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LATEST NEWS - Urgent Recall of all U.S. Currency

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Eric Graudinsposted 8 years ago
All US Currency is to be withdrawn from use:
Here's the press conference from the U.S. Treasury.

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/t … ent_issues

Brilliant.

And yes, it IS a joke.

At the moment.
Eric G.
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B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago
That's just awful! But I'm a humanitarian, and willing to sacrifice myself for my fellow Americans. To that end, I will be collecting these bags of money, and taking them to DC myself. That should reduce the risk of exposure to others. Crazy? Maybe. But I am an altruistic patriot, and willing to make this sacrifice for greater good. Just leave the bags on your front step, and I'll be along shortly.
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Shirley Andersonposted 8 years ago
As a caring citizen of a neighbouring country, I'd like to selflessly volunteer to help, B.T.
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Lissieposted 8 years ago
WOW that's scary - does it apply to my US$ paypal account to? Please advise urgently!
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  Shirley Andersonposted 8 years ago in reply to this
  Yes but don't worry, Lissie. Just redirect your payments to me and I'll take care of it for you.
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B.T. Evilpantsposted 8 years ago
Just send it all to me, Lissie, and I'll take care of everything!

Shirley, your offer of help is greatly appreciated, but I couldn't possibly let you expose yourself to such danger!
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Shirley Andersonposted 8 years ago
Aww, that's sweet but it is my diplomatic duty to show support for our American neighbours in their hour of need. You guys go off to war, we face deadly currency inks, all in the name of goodwill and Canadian politeness.

Besides, you have no hands to carry the money in.
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