Does anyone have any good "Yo Mama" Jokes?
Yo mama jokeathon!
THIS IS NOT INTENDED TO HURT ANYONES MAMA AND MAY NOT BE USED AS FOUL PLAY OR BLAMING OTHERS MAMA UNLESS THEY REALLY DESERVED IT
Not really in a good mood now. No it was not my mamas fault for me to bring this subject up. When I needed a good laugh, my friends would tell me some lame or funny jokes they heard of. Some of the best ones are the "yo mama" jokes. The joke starts by saying yo mama was so.....this and that, and the funny even that follows.
Allow me to demonstrate a few examples:
Yo mama is so poor that she couldn't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
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