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Countless Reasons Why Lord De Cross Is So Awesome! (An Interview)

Updated on May 4, 2012

Infamous for his awe-inspiring poems and the many directions of his writing talent, Lord De Cross is one of the most interesting chaps that inhabit the fair city of HubberVille.

He came to Budapest by TeleQuasiTransportation and appeared right at my doorstep. If you are like I, you might be wondering what that means. Apparently, the information is top secret. All Lord was willing to share was that it is the finally solution to every time travel paradox and it is the key to traveling back in time into the future. (Coming soon to an erectronics store close to you.)

At this point I considered asking Lord about his passion for science and mathematics and what he does for a living, but I realized that no one cares about those. So I decided to just ask him about his writing. We sat down with a cup of coffee and some rambutan fruit that goes so well with it. I put on heavy metal music and let the alligator out. So the interview began.

Me: Hello my Lord and welcome to my dungeons. As you can see there are some interesting pieces of equipment lying around here, writing aids that I use for different purposes to stimulate my creativity. What room is your favorite to write in?

Lord: My bedroom obviously. Have this laptop that even goes to the bathroom with me. It doesn't pop like me.

Metrosexual means you own 20 pairs of shoes, the same amount of sunglasses, just as many watches, and you carry a man-purse.

Me: That is all well, but do you have any writing quirks? Do you take drugs, smoke weed or drink alcohol to beef up your creative imagination? Do you write naked or lash yourself with a whip to evoke the physical pain that is often necessary to write a heart-wrenching masterpiece?

Lord: Maybe if you answer to this one first: Are you metrosexual?

Me: (chuckles) No, my Lord. Not yet. Sex questions will be introduced later on.

Lord: Writing Quirks? Not that I know. Just a cup of coffee and a trail mix with peanuts.
(Notice that he refuses to answer.)

Me: Now, I was warned about your sense of humor. But, let's see... what is your favorite thing you've written so far?

Lord: My first movie script in 2004, is called "my turn, your turn."


Me: You have written a screenplay? That sort of begs the question, what would you do if you didn't write?

Lord: Listen to my 80's music. And then keep on writing, because an idea for a poetic inspiration just came to my mind.

Me: So you do have a regular job, Lord?

Lord: Sure, I work for a printing company that can make coupons, to government forms. Did you ever wonder how the secret service or the CIA friends fill their income tax?

Me: I have no idea, but I guess you are taking care of that.

Lord: Well, we print sensitive information, and then I have to watch this humongous shredder to take care of the waste. I don't write naked. the closest I ever written close to the naked through was wearing my black shorts.
(Lord was kind enough to pose for me while I took a picture of that.)

Me: What is the most demeaning thing said about you as a writer?

Lord: That if I have 5 guys helping me to write...due to my variety of topics. And nope! Sorry Ardie and RealHouseWife. I write on my own.

Me: And how do you react to bad comments on your writing?

Lord: I'm not perfect and I know my limitations, so the worst case scenario is just... delete negatives comments. I'm prone to get different responses due to my variety of topics. But in the end, it helps me to realize that I can do things better.

Me: Are there any occupational hazards to being a writer?

Lord: For now HP takes about 5 hours of my time. I work a regular Job, like Epigramman or Sadderider1. We cannot live on adsense per se.

Me: What are the most important attributes to remaining sane as a writer?

Lord: Good question. Humm... It keeps me young. Not an Edgar Alan Poe. Just the 'average Joe.' I joke a lot, like last night wrote about Melbel and had to research about Ruby programming and we did an intro in that Language from there we found her favorite words on Twitter. All that keeps me really sane.

Me: Do you live in an ivory tower?

Lord: Hahaha. Nope! But just picture this. My mind can get to that tower and see the world. I can be in Budapest and the next minute in Ankara or Sophia. My mind can go anywhere...!

Me: Who would play you in a film of your life?

Lord: Most likely Jim Carrey. We come up with funny words in a split of a second. You are making me think about that one...

Me: You are a funny person. I wonder if you laugh at your own jokes?

Lord: Absolutely! I laugh when I comment, laugh when I get a ticket and I make you right know.

Me: Hahah, do you admire your own work? *Say you do! Say you do!*

Lord: I wouldn't use that word. I try to be a perfectionist like Victoria Lynn on HP. Every article is like a new son, and therefore they need care. What I mean to say is that I'm not egocentric or think of myself as a genius. I just happened to read books as a kid, when the rest was out there playing. Yeah! I was a shy kid. Can you Believe that?

Me: No, my Lord. But you have ways to make us feel fine around you. Are you jealous of other writers?

Lord: Not at all! I sure read them and learn as I go. Some...sorry! Some are boring and I just hop to the next one.

Me: Now, on to some more sensitive areas. What makes you cry?

Lord: You know what? I have lost a son at childbirth, holding it in my hands for 2 hours before it got taken away from us. What else... Seeing my first baby being born premature and... thinking, that little thing with IV's faced down and trembling is part of me. I'm very emotional and it shows in my writings. I have cried when I lost my dad. I went to see him after six years, and he died, when I was on a plane. When I got there... it was too late.

Me: What kind of people do you dislike?

Lord: The ones that hate your potentialities. I have been disliked for being myself, but on the other hand I have met nice people, that really admire... (coughing) the way I am.

Me: If you had only six months left to live, what would you do with the time?

Lord: Do charity work, keep enjoying my music and write... and, I guess, a memoir.

Me: Do you have anything specific that you want to say to your readers?

Lord: That I'm as normal as any of them. But have seen life from my own angle. If you read between the lines you will feel something from my words.

Me: What's the most important part of the sandwich for you?

Lord: The whole sandwich. It's like asking what's the best part of being part of HP.

Me: Finally, can you tell us about some crazy experience that you've had, Lord?

Lord: There you go. I was on an American Airlines on may 11, 2009 and at 2 pm, was flying over Florida, and the Captain announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, If you look to your window. You will see the Atlantis Shuttle coming up into space. We are safe so far, but enjoy the view!" And this monster came up like a ball of fire, and actually we felt the rattling and we felt good. Picture your team Winning the Super Bowl!!

Me: That was awesome, Lord! Thank you so much for this interview. I wish you all the best in your writing endeavors. :D


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      Justin W Price 5 years ago from Juneau, Alaska

      great interview. Thanks for the information. I enjoyed learning more about Joseph :-)

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      Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

      Happy New Year Kallini Tanguera de la luz!


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      Haunty 5 years ago from Hungary

      kallini, we sugar-coated folks appreciate your two cents, because... well, we are sugar-coated. :D

      Sunshine, thanks! And yes, Lord looks that good in his shorts.

      Ardie, thanks. I enjoyed the interview too. :D

      Susan, thanks. It was easy to interview him, because he is that awesome!

      MissOlive, Lord doesn't reveal much. And what he does he makes appear as a mirage over the horizon. As in a vision. Because he is that awesome.

      Saddlerider, thanks for stopping in and reading! I can't wait to read the hub about you.

      Sholland, thanks. Just one thing: Lord de Cross CREATED the Matrix.

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      kallini2010 5 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      This is the new promised hub:

      Communication is a tricky business. I am an expert. Trust me, ladies and gentlemen, if my English is not good enough, let me translate it for you, let me ex-PLAIN it for you. I also can chew your food for a small fee...

      it sounds offensive, but you have to read to understand why I was mad and the good thing it is short (unlike my early writings)

      Well, it is an exercise in writing - and if it is bad, then all the better - another reason to improve.

      That kind of thing.

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      kallini2010 5 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      Dear Saddlerider1:

      Of course, it is so very me. or so very I.

      I was just going to write (overstatement!) a hub - something like "I am NOT going to explain!" which had nothing to do with you...

      it is 2:03 am in Toronto and this witch

      I was born on October 31st, so there

      really should go to bed

      but I sort of have other plans.

      I am not "a nice girl" (so sick and tired of everybody nice, of mutual admiration societies and blah, bleh...)

      But, if you wish, yes, I will ex-PLAIN:

      The best experiences teach us nothing.

      Only our pain is the Best Teacher.

      This sugary - syrupy - sweet stuff is just...

      I am not saying anything against the Lord.

      I am wishing him rough seas in writing because I wish him the best opportunities for growth. Really I do.

      I know most people will wish to crucify, stone or burn me at the stake and you know what?


      I spent this year on HP and I learned a lot with my worst writing experiences. I still have not reached my BEST, but I will.

      I wanted sincere critiques, but...

      our friends...

      Well, I am stopping now, I think I am ready to dedicate a hub to a friend

      in her own words.

      Since it is so early in the day, I am not quite sure if I make much sense. So you can ask me a more specific question. Again.

      Why did you read my comments, but not my articles?

      Because they are probably crap.

      Fair enough.

      Back to the Enchanted Bewitched Existence.

      Where did I leave my Broom?

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      Susan Holland 5 years ago from Southwest Missouri

      Wow, I am speechless... You really nailed him, Haunty, I think. It's like Lord de Cross is in the Matrix. :-)

      I'm with Ardie - Kallini, why do you wish Lord de Cross the worst?

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      saddlerider1 5 years ago

      Indeed this was a very telling interview, it held me in suspense. Yet I felt in my heart a connection with this great writer. He has a passion and feelings like all of us. This was a very amusing, fun, interesting, heart pounding and I felt the man's soul.

      kallini2010 I to am intrigued by your comment, you to are a very creative, talented and interesting writer. I have read many of your exquisite comments left at other hubbers hubs, yet this you say coming from a Witch? sounded so not you.

      Please explain, I to would like to understand where it's coming from or is someone else posing as you as this discrediting witch? Wow having the shuttle in eye view was outstanding for sure. Haunty you performed well and I am in awe, well done by the both of you.

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      Sondra 5 years ago from Neverland

      Ok, since its out there I will ask. Kallini, why do you wish Lord the worst? I wanna know ;)

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      Marisa Hammond Olivares 5 years ago from Texas

      I enjoyed this through and through. I learned so much and yet I learned nothing (hehe)! Lord you ARE a mysterious devil!!! Oh, and those writing shorts - oh my!!! Lord, you are something else and I love ya' for so many reasons - thank you for being you :)

      Cool story about the Shuttle Atlantis! What a sight that must have been!

      A wonderful interview Haunty!

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      Susan Zutautas 5 years ago from Ontario, Canada

      haunty and Lord, This was great! Got to know Lord a little bit better and has shown all his awesomeness shinning through!

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      Sondra 5 years ago from Neverland

      So impressive. I didn't know Lord was such an interesting person. Wait, yes I did but now I know just how interesting he is! This was an awesome interview in the truest sense of the word. Voted up and across :)

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Wow this interview was funny, sad, serious, a few awwwwws, a hot buff was AWESOME! Thank you Haunty and Lord for sharing! (Especially the photo...I had NO IDEA Lord looked so darn good)!

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      kallini2010 5 years ago from Toronto, Canada

      Dear Lord, I don't remember reading anything of yours, but I know you have read my crap, so I was kind of curious... what kind of person you are.

      It did not tell me much - but let me make a wish for you, a special wish

      as a witch

      I wish you THE WORST writing experiences.

      Please, do not delete my comment

      Just ask me WHY worst and not the best?

      The writer - Tanguera of the Written Word

      Dolores Marina de la Luz or

      de la CRUZ?