Chaos abounds...oh well...if you can't beat 'em join 'em...
Well...Rp Chapman...you forced me to use my neighbor's poodle's name...Ms. Murple,
now please...just keep it simple...
tantrum...You bored...I'm floored!
Oh well...have to get ready to start another ordinary day,
Just pick-up wherever you'd like...keep it real, Peepz...G'night!
That'll be easy..I'm wound up tight!
Any takers? that'll be one, two...
Once I nail you, you'll not have a clue.
So take your best shot; it's your head to lose
The doctor says different, what an awful ooze.
Now, where did I lose my tuba?
I saw it last in Arruba.
How might a tuba get lost in Arruba, I ponder...
Ralwus had it last, what he did I wonder.
Perhaps he thought it was something else.
Did you really just use else...I had to go get some help from a friend named "Ilse".
Please,keep this rhymin' with words that are fast and fun,
A drill instructor screaming in your face at 4am...real mean.
Anyone have other things that help to start your day,
I wouldn't call her a thing; oh how she does play
Sorry didn't mean to digress as such
HaHaHa.. Are you Sure? She's covered in furr
Such a bitch I'd have to say
Hey dude...there's plenty of babes in my nabe. (Look it up...it's slang for neighborhood...in dictionary.com!)
But...I'z a married man so I can not elaborate...any more than that,
Problem is, my neighbor is fat.
Not that I have a problem with weight...
Gaining weight can make us all sad...but I love eating good food that taste great.
Fact is...you can have fun putting some weight on...right now I'm having a beer!
And your neighbor is eating chocolate cake, let's cheer!
And when she finds the cake is all gone...
Then it is time to quickly pile on the chocolate cake...and on...and on...and on!
Chocolate cake and beer...with that...you can really get a sugar rush,
Or you can give it all up and start eating mush.
Methinks I will keep with lobster and steak...
Who can stare at you with that one eye for as long as he can!
But on the subject of lobster and steak...I'm in...who's buying?
( Did you just use empty?) I liked it better when you talked of bikinis that were skimpy!
But...relax the dinner is on me...if you can get to Texas in the next hour!
Nothing from tantrum about the steak and lobster yet...time for bed...after a shower.
Goodnight to all on our continent...and to the others have a great day,
Thank you - now that you've had your say.
Hope that lobster and steak was great!
Such a great meal of which...no one could debate.
C'mon...who's next with a fun rhyme...anytime,
Ohh...for someone to pick back up the rhyme...would be sublime.
Really...give it a whirl...you could use the change of pace,
Look down to Earth in dismay.
But then...a little depressing...it is...that I just wrote,
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