Its weird how many weighs their are two get you're point a cross.
Sum times we under stand others, sum thyme's we dew knot.
Yet, if we make the eff fort, we could come (I spared ewe that won) too an agree mint, butt we wood rally half two try.
Add yore to scents.
My spell chequer told mi that every word I wrote is write
Hint: Don't try too hard. This is primarily not based on phonetics. Scan the following at a normal reading speed, as though you expect to understand, and see if you do:
Ybu nxxd tu sbt tbe bdr hlqhpr, ef tbe gpdl iz tu sie hpw fdr ypu cdn tdke mezpilemg amd sdell howe poeqle adle tu umbirstimd tbe mizsuge. Dld ypu howe amy pnodlim rxxblng tbls?
You need to --- the --- higher if the ---- is to see how far you can take --------- and see how people ----- to understand the message. Did you have any problem reading this?
(A few blanks, yes.)
I have no idea what she wrote Beth. How on earth did you read that?
Plus nobody got my joke..."wood be so hard". Okay so maybe it wasn't funny but it was a good pun.
I got it... I wasn't sure if you meant it dirty or not so I let it go. lol
"You need to set the bar higher if the goal is to see how far you can take misspelling and still have people able to understand the message. Did you have any problem reading this?"
I guess I may have been wrong, if you didn't get it Beth. You came pretty close though!
I'm actually cringing right now while reading this. Suppressing my inner grammar Nazi is almost physically painful. Even though I know this is done in fun, my subconscious OCD and perfectionist tendencies are itching to correct everything. Hahaha. I have a problem.
Hahaha oh I am. I need to go to bed-- it's too much for my delicate constitution.
We could be friends you know, but you'd have to be willing to dumb it down a bit.
Ill be by to shine your shoes if you leave them outside your door this evening.
cool you missed it wit rally thought I would have went wit relay or re lee
Haha! It's too early for me to try and say something clever but I had to laugh because I saw a thread yesterday where you were being silly and no one was picking up on your silliness. I guess it was lost in translation
With so much content available to us these days, why struggle to read something that wasn't written with the same amount or greater effort poured into it? If something tastes rotten, I'll spit it out. If the language of content is rotten, why should I consume it? This isn't about communication across barriers, this is about respecting what you write enough to at least try.
Just my own personal opinion. I mean, we all make mistakes but blatant misuse is ridiculous.
Ever play games for entertainment as a child? How about as an adult?
...or to quote an infamous clown, "Why so serious?"
I have turned myself into local law enforcement. They have promised to flog me. I will video tape it for your enjoyment.
I'll bet you two could be BFFs. I really enjoy the comments of both of you.
Can't talk right now... Busy with shoe poo removal.
I was watching late night TV and have to ask...have you tried the new "poo-be-gone"? I heard it really, really works...and if you order now you can get two, (for additional shipping of course).
Wow! You can type and remove shoe poo at the same time? That's awesome multitasking.
I don't dare eat or drink near my keyboard-- too afraid of toast crumbs or liquid spills. I would never think of shoepoo removal near my computer.
Are you using one of those dictation things? That could explain a lot. Some of my dictations turn out like those entries at the start of this thread.
I would bee on'erd if you would read my Flour and Be pome.
http://rochelle-frank.hubpages.com/hub/ … the-Madder
Is anyone else getting dirty pic advertisements at the bottom on their screen? There really is no porn being watched on this comp. It seems strange that they seem to think Im a guy. Do I look as if Im attracted to women? Im starting to think that is the goal.
No, but it has to be better than that toe fungus one that shows up now and then..yikes!
I saw that and went temporarily blind for a moment.
I can do without the toe fungus... must be hell for people who type with their toes.
Well.. you have been pretty friendly with Shanna.
You're missing some of my favorite male characteristics.
Hahaha I literally sat there for two seconds and thought "chiseled jaw? good job? what could it-----"
I'm always so slow on the uptake here...
I have no idea what you're talking about... but for the record... who doesn't like a good chiseled jaw?
HAHA! I figured it out!
When I click on the Elizabeth Warren (She's hot) thread... (I didn't add the she's hot part... Im still straight), the pics change into the dirty ones.
When I come back here or on another thread... clean pics again.
I feel so much better now.
I yam board. I've had a weak off from work and I've bee come a bit unstable. Dose any won have an knee good plans four the weak end?
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