Geeze Louise Hubbers - I got NO answers

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  1. Jamie Gates profile image60
    Jamie Gatesposted 9 years ago

    Two questions to join the DENSA society:



    What is the difference between a duck?



    How far is it between the bus a Chicago?





    (Secret key) Don't take these questions at face value. For example, I said 'Tuesday' for the first answer and I was on my way into this imaginary group.

    1. Mark Knowles profile image60
      Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      42 to both of them

      42 is the answer to everything. big_smile

    2. profile image0
      Iphigeniaposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Q : "What's the differnce between a duck?"
      A : "One of it's legs is both the same."


      Q : "How far is it between the bus a Chicago?"
      A : "Two pints of beer and a packet of crisps."

      Mark - "42" is also the answer to the world, the universe as well as everything.

      They've let me out for the evening.

      1. Mark Knowles profile image60
        Mark Knowlesposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Everybody knows this.



        It doesn't show wink

  2. frogdropping profile image84
    frogdroppingposted 9 years ago

    First answer: there isn't. You have to be really fick to think otherwise.

    Second answer: That would depend on whether the bus is running to time or not.

    Simple big_smile

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    Leta Sposted 9 years ago

    My answer is 'no.'  To both.  Except on meeting days and alternate Saturdays.  Then I'd have to think about it.

  4. Kudlit profile image70
    Kudlitposted 9 years ago

    I agree with Mark. If Google says so, it must be true:

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en& … o+life%2C+

  5. Cris A profile image61
    Cris Aposted 9 years ago

    The answers are yet to be discovered. So NO ANSWERS to both. cool

    You said you "got NO answers" and yet you were able to join the group. cool

  6. Jamie Gates profile image60
    Jamie Gatesposted 9 years ago

    I  can't believe it !!! You all passed with flying colors.

    Welcome to the DENSA society. You have to make your own badges but wear them with pride.

    Good job, my friends.

  7. Elynjo profile image60
    Elynjoposted 9 years ago

    My answer to both is Calculus.

  8. Pete Maida profile image61
    Pete Maidaposted 9 years ago

    What's the differece between a duck?  That question was asked forty years ago when I was in high school.  Maybe technology has changed which allowed scientists to delve deeper into the question but at the time the answer was

    a telephone poll, a dog has four legs

    With the advences it may now be a cell phone tower, a dog has four legs, I don't know.

 
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