Annoying Co-Worker

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   wesleycoxposted 13 years ago

   This co-worker made me very angry four days ago because he opened a box that had my name on it and took four things out.  Granted these items are easily acquired but I did the footwork for them.  Anyway that initially made me mad, the next thing is he had a sorry excuse for doing it.  "Well you took one thing from (other guy)."  Of course not true as those items are still all there.  Next this scumbag didn't even have the intestinal fortitude to say something to my face, and instead wrote it on the white-board at work.  I am sure he will try to be friendly with me again, but I ain't havin that.  I would like some suggestions of what to say. 
   
   I considered, "You are a worthless, immature, syphillitic son of a wh**e and are not worth the breath this just cost me."
   
   What do you think.

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      Davinagirl3posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      This guy sounds like a menace, and I am sure your supervisors would not like to know that there is stealing going on in the workplace.  Do what you think is right, but protect your stuff.  If he would steal personal items, he might not be the best employee.

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      AsherKadeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I'm sorry, I know we can't plug our hubs in forums, but dude, you really nee to read my hub on how to annoy your coworker. It's funny shit AND has coping skills that work...yea, I am not asking for traffic, but what I'd say here I already said there...

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   wesleycoxposted 13 years ago

   I even thought of taking the hinge pins out of his door.  That would be uproariously funny!!!

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   Apeppersonposted 13 years ago

   I agree, turn him in. I'm sure the company would be happy to know that he's a thief.

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   lrohnerposted 13 years ago

   Gee, I was thinking gobs of Crazy Glue on his chair. Or how about painting his initials on the glass of the copy machine in whiteout? How about broadcasting a message either via PC or intercom that his sex therapist is on the line and wants to reschedule his next appointment? I know, I know. Submit a letter of resignation in his name! That'll get him? (...or her.)

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      Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      yes I vote this option , please oh please  do it , then  report back n give us all another laugh
      
      sex therapist is on the line or even theres a message from fill in blank clinic (nudge ,wink)...

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         Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         and slip a laxative into his coffee , he will on the run all day

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   AsherKadeposted 13 years ago

   by the way, my jerk coworker is going to a disciplinary hearing this week because he is that bad....so I am probably the authority on this subject,.....
   

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      Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Its a great hub , everyone go read it and hit the rate up button

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         AsherKadeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         You are soooo sweet eagle...I'm sorry for"violating" the carnal sin, but really, shitty coworkers need a hub and need a little payback. Yea, I'm Christian, LEO, and have sworn to protect my country,but I have been tortured for years, and want to help another hubber....

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            Eaglekiwiposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            No I hear that ,totally!! and being Christian well meek doesnt mean weak ..gotta use that brain after all.
            
            Promote your hubs, your worth it !
            
            Gosh I used to work for this cafe that was run by super religious people...most challenging job I ever had!!
            
            so heavenly minded they were of no earthly use if ya get my drift.

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   GeoHoliday2009posted 13 years ago

   Being nice is not an option here. Be professional, your co-worker made mistake and have to face the consequences of his/her action.

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      AsherKadeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ok, how do you be professional when they unlock your office and destroy a bunch of stuff???

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         Jane@CMposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Are you joking, my boss use to do that to me, I'd come in and my office floor would be covered with what was on my desk.  Jerk.

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            AsherKadeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            It's not a boss and it's not a superior...he is a class A jerk...

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   AsherKadeposted 13 years ago

   one of my friendly-coworkers said put nasty garbage in his(offending coworker) garbage can because the jerk went through my garbage one time and found personal info on a memo and gave it to the boss...the guy had flies in his garbage and had the hardest time getting rid of them!
   

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   fierycjposted 13 years ago

   Here's what I'd do if I was you. I would call him up, especially during lunch break or something. Buy him a drink, then while he's sipping it, i'll tell him, that shit is poisoned. He'll spit it out like a madman. Then you look him straight in the eye and say, next time you fuck with me, it'll be something else.

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      Davinagirl3posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      That is super-awesome-brilliant!!!

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      AsherKadeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      misdemeanor b in my state, man..."bad boys,bad boys, whatcha gonnna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?"

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         Davinagirl3posted 13 years agoin reply to this

         He's a theif... If he calls the cops he's a pu**y.  It might even be worth the risk... That is how awesome that idea is.

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            Mishaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            It requires guts though, which our fiery friend undeniably has, but our superman friend likely not.

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               fierycjposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               dont be so sure, Misha. The guy once told me he packs heat everywhere he goes. And I dont even do that. I hide my old magnum right under my bed for pete's sake!

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                  Mishaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Oh, I am not sure, I said likely. I just don't see you asking a similar question on forums

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            fierycjposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Thanks. And trust me, he wont call the cops. They never do. Once you do it right. this I guarantee.

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               Davinagirl3posted 13 years agoin reply to this

               You are my hero, Fiery!  That should be a scene in a movie!

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                  fierycjposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Gee, what a sweet thing to say to me, Davi. You're getting too sweet for comfort now, Davi. I might try puttin asunder what.....

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      Mishaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I like that

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   Eaglekiwiposted 13 years ago

   Brilliant Cj's got my vote ( although still pop that laxative in ,for good measure)
   
   
   
   oh thats not very womanly of me is it ...
   
   or smack the crap outta him

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      fierycjposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Ha ha ha. Everything you do has that touch, even if you popped a thousand laxatives on the guy!

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    Eaglekiwiposted 13 years ago

    I am woman ,hear me roar (purr purr )
    
    
    
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    an dont let the color of my lipstick fool ya

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       fierycjposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Babe, my definition of woman is not necessary synonymous to softness. Nay, my dear...tis clear that you are a beautiful feline beast.

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       fierycjposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Babe, my definition of woman is not necessary synonymous to softness. Nay, my dear...tis clear that you are a beautiful feline beast.

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    wesleycoxposted 13 years ago

    Well, now that you all have put in your ideas and tips, thanks
    
    Misha, I have no idea what you are thinking dude.  I have like a thousand things that I could do and my blood boils to do these things, however I like to hear other peoples ideas.  I am in the Army and I am in Iraq, that is why I carry my weapon with me everywhere I go, fiery.
    
    Besides being a complete douche bag this guy is in tight with the "boss" and was selected by the other "boss" to do the job he does.  He was chosen mainly because he has more time in than I do, whatever, who cares. 
    
    So Micha, do I have the guts to do something to this guy.  In short, yes I do.  I could beat the sh*t out of this guy anytime I want to, I could play his childish immature games all F-in day and I could mangle and maim him if I choose to.  I choose to rise above the insanity and be more professional than this guy.  Like it or not, this is what I have to do.  These ideas that I have gotten have made me smile and that is what this was all about.  Dont ever question my intestinal fortitude again.

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       fierycjposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I dont know how, Clark Kent, but somehow I knew you had it in ya.

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       Mishaposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Surely I misinterpreted you then. Sorry about that

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    \Brenda Scullyposted 13 years ago

    HI Fiery are you talking to me yet

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    Pamda Manposted 13 years ago

    First of all, I don't think anyone here wants to hear your misery and make us all feel sorry for you, which will in turn make us sad also.
    
    Next, doing revenge is not good at all. Which isn't fun also. This will further encourage the anger between you and him, and you two will become more miserable and you will hate each other more.
    
    So you should turn him in rather than do anything stupid. You are sure to meet quite a few of these bastards in real life. If you let them make you miserable, then you have just fallen into their trap. Welcome to life.
    
    Oh, and you can cut the foul words out.
    
    Panda Man

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    wesleycoxposted 13 years ago

    Its all good misha.

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    wesleycoxposted 13 years ago

    How do you close a topic then mr panda?
    
    I think I got what I needed.  Aside from that a forum is a fun place to vent a little.  If I made you feel sorry for me then I am very sorry.  That was not my intention.

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