Anal Hygiene Site Coming Soon!

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  1. Christy Kirwan profile imageSTAFF
    Christy Kirwanposted 2 years ago

    Good morning friends! I have some important news today. After thorough discussion, the Team has decided to pause work on the niche sites in order to create a fully-branded anal hygiene site on account of the fact that some of our highest traffic Hubs are about subjects like shaving your butt, getting rid of butt acne, etc. Because of the lack of substantial competition, we believe we can become the most authoritative online resource on posterior hygiene and grooming and have decided to hire a full team of designers and brand consultants to that end. Work on other niche sites will be discontinued until further notice.

    1. Sandi Kroeger profile image78
      Sandi Kroegerposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Is this a joke?

      1. nicomp profile image66
        nicompposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        I knew it! All the niche sites are a joke, right?

    2. promisem profile image98
      promisemposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Butt why?

      1. roob profile image80
        roobposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        good one

    3. gmwilliams profile image87
      gmwilliamsposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      LOVE this sense of humorous satire!  What a GREAT April's Fools Joke!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12949038.jpg
      Oh........DEAR GOD, WHAT!!!!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12932094.jpg
      (laughing sardonically almost demoniacally)
      http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12926323.jpg
      (making a nasty face of revulsion)
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12485204.jpg
      Oh......well...............
      http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/11855661.jpg
      Fitting piece for April Fools.............Why didn't I THINK of this....I am the JOKER after all!!!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12485198.png
      Wicked, simply wickedly magnificent!!!!!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/11855650.jpg
      This ISN'T funny........really, it ISN'T!!!!
      http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/11855657.jpg
      STOP THIS, THAT'S AN ORDER!!!!
      http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/11853974.png
      Hmmmmmm.......................indeed.............

    4. Christy Kirwan profile imageSTAFF
      Christy Kirwanposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      As many of you have already guessed, this was an April Fool's Day prank. There is not a dedicated bottom-themed niche site in HubPages' future and work on the planned sites is continuing.

      Thanks for joining in on the fun! wink

      1. gmwilliams profile image87
        gmwilliamsposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12801753.jpg

        Quite welcome indeed!

      2. roob profile image80
        roobposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        aw I was actually excited.. what about us who love butts... will we ever get a niche site for our hubs? Lol jk.

        1. Rochelle Frank profile image95
          Rochelle Frankposted 2 years agoin reply to this

          Start your own buttblog, and get your backside outta here.

          1. roob profile image80
            roobposted 2 years agoin reply to this

            You want the link to my new buttblog?

          2. Will Apse profile image91
            Will Apseposted 2 years agoin reply to this

            I hope you don't go into polite society unsupervised, lol.

            1. roob profile image80
              roobposted 2 years agoin reply to this

              All the people aren't polite so those ones I give em a taste of their own medicine. I'm like a pharmacist who was too cool for school!(:

      3. Jodah profile image90
        Jodahposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        You got me, Christy. I believed it ...duh!

    5. roob profile image80
      roobposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Is this aprils fools?

    6. Misfit Chick profile image71
      Misfit Chickposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      This is hysterical - truly hysterical. Especially since its probably pretty true about 'butt traffic' in here; and a butt-specific site like that probably would do well, LoL! Great sense of humor, HP!! smile

      I was just thinking about a good idea for a niche site and was going to create a separate topic, but what the heck... In here seems like as good a place as any. If this is already in the plans - woot!

      What about a niche site solely about contraversial topics? You could call it blatantarguments.com or something silly, ha! I have something like the Huffington Post site in my head - except, of course, all the content is written by hubbers.

      HP is infamous for piles of ramblings on all kinds of controversial topics - and yeah, the majority of them are bad. However, some of them are really interesting. I remember reading a hub about a year ago that went into detail about why we don't need money or an economy - that didn't sound like too-insane of a rant.

      I think a site like that could become popular.

    7. Kathryn L Hill profile image79
      Kathryn L Hillposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      anal
      anal |ˈānl| adjective
      involving, relating to, or situated near the anus.
      anally adverb
      Butt is not anus.

      PS Who ever created this April fools joke is an A$$.
      big_smile
      (Goodnight, D.E. Its been real. Don't forget to eat your vegetables. They are good for you! Well, the organic ones, anyway.)

  2. paradigmsearch profile image90
    paradigmsearchposted 2 years ago

    https://i.imgflip.com/11sl2e.jpg

    1. SheilaMilne profile image95
      SheilaMilneposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      How did you do it? smile

    2. theraggededge profile image98
      theraggededgeposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      My family are wetting themselves laughing at that!

      Cue for a different kind of site?

  3. Jodah profile image90
    Jodahposted 2 years ago

    flabbergasted!

  4. lobobrandon profile image89
    lobobrandonposted 2 years ago

    Fact or Fiction - tough call...

    It is April Fools, but this niche does do well here on Hub Page as far as I know. Either way PD's reply is fitting haha.

    1. sallybea profile image98
      sallybeaposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Either way Anal hubs are doing exceptionally well, so nice to hear staff still have a sense of humor at their end.

  5. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    Lol! lol I'm sending a link of this to my friends!

  6. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    lol I'll be sending it as a rar lol  ~

  7. profile image0
    calculus-geometryposted 2 years ago

    nicely done

  8. KarenHC profile image82
    KarenHCposted 2 years ago

    Hahahaha!   This is the most fun "news" I've heard so far today!

  9. Wesman Todd Shaw profile image97
    Wesman Todd Shawposted 2 years ago

    I did a triple take on my news feed.

    I was once in jail with a guy who had a sad sad tale about his tail. He was in the woods, had to do something, and he used the exact wrong species of plant towards his anal hygiene sad

  10. Jesse Drzal profile image97
    Jesse Drzalposted 2 years ago

    Hubpages, I love you even more now.

  11. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    We need more comments. Lol!

  12. NateB11 profile image92
    NateB11posted 2 years ago

    Laughing hard!

    http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12950140_f1024.jpg

  13. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    Where are the rest of the Hub-community? lol

  14. janshares profile image95
    jansharesposted 2 years ago

    April fool's!!! You won't get me on that one, Christy. LMAO. Good one, though.

    1. Rodeon profile image45
      Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      +1!

  15. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    Where are the guys in the topical forums? Lol!

  16. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    lol

  17. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    "How about a magic trick? I’m gonna make this pencil disappear. Ta-daa! It’s… it’s gone."

                                                         ~ The Joker (The Dark Knight 2008) lol

  18. clivewilliams profile image84
    clivewilliamsposted 2 years ago

    everyone JUST BUTT OUT!

    1. jonnycomelately profile image82
      jonnycomelatelyposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Is this remark bumbastic or just bumbatious?

  19. joanhall profile image92
    joanhallposted 2 years ago

    This is just what I need, because I've been told that my writing is cr*p!

  20. watergeek profile image96
    watergeekposted 2 years ago

    Butt . . . I have a great article on colonal hydrotherapy!

  21. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    lol Happy hubbing all in the topical forums! lol

    1. Rodeon profile image45
      Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      See ya!

  22. agilitymach profile image98
    agilitymachposted 2 years ago

    Best April's Fools I've read today!!!  Thanks for the laugh!!

  23. SimeyC profile image95
    SimeyCposted 2 years ago

    Most of my hubs are crap - so I look forward to being featured heavily on this site.

    Ironically - my tongue in cheek article on 'How to use a bidet' is on the up for some reason - getting 40 visits a day - no lie - and no this isn't an April fools joke!
    http://usercontent1.hubstatic.com/12950264.jpg

  24. chef-de-jour profile image97
    chef-de-jourposted 2 years ago

    Well, I feel just like the constipated mathematician who had to work it all out with a pencil....

  25. M G Del Baglivo profile image91
    M G Del Baglivoposted 2 years ago

    All this discussion, but to what end?

    1. Sandi Kroeger profile image78
      Sandi Kroegerposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      There is no end in sight!! :-)

  26. Rochelle Frank profile image95
    Rochelle Frankposted 2 years ago

    Now I am conflicted  and anxious about where my upcoming hub will be placed. It's about caring for a tattoo of a classic car on your backside.

  27. clivewilliams profile image84
    clivewilliamsposted 2 years ago

    Did anyone see my cigar butt
    Butt wait, there it is.
    Hey, are you cooking with BUTTane?
    No, Butte I have a cool BUTTON

  28. LuisEGonzalez profile image84
    LuisEGonzalezposted 2 years ago

    http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12950423_f248.jpg

    1. clivewilliams profile image84
      clivewilliamsposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Nice Month

  29. Chriswillman90 profile image97
    Chriswillman90posted 2 years ago

    Imagine if this wasn't a joke.

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image95
      Rochelle Frankposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      It is still April 1st in half of the world... so we really don't know yet. It actually might do well, considering the referenced hubs.. butt, er, ..I mean..., but I hope HP doesn't go that low.

    2. gmwilliams profile image87
      gmwilliamsposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12949045.jpg

  30. Will Apse profile image91
    Will Apseposted 2 years ago

    buttbeutifier.com is still available, lol.

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image95
      Rochelle Frankposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      That might work.

  31. TedWritesStuff profile image83
    TedWritesStuffposted 2 years ago

    Oh how attempted humour mirrors real life.. http://hubpages.com/living/Bidet-Toilet … lternative

  32. LongTimeMother profile image94
    LongTimeMotherposted 2 years ago

    You should definitely start that site, Christy. It will probably make a sh*tload of money. (Yes, pun intended.)

    I'm sure there's a large niche for anal hygiene. (Okay, ignore that mental image.)

    But when you do establish that hugely successful site, would you please get your tech-heads to stop the featured articles from showing up at the bottom (literally) of all our other hubs?

    Thanks.

    1. Rochelle Frank profile image95
      Rochelle Frankposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Best comment yet.
      Makes one wish they had thought of it. smile

  33. Kimberleyclarke profile image83
    Kimberleyclarkeposted 2 years ago

    Gutted! I was just in the middle of my 'Yoga Poses for best Anal Hygiene - Bottoms Up' Hub big_smile

  34. Jesse Drzal profile image97
    Jesse Drzalposted 2 years ago

    Since joining the 'Pages, my but has never looked better.

  35. AEvans profile image81
    AEvansposted 2 years ago

    Really? LOL!! Popping back on after 4 years, I really loved the April Fool's joke! Ha! Ha! tongue

    1. Millionaire Tips profile image92
      Millionaire Tipsposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Welcome back Julianna.

    2. lobobrandon profile image89
      lobobrandonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      It's been 4 years?! Time sure flew.

  36. C.V.Rajan profile image61
    C.V.Rajanposted 2 years ago

    Well done Christy! A wonderful tension reliever on 1st of April!

  37. FancyNewCrochet profile image59
    FancyNewCrochetposted 2 years ago

    Bahaha, that was so funny. I too did a double take. Oh..and I'm looking forward to a new health and fitness niche site if it comes with instructions how to build a new bottom like that April 1st tooshy up there lol. Thanks for the giggle x ^-^

  38. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    ~ lol ~

  39. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12961229_f1024.jpg

    1. Rodeon profile image45
      Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile Where are ya'll, guys? lol

  40. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    http://usercontent2.hubstatic.com/12961233.jpg

    1. paradigmsearch profile image90
      paradigmsearchposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Now that's a good one.

  41. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    I'm feeling lonely! lol

    1. Jodah profile image90
      Jodahposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      So why hang out on a dead forum?

      1. Rodeon profile image45
        Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        lol

  42. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    lol lol Because I've no life!!! lol lol ~

    1. Jodah profile image90
      Jodahposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      smile

      1. Rodeon profile image45
        Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        lol  lol  lol

  43. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    I'll be selling away my stuff soon. When I get an unsuspecting element inside my box looking for intellectual e n t e r tainment!!

    1. Rodeon profile image45
      Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile

      1. Rodeon profile image45
        Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        lol

  44. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    BFN. FN, to be more precise. See ya. May G O D rest ya in p e a ce!

    1. Rodeon profile image45
      Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      wink

      1. Rodeon profile image45
        Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        lol

  45. Will Apse profile image91
    Will Apseposted 2 years ago

    Time they banned smileys. And people who have something to say. Just to keep a balance.

    1. Rodeon profile image45
      Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Lol! lol

    2. Rodeon profile image45
      Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      See ya when I sell away my stuff. big_smile

  46. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    This is such a historic conversation, lol !

    1. Will Apse profile image91
      Will Apseposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Nobody knows the history of these forums better than you do. A true scholar.

      1. Rodeon profile image45
        Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        Now my friend does too! lol

      2. Rodeon profile image45
        Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        See ya at the real place big_smile

        1. Will Apse profile image91
          Will Apseposted 2 years agoin reply to this

          Are we taking about a post-ironic world?

          1. Rodeon profile image45
            Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

            Lol, you have some humor left in there big_smile

            1. Rodeon profile image45
              Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

              That's good for health!

              1. Rodeon profile image45
                Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

                Kathryn says vegetables are good for health, hahahaha!

                1. Rodeon profile image45
                  Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

                  Rereading this thread in leisure mode.

                  1. Rodeon profile image45
                    Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

                    My friend isn't interested. Sorry. I'll quit posting from now on. lol

  47. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    I need better clothes, lol!

    1. Rodeon profile image45
      Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  48. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    I thought my good friend Kathy would find this thread and comment on this! She was watching the movie! lol

    1. Rodeon profile image45
      Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      The Matrix big_smile

  49. Rodeon profile image45
    Rodeonposted 2 years ago

    We're talking about this thread on facebook right now!!  lol

    1. Rodeon profile image45
      Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Double lol!! lol lol

  50. Will Apse profile image91
    Will Apseposted 2 years ago

    Another bottle of red wine and a Korean gangster movie for me. Just to dull the horror of it all. Best of of luck on the meaning front.

    1. Rodeon profile image45
      Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      You get what you deserve out of life, I'll keep my money. That's all.

    2. Rodeon profile image45
      Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

      Do you need vegetables?

      1. Rodeon profile image45
        Rodeonposted 2 years agoin reply to this

        lol

 
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