me leaving the house...she would leave me similar marble size surprises in one of my shoes.....

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      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      No way! I was planning to trade her for a straight cat! I guess it doesn't get any better, huh?

  3. blondepoet profile image69
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    Times like these you need a Kit Kat break.

    http://i765.photobucket.com/albums/xx293/Shinn_album/Candy/kitkat.jpg

  4. alternate poet profile image66
    alternate poetposted 7 years ago

    Absolutely - take a break and consider that the only important thing in your dog's life has caused this behaviour - you.  You have to go to work, do life things etc, but from your dog's point of view - who cannot undestand the why - you just abandon her every day.  You can't explain to her, but you can have sympathy and accept that you are to blame big_smile

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      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Well, I'll be darned Billy Bob! You didn't just blame good ol' me and go gimme a smilin' face on after!

      1. alternate poet profile image66
        alternate poetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Yes I did   -    just trying to refocus your anger to give your abandoned pet a break big_smile

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          klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          I'll be stuffing her in a hotdog bun later this evening. She's dead meat! lol

      2. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        where does he usually go poop when you are gone all day?  I know that animals communicate this way when they are frustrated, it's not your fault, but its really not his either - maybe he needs a walk sometime during the day?  Rich folks do that, they have a dogwalker come to take him for a walk and play around lunchtime or something.  another good reason I don't have a pet!

        also I can't afford those pirate costumes that seem to be all the rage!  smile

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          klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          You hear this Richard? Since you offered your bank account for the greater good of dogmanity... Rich people do that.. (clear throat) hmm... hmmm...

  5. blondepoet profile image69
    blondepoetposted 7 years ago

    How do I stop my pooch Ben Dover thinking he is a real pirate?
    He has never been the same since he sat up late watching 'Pirates Of The Caribbean'. Oh it makes me bark with frustration.

    http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb178/maximo000/funny_animals_139.jpg

    1. mega1 profile image78
      mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

      um, get him a ship, matey!  arrgh!

    2. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ....i watched the same movie.....guess the cat was around.....

      http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee212/not_dead_yet_2007/Cat-pirate.jpg

      1. blondepoet profile image69
        blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        Haha not to mention my cat Poopsie who watches too much Stallone flicks

        http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i143/theteeshiest/80s_workout_cat.jpg

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          klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Frightening pose! lol

    3. skyfire profile image72
      skyfireposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOL. Cute.

  6. Richard Craig profile image75
    Richard Craigposted 7 years ago

    Lol. Maybe it's just trying to say 'I love you' whilst leaving you presents around the house.

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      klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Richard, is that how you show the ladies you love them too? Need to get you that book ASAP! lol

      1. Richard Craig profile image75
        Richard Craigposted 7 years agoin reply to this

        lol.  I really do need that book don't I?! lol

        1. blondepoet profile image69
          blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          What book is that? This book? I can lend it out I have it at home.

          http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z85/janisforever/books2.jpg

          1. Richard Craig profile image75
            Richard Craigposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            !   !      That's not the book.  That would give me nightmares. lol
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              klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Your balls are sacred, my dear! No worries! lol

              1. Richard Craig profile image75
                Richard Craigposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                When it comes from you, it means a lot.  lol

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                  klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  Well, I know how to play nice from time to time. big_smile

                  1. Richard Craig profile image75
                    Richard Craigposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                    Oh good.  Maybe you could take care of them for me from time to time?! lol

            2. blondepoet profile image69
              blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

              Oh so sorry meant this one

              http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e29/claree55/Funny%20Books/Horton.gif

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                klarawieckposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                Well, I'm APPALLED!!!!

                http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj61/Juneoftheroses/old_woman.jpg

                1. blondepoet profile image69
                  blondepoetposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                  http://i717.photobucket.com/albums/ww173/prestonjjrtr/Funny/th25k4th5.gif

  7. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    you people with your unruly pets!  how about the pissed on keyboard incident?  these are just signs of how the democrats have really ruined this country!  Get them all fixed, I say, all of them!


    oh, wait, not the democrats!  I meant republicans!  get them all fixed, fast!

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image61
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      ha ha ha ha!

  8. skyfire profile image72
    skyfireposted 7 years ago

    What happened to the mermaid ? oh wait that was costume ?

  9. wilsonallen01 profile image60
    wilsonallen01posted 7 years ago

    well this cat looks like a vampire..

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    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    I have news! We went out to the movies last night. When we came back she had pooped some more! Right next to my desk. I think I'm going to put a pamper on her. This is ridiculous!!! yikes

  11. Pearldiver profile image79
    Pearldiverposted 7 years ago

    It Only Really Becomes Unmanagable when your partner acts like this! yikes

    Now... That's Ridiculous! lol

  12. mega1 profile image78
    mega1posted 7 years ago

    You ever known a guy who identifies with his hound dog so much that he refuses to have him fixed, even after the vet advises it?  Well, I just was thinking about this guy I knew who was like that.  Are women like that about their female dogs?  Hell no!  They're glad to have the poor girls fixed because you know who would be taking care of the pups!  smile

    1. Pearldiver profile image79
      Pearldiverposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Hahaha... Yep the same Poor Girls make Great HouseKeepers when their relationships end lol

      1. mega1 profile image78
        mega1posted 7 years agoin reply to this

        In my life, being in a relationship basically means being some schmuck's housekeeper!  without any pay and I provide the fringe benefits -

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    klarawieckposted 7 years ago

    I'm happy... no little gifts tonight. big_smile I'm back to loving my bitch! (oooops... can I say that here?)

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    logic,commonsenseposted 7 years ago

    and the dingo ate my baby! smile

 
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