WOW. Seriously the oddest comment I've ever gotten on a hub....

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  1. girly_girl09 profile image73
    girly_girl09posted 9 years ago

    I remember seeing a post a month ago on here about people's really weird comments on hubs. Up until that point, mine had been some incredibly dark, disturbing poem which I deleted right away. This is a comment that I just got on my Marilyn Monroe hub. It is TRULY bizarre. I thought some might be as intrigued by it as I is really really odd.

    I obviously am going to delete it off the hub, but here it is:
    August 10th, 2009

    By Mister Alexander Simon (Blood,
    True Father of my daughter,
    Marilyn Monroe, ReInCarnated -- and I
    can prove it by Ultra full Roman Catholic Type 0 1.2; and my also Catholic also Ultra Blood Type is world only also
    01.1., and thank you for reading this carefully and please respond by regular mail.

    Mr Alexander Simon,

    And now please let me tell what I know about Marilyn my LOVE -- always!

    Dear all fans of Ms Marilyn -- all CATHOLIC, and so
    is my whole FAMILY.!

    This WOMAN is endearing and WORLD love so this I know 'The Final Days'; is a smear by IMAGE ENTERTAINMENT;

    This Starrlett is my Daughter and I know we can communicate telepathically including via MEDIA outlets such as TELEVISION; and radio;

    While here at the FAB IDYLWYLDE is a great way to meet new
    FANS I definitely support this GOLDEN GIRL now and in fact
    I cried for joy at my birth of my daughter; and I know the Marilyn is for the STAGE I can prove through OFFICIAL REGISTRY HER name then is Ms Nina Sim the beginning truly REGISTERED Holy Baptised and Holy Confirmed all true name
    not from some phoney RUMOUR mill of phoney I.D.!

    I have a repeating DREAM that my Daughter now was at the university hospital here the Alberta Province; the date I get by PHYSCIC POWER due to being CATHOLIC;

    If Ms Monroe, ever died I say it was THE MEDIA and I can prove Ms Monroe was examined by DENTISTRY:

    This 0-Blood has never found in any animal; ask any

    As for Ms Marilyn is my ReIncarnated Daughter,
    and what ask for is a fair environment to raise
    my equally talented son.!

    I serious can write BETTER than ANY-ONE;
    (and my Daugter has scored 14 A's from 15;
    this in my mind a FREE university; and by
    this social structure;

    And my 'special needs' son needs me
    close to help and it's up to the
    Capital Region Housing Corporation;

    Well thank you for any help to OUR RARE FAMILY SIMON and in early GERMAN means IRON OUR BLOOD KIN!!

    And best of joy!

  2. profile image0
    Leta Sposted 9 years ago

    Um, delusional.

  3. tantrum profile image60
    tantrumposted 9 years ago

    lol lol lol Very weird indeed !

  4. girly_girl09 profile image73
    girly_girl09posted 9 years ago

    It is almost like a madlib or something!!! hahaha  Just for the heck of it I googled a portion and it doesn't appear anywhere else on the web. SOOOO strange!

  5. earnestshub profile image88
    earnestshubposted 9 years ago

    That is the least understandable babble I have ever read!
    Even allowing for language difficulties, this was written by one sick puppy!
    Thanks for posting, I need to go lie down now...

  6. livewithrichard profile image85
    livewithrichardposted 9 years ago

    lol sounds like someone practicing their English by using Google's free translator tool.  Very strange indeed.

  7. Jane@CM profile image60
    Jane@CMposted 9 years ago

    So the weirdness continues into the comment sections!  That is a very strange comment!

  8. Mighty Mom profile image87
    Mighty Momposted 9 years ago

    I can't imagine anyone will be able to top that, GG. That is truly the oddest comment I've ever seen. It rivals many of the spam emails we all get sometimes from people who don't seem to speak English as their first, second or even 28th language.

    If the mood strikes, we could have a fun time "critiquing" the comment -- you know, a literary analysis. What does this word mean? What is that imagery.. you know, like in school.
    ... or we can try to forget we ever saw this! MM

    1. girly_girl09 profile image73
      girly_girl09posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      hahaha line by line. wink

      I think the most bothersome aspect is the fact that it appears to only have been written once and not copied and pasted many times over around the web. (I can't bring any of it up in Google.) yikes

  9. Eaglekiwi profile image77
    Eaglekiwiposted 9 years ago

    double checking the doors n windows tonight ,creepy!

    hey fiery could use it in one of his horror movies...eeeeeck!!

  10. livewithrichard profile image85
    livewithrichardposted 9 years ago

    Here is the guy that wrote it: … 61F8DBAB78

    Found him with my super duper detective kit

    1. girly_girl09 profile image73
      girly_girl09posted 9 years agoin reply to this

      Wowwwwwwww. Interesting find!

  11. Ivorwen profile image70
    Ivorwenposted 9 years ago

    That is too weird!

  12. Herald Daily profile image70
    Herald Dailyposted 9 years ago

    I vote to forget it, MM. Not that it couldn't provide hours of entertainment.

    That's the strangest thing I've ever tried to read.  It sounds like someone threw a note into an article spinner and that's what it spit out.

    How'd you get so lucky, GG09? smile

  13. SweetiePie profile image84
    SweetiePieposted 9 years ago

    Someone from Boston told me my pop-up card was the ugliest thing they had ever seen, and that I had the motor skills of a child.  I had people ask me for my phone number a couple of times, too.

  14. Valerie F profile image56
    Valerie Fposted 9 years ago

    I think somebody went into a psychotic episode while or just prior to posting a comment.

  15. Misha profile image70
    Mishaposted 9 years ago

    I guess it's liberals trying to scare you wink

  16. Kadmiels profile image55
    Kadmielsposted 9 years ago

    looks like a spam comment with certain keywords being used.. it does not need to make sense for that

  17. trish1048 profile image73
    trish1048posted 9 years ago

    I had one the other day.  She said, and I quote, 'this is not my real name, don't be a cowerd like me'.


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