Fun Rhyme Challenge

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   manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

   This was discussed a few weeks back...as something fun to do. For those of you that do not like to rhyme....don't worry...an extra special "country song" clause has been added to this challenge. That means that all you have to do is come close to the word in diction, personal pronunciation, or "just in the neighborhood" of a rhyme...in order for it to count!
   
   Go easy on your fellow hubbers...try using a word that can be rhymed with...in the first place...like space, trace, face, etc.
   (If you do a hard one...you should be required to rhyme it first!)
   
   To keep it rolling along: Answer the fun rhyme challenge in a sentence ending with the rhyme. Then...pose your new sentence with the rhyme challenge at the end. For Instance:
   
   (The Previous Challenge:) Have I seen you before some place...?
   
   (Your Answer might be:) I know I could never forget such a goofy face.
   
   (Then you pose your own Challenge for a rhyme:) What are you doing to that poor log?
   
   Then someone answers my Fun Rhyme Challenge...Go Ahead...Your Next!

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   lynnechandlerposted 15 years ago

   It's for the sitting frog.
   
   What have you done with the horse?

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   Beth100posted 15 years ago

   Tied him to the cart, of course!
   
   Now, where'd you place my hat?

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   qbanmamiof2posted 15 years ago

   On the cat.
   
   Want to do something fun?

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   papajackposted 15 years ago

   Yeah, mount a good horse and go run.
   
   But, first I got to find some tack,

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   manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

   Your horse's tack...is on my horse's back!
   
   Now...if I could just find the bit,

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   AEvansposted 15 years ago

   Grab the candle make sure it is lit,
   
   Be careful not to trip,

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   Shalini Kagalposted 15 years ago

   Or maybe even slip!
   
   Now where's the saddle gone?

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   I*n*v*i*c*t*u*sposted 15 years ago

   It's laying next to the fawn..
   
   Now, where did you say you would be?

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    SkippingThruLifeposted 15 years ago

    In the bathroom going pee...
    
    It's time for me to comb my hair

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    Whoops...I forgot I shampooed with "Nair".
    
    Now, I need something to help polish my bald dome,

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    AEvansposted 15 years ago

    Maybe I should try Google Chrome,
    
    I wonder if that would work for me,

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    wordscribe41posted 15 years ago

    You could try Rogain foam...
    
    I need to manicure the bikini area

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       AEvansposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You are such a nut that didn't rhyme lololo

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          wordscribe41posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Simul post...    Was rhyming with dome, too.

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    wordscribe41posted 15 years ago

    Most certainly true, his hair turned blue, from cat swine flu he caught in the loo.
    
    What are we to do?

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    [Whoops a tie between AE and Wordscribe...Poem Answerer's Choice to respond then...I call]
    
    Recommend to be careful where it is the most hairy,-duh!
    
    That could get scary...if you know what I mean,

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    Shalini Kagalposted 15 years ago

    And some of the results could well make you scream!!
    
    So what was that to be careful about?

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    wordscribe41posted 15 years ago

    Waxing near your hoo hoo, no doubt.
    Pruning THAT garden is tedious

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    lrohnerposted 15 years ago

    Where the heck is Ms Chievous?
    
    Do you love a really good salsa?

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       Sue Adamsposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       I do but prefer a dish of pasta
       
       My old mum says that's OK

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    wordscribe41posted 15 years ago

    As long as it's not made from balsa (um, hard word Irohner)
    
    I love pico de gallo myself.

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    Especially homemade instead of off the shelf.
    
    My wife has a great salsa recipe,

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    SalesScoopposted 15 years ago

    Why does it sting now, when I pee?
    I think my date,

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    May have mentioned her "ocassional outbreaks" too late.
    
    Gee...I never saw that shade of purple down there,

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    lrohnerposted 15 years ago

    It must have been covered by all of her hair.
    
    Maybe she needs a vaccine?

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    SalesScoopposted 15 years ago

    But she said she was prom queen.
    I shoud of been worried when,

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    I had to take a number...in line with several other men.
    
    Uh...but let's change the subject...or give it an extra tweak,

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    SalesScoopposted 15 years ago

    The Doc says the itch will stop, by next week.
    So may the men in line behind me say,

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    They all said that most Doctor's said...it would never go away.
    
    But I know there are other fun topics...in which to post,

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    SalesScoopposted 15 years ago

    yeah like one time, in that boat.
    The Captin said,

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    lrohnerposted 15 years ago

    If it doesn't clear up, then off with his head!
    
    The Pirate then cried "Aye Matey!"

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    Well...talked to Gus the Redneck and Redneck woman on Forums while Mark Knowles was having a debate-y.
    
    Has anyone got another rhyme...step up and don't be shy,

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    I would like to ask you why
    you're always sitting on that tractor

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    Who says that perhaps I'm not just some ol' actor?
    
    Besides it has a nice steel seat...How can an Eye Reply?

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    With a lot of lies.
    Do you know I'm a joker ?

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    Well you is alright by me...whether a joker...or a midnight toker.
    
    One does not lie when writing...one just extenuates a theme,

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    every time I write I  beam.
    My pen, alive, scrolls

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    lrohnerposted 15 years ago

    Tho the end result might be read by trolls.
    
    My keyboard continues to click, click, click...

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       tantrumposted 15 years agoin reply to this

       You're a very nice chick!
       I'd love to see you in a bathing suit

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    Many times I read your stuff...I laugh on the floor...and rolls...and rolls...and rolls!
    
    but enough of you...it is plain to see...this forum was started to talk about me!

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    whoops...tie goes to the Poem answerer...Tie between Irohner and myself...the next responder may choose their rhyme to respond with...! Well...Irohner was first in actuality...while i was busy typing...

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    wordscribe41posted 15 years ago

    I've got a polka dot one that's really cute...
    Wearing it now, for something to do.

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    lrohnerposted 15 years ago

    But it's a little small, boo hoo hoo!
    
    As soon as I type this I'll head to the gym...

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    I'm spying behind the door on you!
    I'd prefer to see you in red

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    wordscribe41posted 15 years ago

    Red is what I wear to bed
    
    Silk, no cotton for this sleepy head!

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    tantrumposted 15 years ago

    And I will dream of silky threads
    hanging from your nighty

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    I can't be in that discussion or my wife would give me a black eye, alrighty.
    
    Hey...How's the weather in your part of the world...to keep things hummin' along

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    lrohnerposted 15 years ago

    It's too hot...something is very wrong.
    
    But soon it will be fall with crisp night air...

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    Down here...many a cool breeze...an answer to a prayer.
    
    But it will be short lived...though we did get some rain,

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    lrohnerposted 15 years ago

    And then the snow starts. What a huge pain.
    
    My snowblower needs to get all tuned up...

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    At least your getting ready by putting something warm around the neck of your pup.
    
    Down here we'll be in shorts and sandals...on in to January,

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    R P Chapmanposted 15 years ago

    but only when served as an entree
    
    Surely there's a rhyme for orange or purple?

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    manlypoetrymanposted 15 years ago

    Nu-uh-uh...you skipped! Here try something like contrary...or sanctuary...ordinary...customary...Sister Marry....Dirty Harry...to rhyme with January...

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