Crafts that should not be
here's an example to get you started:
people are selling these things on Etsy!!If they're selling, someone's buying. The world of supply meets demand has finally gone nuts
feel free to jump right in and post your own crappy craft finds!
This garment gives new meaning to the phrase "disappearing up your own backside"....
just so you'll see what I mean:
There are no words.
On second thoughts there are. Tragic. Humiliating. Teacosy. Save the dog
the words are important - must read the words
but I know you were only joking SOH, right? right?
hey!
RIGHT???...i think the Rear Gear looks great....they were only 5 bucks each...so i got 2...i'm gonna send you one for your dawg!
ok, I know this hurts- but just one more, ok?
you have to realize the hours and hours of grueling work that went into making this shyte!
and no, don't tell me you love it and are giving it to you bff for Christmas! you have to also read the blurb that goes with this one:
"sexy python bra will elevate your sexyness to a higher fashion altitude by giving you mood lift, fashion lift, and the attention you deserve. Panties are lined with gold satin like fabric and ruffles on sides are animal print with bead tossils hanging at sides. Totally made from scratch by scratcing my head for creative concepts to captivate and mesmerize your need for visual stimuli."
I am mesmerized by a need I didn't even know I had!!I don't know why but she looks like she was swallowed whole by the snake and then vomited. Seriously, what's wrong with her?! That is not a normal body!
I KNOW! Me too! I'm so sorry I inflicted it on everybody - at first I thought it was funny, but then I thought - what kind of people are making this stuff and who has a body like that? has to be some kind of anorexic guy - cross-dresser!
well you are familiar with the saying "one man's junk is another mans treasure?" right?
anything goes when it comes to crafts because crafters are thinking outside the box and creativity should not be stifled.
JMOgnome sticking its head out of mushroom - self-explanatory - the blogger said "this is a family blog and as such, I can't say what I first thought when I saw this listing. I will say that it's supposed to be a gnome sticking his head out of a mushroom.
(bites tongue)"
SOH!!!!
so far he gets dressed every morning! although, part of the caregiving job involves various oils and salves etc. you don't wanna know!
P.S. I'm getting the bag done, just more slowly than I ever thought possible! Will have a photo for you soon, I promise....yea...i'm sure i don't want to know
....creating takes patience....that's all i can say....i'm very patient....maybe too relaaaaxxed these days....
see ya later...off for a ride!
- EmpressFelicityposted 12 years ago
0Thank you Mega for giving me the best laugh I've had in ages
The Craftastrophe blog in the Craft Blogs section is well worth a look.
"I’d love to stay here and share countless witty observations about this fetching accessory, but I can’t suppress my overwhelming urge to scurry to the nearest mall and buy a new sports bra. Scratch that, I’m going to replace all my bras with those terrifying, uber-supportive eighteen hour numbers. I’d like to keep my girls sitting above the waist, thanks very much."
http://craftastrophe.net/2010/10/pom-poms-hang/
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