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    Beth37posted 5 years ago

    Its weird how many weighs their are two get you're point a cross.
    Sum times we under stand others, sum thyme's we dew knot.
    Yet, if we make the eff fort, we could come (I spared ewe that won) too an agree mint, butt we wood rally half two try.
    Add yore to scents.

    1. LastRoseofSummer2 profile image87
      LastRoseofSummer2posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      My spell chequer told mi that every word I wrote is write smile

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        Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Ewe are a soup Eeyore bean.

    2. Cardisa profile image91
      Cardisaposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Had no idea reading this wood be so hard tongue

    3. bBerean profile image60
      bBereanposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Hint:  Don't try too hard.  This is primarily not based on phonetics. Scan the following at a normal reading speed, as though you expect to understand, and see if you do:

      Ybu nxxd tu sbt tbe bdr hlqhpr, ef tbe gpdl iz tu sie hpw fdr ypu cdn tdke mezpilemg amd sdell howe poeqle adle tu umbirstimd tbe mizsuge.  Dld ypu howe amy pnodlim rxxblng tbls?

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        Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

        You need to --- the --- higher if the ---- is to see how far you can take --------- and see how people ----- to understand the message. Did you have any problem reading this?

        (A few blanks, yes.)

        1. Cardisa profile image91
          Cardisaposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          I have no idea what she wrote Beth. How on earth did you read that?

          Plus nobody got my joke..."wood be so hard". Okay so maybe it wasn't funny but it was a good pun.

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            Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

            I got it... I wasn't sure if you meant it dirty or not so I let it go. lol

            1. Cardisa profile image91
              Cardisaposted 5 years agoin reply to this

              big_smile I am a dirty girl tongue

          2. bBerean profile image60
            bBereanposted 5 years agoin reply to this

            It kind of went against my grain.  wink

            1. Cardisa profile image91
              Cardisaposted 5 years agoin reply to this

              lol cool

        2. bBerean profile image60
          bBereanposted 5 years agoin reply to this

          "You need to set the bar higher if the goal is to see how far you can take misspelling and still have people able to understand the message.  Did you have any problem reading this?" 

          I guess I may have been wrong, if you didn't get it Beth.  You came pretty close though!

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            Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

            Im usually pretty good at those, though Ive never seen one so vague before.

    4. Shanna11 profile image91
      Shanna11posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I'm actually cringing right now while reading this. Suppressing my inner grammar Nazi is almost physically painful. Even though I know this is done in fun, my subconscious OCD and perfectionist tendencies are itching to correct everything. Hahaha. I have a problem.

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        Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Sulfer.

        1. Shanna11 profile image91
          Shanna11posted 5 years agoin reply to this

          You lost me on that one...

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            Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

            suffer wink

            1. Shanna11 profile image91
              Shanna11posted 5 years agoin reply to this

              Hahaha oh I am. I need to go to bed-- it's too much for my delicate constitution. wink

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                Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

                We could be friends you know, but you'd have to be willing to dumb it down a bit.

                1. Shanna11 profile image91
                  Shanna11posted 5 years agoin reply to this

                  I don't have friends. I have underlings.

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                    Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

                    Ill be by to shine your shoes if you leave them outside your door this evening.

  2. VINCENTB profile image60
    VINCENTBposted 5 years ago

    cool you missed it wit rally thought I would have went wit relay or re lee

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      Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      How deer you?
      Think scar let oh hair ah.

  3. Heather Says profile image96
    Heather Saysposted 5 years ago

    Haha!  It's too early for me to try and say something clever but I had to laugh because I saw a thread yesterday where you were being silly and no one was picking up on your silliness.  I guess it was lost in translation wink

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      Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Im used to it, don't worry. I think that's why I get so incredibly excited when I find someone I share a similar sense of humor with.

  4. BradyBones profile image86
    BradyBonesposted 5 years ago

    With so much content available to us these days, why struggle to read something that wasn't written with the same amount or greater effort poured into it? If something tastes rotten, I'll spit it out. If the language of content is rotten, why should I consume it? This isn't about communication across barriers, this is about respecting what you write enough to at least try.
    Just my own personal opinion. I mean, we all make mistakes but blatant misuse is ridiculous.

    1. bBerean profile image60
      bBereanposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Ever play games for entertainment as a child?  How about as an adult? wink

      ...or to quote an infamous clown, "Why so serious?"

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      Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      I have turned myself into local law enforcement. They have promised to flog me. I will video tape it for your enjoyment. smile

  5. Rochelle Frank profile image95
    Rochelle Frankposted 5 years ago

    HA! (x2)
    I'll bet you two could be BFFs. I really enjoy the comments of both of you.

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      Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Can't talk right now... Busy with shoe poo removal.

      1. bBerean profile image60
        bBereanposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        I was watching late night TV and have to ask...have you tried the new "poo-be-gone"?  I heard it really, really works...and if you order now you can get two, (for additional shipping of course).

      2. Rochelle Frank profile image95
        Rochelle Frankposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Wow! You can type and remove shoe poo at the same time? That's awesome multitasking.
        I don't dare eat or drink near my keyboard-- too afraid of toast crumbs or liquid spills. I would never think of shoepoo removal near my computer.
        Are you using one of those dictation things? That could explain a lot. Some of my dictations turn out like those entries at the start of this thread.

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          Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

          I go thru a lot of hand sanitizer... of course Shanna wont pay for it, I have to do it myself, but I consider it a privilege.

  6. Rochelle Frank profile image95
    Rochelle Frankposted 5 years ago

    I would bee on'erd if you would read my Flour and Be pome.
    http://rochelle-frank.hubpages.com/hub/ … the-Madder

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    Beth37posted 5 years ago

    Is anyone else getting dirty pic advertisements at the bottom on their screen? There really is no porn being watched on this comp. It seems strange that they seem to think Im a guy. Do I look as if Im attracted to women? Im starting to think that is the goal.

    1. bBerean profile image60
      bBereanposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      No, but it has to be better than that toe fungus one that shows up now and then..yikes!

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        Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

        I saw that and went temporarily blind for a moment.

      2. Rochelle Frank profile image95
        Rochelle Frankposted 5 years agoin reply to this

        I can do without the toe fungus... must be hell for people who type with their toes.

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          Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

          Maybe that's what the girl at the bottom of my comp. was doing.

          1. Rochelle Frank profile image95
            Rochelle Frankposted 5 years agoin reply to this

            (chuckle) So funny-- don't  describe it any further.

    2. Rochelle Frank profile image95
      Rochelle Frankposted 5 years agoin reply to this

      Well.. you have been pretty friendly with Shanna. smile

      1. Shanna11 profile image91
        Shanna11posted 5 years agoin reply to this

        Hahaha shhhhhh it's a secret. wink

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          Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

          You're missing some of my favorite male characteristics.

          1. Shanna11 profile image91
            Shanna11posted 5 years agoin reply to this

            Hahaha I literally sat there for two seconds and thought "chiseled jaw? good job? what could it-----"

            I'm always so slow on the uptake here...

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              Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

              I have no idea what you're talking about... but for the record... who doesn't like a good chiseled jaw?

              1. Shanna11 profile image91
                Shanna11posted 5 years agoin reply to this

                Mmmmm Chris Pine's chiseled jaw is perfection...

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                  Beth37posted 5 years agoin reply to this

                  Cap'n Kirk. I loved him when I was a little girl... I don't mind him now. smile

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    Beth37posted 5 years ago

    HAHA! I figured it out!
    When I click on the Elizabeth Warren (She's hot) thread... (I didn't add the she's hot part... Im still straight), the pics change into the dirty ones.

    When I come back here or on another thread... clean pics again.

    I feel so much better now.

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    Beth37posted 5 years ago

    I yam board. I've had a weak off from work and I've bee come a bit unstable. Dose any won have an knee good plans four the weak end?

 
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