Anal Hygiene Site Coming Soon!

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   Christy Kirwanposted 7 years ago

   Good morning friends! I have some important news today. After thorough discussion, the Team has decided to pause work on the niche sites in order to create a fully-branded anal hygiene site on account of the fact that some of our highest traffic Hubs are about subjects like shaving your butt, getting rid of butt acne, etc. Because of the lack of substantial competition, we believe we can become the most authoritative online resource on posterior hygiene and grooming and have decided to hire a full team of designers and brand consultants to that end. Work on other niche sites will be discontinued until further notice.

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      Sandi Kroegerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Is this a joke?

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         nicompposted 7 years agoin reply to this

         I knew it! All the niche sites are a joke, right?

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      promisemposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Butt why?

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         roobposted 7 years agoin reply to this

         good one

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      gmwilliamsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      LOVE this sense of humorous satire!  What a GREAT April's Fools Joke!
      
      Oh........DEAR GOD, WHAT!!!!
      
      (laughing sardonically almost demoniacally)
      
      (making a nasty face of revulsion)
      
      Oh......well...............
      
      Fitting piece for April Fools.............Why didn't I THINK of this....I am the JOKER after all!!!
      
      Wicked, simply wickedly magnificent!!!!!
      
      This ISN'T funny........really, it ISN'T!!!!
      
      STOP THIS, THAT'S AN ORDER!!!!
      
      Hmmmmmm.......................indeed.............

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      Christy Kirwanposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      As many of you have already guessed, this was an April Fool's Day prank. There is not a dedicated bottom-themed niche site in HubPages' future and work on the planned sites is continuing.
      
      Thanks for joining in on the fun!

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         gmwilliamsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

         
         
         Quite welcome indeed!

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         roobposted 7 years agoin reply to this

         aw I was actually excited.. what about us who love butts... will we ever get a niche site for our hubs? Lol jk.

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            Rochelle Frankposted 7 years agoin reply to this

            Start your own buttblog, and get your backside outta here.

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               roobposted 7 years agoin reply to this

               You want the link to my new buttblog?

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               Will Apseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

               I hope you don't go into polite society unsupervised, lol.

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                  roobposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                  All the people aren't polite so those ones I give em a taste of their own medicine. I'm like a pharmacist who was too cool for school!(:

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         Jodahposted 7 years agoin reply to this

         You got me, Christy. I believed it ...duh!

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      roobposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Is this aprils fools?

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      Misfit Chickposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      This is hysterical - truly hysterical. Especially since its probably pretty true about 'butt traffic' in here; and a butt-specific site like that probably would do well, LoL! Great sense of humor, HP!!
      
      I was just thinking about a good idea for a niche site and was going to create a separate topic, but what the heck... In here seems like as good a place as any. If this is already in the plans - woot!
      
      What about a niche site solely about contraversial topics? You could call it blatantarguments.com or something silly, ha! I have something like the Huffington Post site in my head - except, of course, all the content is written by hubbers.
      
      HP is infamous for piles of ramblings on all kinds of controversial topics - and yeah, the majority of them are bad. However, some of them are really interesting. I remember reading a hub about a year ago that went into detail about why we don't need money or an economy - that didn't sound like too-insane of a rant.
      
      I think a site like that could become popular.

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      Kathryn L Hillposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      anal
      anal |ˈānl| adjective
      involving, relating to, or situated near the anus.
      anally adverb
      Butt is not anus.
      
      PS Who ever created this April fools joke is an A$$.
      
      (Goodnight, D.E. Its been real. Don't forget to eat your vegetables. They are good for you! Well, the organic ones, anyway.)

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   paradigmsearchposted 7 years ago

   

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      SheilaMilneposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      How did you do it?

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      theraggededgeposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      My family are wetting themselves laughing at that!
      
      Cue for a different kind of site?

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   Jodahposted 7 years ago

   flabbergasted!

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   lobobrandonposted 7 years ago

   Fact or Fiction - tough call...
   
   It is April Fools, but this niche does do well here on Hub Page as far as I know. Either way PD's reply is fitting haha.

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      sallybeaposted 7 years agoin reply to this

      Either way Anal hubs are doing exceptionally well, so nice to hear staff still have a sense of humor at their end.

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   Rodeonposted 7 years ago

   Lol! I'm sending a link of this to my friends!

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   Rodeonposted 7 years ago

   ~  I'll be sending it as a rar   ~

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   calculus-geometryposted 7 years ago

   nicely done

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   KarenHCposted 7 years ago

   Hahahaha!   This is the most fun "news" I've heard so far today!

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   Wesman Todd Shawposted 7 years ago

   I did a triple take on my news feed.
   
   I was once in jail with a guy who had a sad sad tale about his tail. He was in the woods, had to do something, and he used the exact wrong species of plant towards his anal hygiene

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    Jesse Drzalposted 7 years ago

    Hubpages, I love you even more now.

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    We need more comments. Lol!

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    NateB11posted 7 years ago

    Laughing hard!
    
    

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    Where are the rest of the Hub-community?

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    jansharesposted 7 years ago

    April fool's!!! You won't get me on that one, Christy. LMAO. Good one, though.

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       Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       +1!

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    Where are the guys in the topical forums? Lol!

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    "How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It’s… it’s gone."
    
                                                         ~ The Joker (The Dark Knight 2008)

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    clivewilliamsposted 7 years ago

    everyone JUST BUTT OUT!

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       jonnycomelatelyposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Is this remark bumbastic or just bumbatious?

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    joanhallposted 7 years ago

    This is just what I need, because I've been told that my writing is cr*p!

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    watergeekposted 7 years ago

    Butt . . . I have a great article on colonal hydrotherapy!

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    Happy hubbing all in the topical forums!

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       Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       See ya!

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    agilitymachposted 7 years ago

    Best April's Fools I've read today!!!  Thanks for the laugh!!

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    SimeyCposted 7 years ago

    Most of my hubs are crap - so I look forward to being featured heavily on this site.
    
    Ironically - my tongue in cheek article on 'How to use a bidet' is on the up for some reason - getting 40 visits a day - no lie - and no this isn't an April fools joke!
    

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    chef-de-jourposted 7 years ago

    Well, I feel just like the constipated mathematician who had to work it all out with a pencil....

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    M G Del Baglivoposted 7 years ago

    All this discussion, but to what end?

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       Sandi Kroegerposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       There is no end in sight!! :-)

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    Rochelle Frankposted 7 years ago

    Now I am conflicted  and anxious about where my upcoming hub will be placed. It's about caring for a tattoo of a classic car on your backside.

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    clivewilliamsposted 7 years ago

    Did anyone see my cigar butt
    Butt wait, there it is.
    Hey, are you cooking with BUTTane?
    No, Butte I have a cool BUTTON

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    LuisEGonzalezposted 7 years ago

    

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       clivewilliamsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Nice Month

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    Chriswillman90posted 7 years ago

    Imagine if this wasn't a joke.

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       Rochelle Frankposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       It is still April 1st in half of the world... so we really don't know yet. It actually might do well, considering the referenced hubs.. butt, er, ..I mean..., but I hope HP doesn't go that low.

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       gmwilliamsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Will Apseposted 7 years ago

    buttbeutifier.com is still available, lol.

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       Rochelle Frankposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       That might work.

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    TedWritesStuffposted 7 years ago

    Oh how attempted humour mirrors real life.. http://hubpages.com/living/Bidet-Toilet … lternative

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    LongTimeMotherposted 7 years ago

    You should definitely start that site, Christy. It will probably make a sh*tload of money. (Yes, pun intended.)
    
    I'm sure there's a large niche for anal hygiene. (Okay, ignore that mental image.)
    
    But when you do establish that hugely successful site, would you please get your tech-heads to stop the featured articles from showing up at the bottom (literally) of all our other hubs?
    
    Thanks.

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       Rochelle Frankposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Best comment yet.
       Makes one wish they had thought of it.

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    Kimberleyclarkeposted 7 years ago

    Gutted! I was just in the middle of my 'Yoga Poses for best Anal Hygiene - Bottoms Up' Hub

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    Jesse Drzalposted 7 years ago

    Since joining the 'Pages, my but has never looked better.

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    AEvansposted 7 years ago

    Really? LOL!! Popping back on after 4 years, I really loved the April Fool's joke! Ha! Ha!

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       Millionaire Tipsposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Welcome back Julianna.

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       lobobrandonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       It's been 4 years?! Time sure flew.

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    C.V.Rajanposted 7 years ago

    Well done Christy! A wonderful tension reliever on 1st of April!

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    FancyNewCrochetposted 7 years ago

    Bahaha, that was so funny. I too did a double take. Oh..and I'm looking forward to a new health and fitness niche site if it comes with instructions how to build a new bottom like that April 1st tooshy up there lol. Thanks for the giggle x ^-^

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    ~ ~

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    

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       Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Where are ya'll, guys?

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    

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       paradigmsearchposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Now that's a good one.

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    I'm feeling lonely!

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       Jodahposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       So why hang out on a dead forum?

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          Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    Because I've no life!!! ~

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       Jodahposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       

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          Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

             

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    I'll be selling away my stuff soon. When I get an unsuspecting element inside my box looking for intellectual e n t e r tainment!!

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       Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    BFN. FN, to be more precise. See ya. May G O D rest ya in p e a ce!

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       Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Will Apseposted 7 years ago

    Time they banned smileys. And people who have something to say. Just to keep a balance.

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       Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Lol!

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       Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       See ya when I sell away my stuff.

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    This is such a historic conversation, !

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       Will Apseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Nobody knows the history of these forums better than you do. A true scholar.

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          Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          Now my friend does too!

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          Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          See ya at the real place

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             Will Apseposted 7 years agoin reply to this

             Are we taking about a post-ironic world?

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                Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                Lol, you have some humor left in there

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                   Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                   That's good for health!

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                      Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                      Kathryn says vegetables are good for health, hahahaha!

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                         Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                         Rereading this thread in leisure mode.

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                            Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                            My friend isn't interested. Sorry. I'll quit posting from now on.

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                               Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

                               She said "Who are you?"

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    I need better clothes, lol!

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       Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    I thought my good friend Kathy would find this thread and comment on this! She was watching the movie!

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       Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       The Matrix

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    Rodeonposted 7 years ago

    We're talking about this thread on facebook right now!! 

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       Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Double lol!!

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    Will Apseposted 7 years ago

    Another bottle of red wine and a Korean gangster movie for me. Just to dull the horror of it all. Best of of luck on the meaning front.

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       Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       You get what you deserve out of life, I'll keep my money. That's all.

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       Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

       Do you need vegetables?

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          Rodeonposted 7 years agoin reply to this

          

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