Happy Friday! :D Do YOU or anyone else need a HAPPY JUICE enema??

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   Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years ago

   The HAPPY JUICE BAR is NOW open for service!!
   What's your flavor?

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   \Brenda Scullyposted 13 years ago

   cherry and bananna

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      Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I knew that would be your flavour!! Coming right up!

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   badcompany99posted 13 years ago

   A Gallon of Water please lol

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      Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      My Pleasure, Captain!! I will deff not serve you anything red or fuzzy!   I promise!

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         CabinGirlposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Good cause he can't hold his drink, spills most of it

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            Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Ahh, good thing you like moist climates, eh?

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   blondepoetposted 13 years ago

   Honey, lettuce on top ))

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      Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      How bout I splash it with a dill pickle and a bit of hot sauce!

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   cindyvineposted 13 years ago

   Hmmmm, mine might have to be mint chocolate.  Ever since the urologist said no more chocolate, I NEED IT!

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      How much do you charge anyway for these drinks might have to run home and get some more change. Or is this Happy Hour Lol. I will pay for Cindys can you possibly put in on me tab.

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         Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         LOL, it is always HAPPY hour, when the Queens have arrived!   The price varies with the customer!

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      Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      The last batch of enema's Greated a poo-poo platter of hubs, don't you think?

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   cindyvineposted 13 years ago

   Hey Blonde, but you're the enema Queen!  You might have to give Jodi some tips.  Did we copyright the recipe for the Happy Juice Enema?  That was the cure for Fullashitalitis, remember!

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      haha you think I should spill the beans for the secret recipe?? Where is she anyway, this service is a bit slack, with the bartender not here ROFL..

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         Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Sorry... I have been workn' hard on my LOVE potion!

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            OOO bring ze love potion on. I too have been inventing Jodie, I have some rough sketches of my new underwear label for men called
            'Push-ups For Him',
            it works on the same type of principle as a push-up bra for women.
            There are 2 little pockets with underwiring that are sewn into the actual jocks, to prevent the sagging that occurs in a man over his lifetime....I am surprised no-one has thought of it.
            I hope to sell them to Calvin, but I do promise when the cash starts rolling in, I won't forget u guys, never.

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               Amanda Severnposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               This I've got to see!

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                  blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Oh you will adore them Amanda and so will your man. To get the full scope here, you have to visualise two Emu eggs sitting so securely in a nest so wonderfully crafted. A recent trip to Toowoomba Zoo actually inspired this great brain-wave of mine.

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                     Amanda Severnposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     I guess the benefit will be in the angle of the dangle? LOL! Emu eggs!

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                        blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                        Oh dang, you have me laughing now Amanda, haha, oh Jodie how did we get from innocent 'ole drinks to men's testicles ROFL..... a bit of a swing in topics hahaha.

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                           Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                           Like I said...Tis ALWAYS Happy Hour!     How bout some chololate covered tea bags, eh? ROFL

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                              blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                              Hahaha sounds very inventive to me, will return Jodie there is a knock at my door. U hold the fort while I am gone...will brb.

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               Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Ohhh. that sounds brilliant, Blonde! How bout adding a tingle ring to it. Could be quite a buzz!

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                  blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  haha you want them to play music too yes that is an idea to ponder on.
                  Something like "Lean On Me When I'm Not Strong" you think that will go ???

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                     Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     Or... moons on my hiye-nee?

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   cindyvineposted 13 years ago

   Maybe she was practising the enemas on herself first? lol

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      hahaha get off the loo Jodie, we demand some service here....
      Maybe it was the baked beans I puree in the mix Cin, then again it could have been the 340g of fibre combined with the Spanish Fly......
      

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         Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         where's the Tee-Pee?

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      Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Practice makes Perrrrfect!

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   cindyvineposted 13 years ago

   Do we get a topless handsome hunk with muscles bulging, to administer it?

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      Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Depends on his MOOD

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         blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Oh hell he hasn't got PMT either has he hahaha.

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            Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Always!! he he

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Oh I second that motion Cin. Talking of motions Jodie hahah great to see u back...
      I think a hunk of a bloke wearing a pair of my new Push-up jocks would go down rather well with this drink hey Cin?

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   cindyvineposted 13 years ago

   maybe you should include a secret pocket for a stash of condoms?

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Oh brilliant Cindy that could perhaps be incorporated into the little underwire nests that these jocks are going to be famous for.....I already have worked out the TV Campaign and C.C has volunteered to model them....

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    waynetposted 13 years ago

    Google Juice....

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       Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       "1" orgasmic blend of passion juice...coming up! I'll put it on BP'S tab, eh?
       

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          waynetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Yep, her tab will do!!

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             blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Yes all drinks are on me. I am confident the launch of my jocks are going to be bigggg.

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                Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Oh yes... you could have all size's of these...I would sell them in packs of seven with the days of the week printed on them to ensure freshness!

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    cindyvineposted 13 years ago

    Think those jocks are cool, you might need some that are padded for men with small thumbs

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       Jodi Hoekselposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Yeah...it will be like the water bra for men!

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