Happy Friday! :D Do YOU or anyone else need a HAPPY JUICE enema??

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  1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
    Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years ago

    The HAPPY JUICE BAR is NOW open for service!!
    smile What's your flavor? smile

  2. profile image0
    \Brenda Scullyposted 9 years ago

    cherry and bananna wink

    1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
      Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      I knew that would be your flavour!! wink Coming right up! cool

  3. profile image42
    badcompany99posted 9 years ago

    A Gallon of Water please lol smile

    1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
      Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      My Pleasure, Captain!! smile I will deff not serve you anything red or fuzzy! lol  I promise!

      1. profile image42
        CabinGirlposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Good cause he can't hold his drink, spills most of it smile

        1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
          Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Ahh, good thing you like moist climates, eh? smile

  4. blondepoet profile image71
    blondepoetposted 9 years ago

    Honey, lettuce on top smile))

    1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
      Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      How bout I splash it with a dill pickle and a bit of hot sauce! smile smile

  5. cindyvine profile image81
    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Hmmmm, mine might have to be mint chocolate.  Ever since the urologist said no more chocolate, I NEED IT!

    1. blondepoet profile image71
      blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      How much do you charge anyway for these drinks might have to run home and get some more change. Or is this Happy Hour Lol. I will pay for Cindys can you possibly put in on me tab.

      1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
        Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        LOL, it is always HAPPY hour, when the Queens have arrived! smile smile smile  The price varies with the customer! lol

    2. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
      Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      The last batch of enema's Greated a poo-poo platter of hubs, don't you think? wink

  6. cindyvine profile image81
    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Hey Blonde, but you're the enema Queen!  You might have to give Jodi some tips.  Did we copyright the recipe for the Happy Juice Enema?  That was the cure for Fullashitalitis, remember!

    1. blondepoet profile image71
      blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      haha you think I should spill the beans for the secret recipe?? Where is she anyway, this service is a bit slack, with the bartender not here ROFL..

      1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
        Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Sorry... I have been workn' hard on my LOVE potion! wink

        1. blondepoet profile image71
          blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          OOO bring ze love potion on. I too have been inventing Jodie, I have some rough sketches of my new underwear label for men called
          'Push-ups For Him',
          it works on the same type of principle as a push-up bra for women.
          There are 2 little pockets with underwiring that are sewn into the actual jocks, to prevent the sagging that occurs in a man over his lifetime....I am surprised no-one has thought of it.
          I hope to sell them to Calvin, but I do promise when the cash starts rolling in, I won't forget u guys, never.

          1. Amanda Severn profile image96
            Amanda Severnposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            This I've got to see!

            1. blondepoet profile image71
              blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              Oh you will adore them Amanda and so will your man. To get the full scope here, you have to visualise two Emu eggs sitting so securely in a nest so wonderfully crafted. A recent trip to Toowoomba Zoo actually inspired this great brain-wave of mine.

              1. Amanda Severn profile image96
                Amanda Severnposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                I guess the benefit will be in the angle of the dangle? LOL! Emu eggs!

                1. blondepoet profile image71
                  blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                  Oh dang, you have me laughing now Amanda, haha, oh Jodie how did we get from innocent 'ole drinks to men's testicles ROFL..... a bit of a swing in topics hahaha.

                  1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
                    Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                    Like I said...Tis ALWAYS Happy Hour! wink    How bout some chololate covered tea bags, eh? ROFL

          2. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
            Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Ohhh. that sounds brilliant, Blonde! How bout adding a tingle ring to it. Could be quite a buzz! smile

            1. blondepoet profile image71
              blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

              haha you want them to play music too yes that is an idea to ponder on.
              Something like "Lean On Me When I'm Not Strong" you think that will go ???

              1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
                Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

                Or... moons on my hiye-nee? smile

  7. cindyvine profile image81
    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Maybe she was practising the enemas on herself first? lol

    1. blondepoet profile image71
      blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      hahaha get off the loo Jodie, we demand some service here....
      Maybe it was the baked beans I puree in the mix Cin, then again it could have been the 340g of fibre combined with the Spanish Fly......
      http://z.hubpages.com/u/1231050_f248.jpg

      1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
        Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        lol where's the Tee-Pee? lol

    2. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
      Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Practice makes Perrrrfect! wink

  8. cindyvine profile image81
    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Do we get a topless handsome hunk with muscles bulging, to administer it?

    1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
      Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Depends on his MOOD cool

      1. blondepoet profile image71
        blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Oh hell he hasn't got PMT either has he hahaha.

        1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
          Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Always!! he he lol

    2. blondepoet profile image71
      blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Oh I second that motion Cin. Talking of motions Jodie hahah great to see u back...
      I think a hunk of a bloke wearing a pair of my new Push-up jocks would go down rather well with this drink hey Cin?

  9. cindyvine profile image81
    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    maybe you should include a secret pocket for a stash of condoms?

    1. blondepoet profile image71
      blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Oh brilliant Cindy that could perhaps be incorporated into the little underwire nests that these jocks are going to be famous for.....I already have worked out the TV Campaign and C.C has volunteered to model them....

  10. waynet profile image71
    waynetposted 9 years ago

    Google Juice....

    1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
      Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      "1" orgasmic blend of passion juice...coming up! I'll put it on BP'S tab, eh?
      smile smile

      1. waynet profile image71
        waynetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

        Yep, her tab will do!!

        1. blondepoet profile image71
          blondepoetposted 9 years agoin reply to this

          Yes all drinks are on me. I am confident the launch of my jocks are going to be bigggg.

          1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
            Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

            Oh yes... you could have all size's of these...I would sell them in packs of seven with the days of the week printed on them to ensure freshness! smile

  11. cindyvine profile image81
    cindyvineposted 9 years ago

    Think those jocks are cool, you might need some that are padded for men with small thumbs

    1. Jodi Hoeksel profile image58
      Jodi Hoekselposted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah...it will be like the water bra for men! smile

 
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