All US Currency is to be withdrawn from use:
Here's the press conference from the U.S. Treasury.
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/t … ent_issues
And yes, it IS a joke.
At the moment.
That's just awful! But I'm a humanitarian, and willing to sacrifice myself for my fellow Americans. To that end, I will be collecting these bags of money, and taking them to DC myself. That should reduce the risk of exposure to others. Crazy? Maybe. But I am an altruistic patriot, and willing to make this sacrifice for greater good. Just leave the bags on your front step, and I'll be along shortly.
As a caring citizen of a neighbouring country, I'd like to selflessly volunteer to help, B.T.
WOW that's scary - does it apply to my US$ paypal account to? Please advise urgently!
Just send it all to me, Lissie, and I'll take care of everything!
Shirley, your offer of help is greatly appreciated, but I couldn't possibly let you expose yourself to such danger!
Aww, that's sweet but it is my diplomatic duty to show support for our American neighbours in their hour of need. You guys go off to war, we face deadly currency inks, all in the name of goodwill and Canadian politeness.
Besides, you have no hands to carry the money in.
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