BECOME A HUB STAFF

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   hinckles komaposted 14 years ago

   HOW DOES THE STAFF GET PICKED?  WHAT ARE THE  QUALIFICATIONS? DO WE HAVE A CHANCE, AND WHATS THE SALARY?

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      relacheposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      They are a company, you know, where certain positions are needed and people apply to them and get hired...
      
      http://hubpages.com/help/jobs

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         Nelle Hoxieposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Always the voice of reason - thank you.

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         deartfuldodgerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         love it

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      mandybeau1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I do hope I have the relevant quals.
      Maddie please consider me for any position at Hubpages, Oh no, not the Janitor. Seriously I have all my marketing qualifications, an extraordinary high IQ, an ability to interact well with people from all works of Life. Before you get the chance to say No thanks, I don't really want to be a Hub staffer, but New comer Nicole seems cool.
      Mandybeau1

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   Len Cannonposted 14 years ago

   Well, I'm not sure but I hope your cover letters don't have all caps

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      hinckles komaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      LOL OK

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   Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

   I think it helps if you live in San Francisco

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      B.T. Evilpantsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You're wrong! They're all robots, built and controlled by a secret society of jackalopes from all points on the globe! We also control several governments, all major banks, and a dollar store in Cedar Rapids Iowa.

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   R P Chapmanposted 14 years ago

   They're a handpicked secretive group who live on a small island in the Pacific Ocean. Spurning the company of other mortals, they’re paid in seashells.

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      hinckles komaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol when can i start?

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      manlypoetrymanposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Much Humor! (That's exacly what I thought!)

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         mandybeau1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Prob paid in adsense dollars.... Woo Hoo not.

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   flread45posted 14 years ago

   They are mermaids except hup as he is a male sea urchin.

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   yoshi97posted 14 years ago

   I heard they are bred in a secret laboratory ouside Zurich, Switzerland where they are deafened at birth to be able to withstand the shrill cries of hubbers.
   
   As for wanting to be a moderator ... I had the same job elsewhere for a whole year. You don't want it and it don't pay enough.
   
   They have asked me back three times since and my answer has been no ... no ... no

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      hinckles komaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      aaaa, i see.

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   AEvansposted 14 years ago

   I believe they are from somewhere out there but I am not certain where. Rumor has it that Maddie used to right on here and was offered a position. E-Mail and ask them you may be surprised. I also agree with Uninvited Writer it does help if you live in SFO.

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   cosetteposted 14 years ago

   it is even more sinister than that, i'm afraid. they are here but "to serve" us hubbers

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   Shakesprilposted 14 years ago

   Could I be a part of that team even if I do not live in there?
   I was not even sure if there is such a group of people to mange all os this stuffs?
   Well, I do hope so...
   Thanks, anyway...

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    privateye2500posted 14 years ago

    They absolutely *must* adore funeral sandwiches.  ;}

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    yoshi97posted 14 years ago

    I thought our answers were much more entertaining, and quite possibly true to us who believe in conspiracy theories.

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       deartfuldodgerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       they were!
       
       but relache's statement was like a gentle bitchslap, and made me laugh!
       
       "become a hub staff  .. kind of illustrates the futility of asking anyway

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    Uninvited Writerposted 14 years ago

    You have to like dogs and not be allergic.

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       dohn121posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I just hope that no one has to wear a pork chop-necklace just so the dogs will play with them

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       privateye2500posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       AND love to eat funeral sandwiches ;}

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    LEWJposted 14 years ago

    You have to hoola-hoop nonstop for exactly 59 minutes while nibbling off a hot fudge Sundae in one hand and a cold peanut butter sandwich in the other, singing the blues very loudly all along; if you once stop, go overtime, or sing too softly, you're out!  Only the most determined have managed to make it in there....
    
    There was a friend of mine who made it to the 58 minute mark but then the hoola-hoop slipped! We both cried all the way home.
    GOOD LUCK!

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    darksideposted 14 years ago

    People who make posts in ALL CAPS need not apply.

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       yoshi97posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ... and that's why we call Darky, 'Mr. Friendly'
       
       Just joshing with ya Darkside

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          mandybeau1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Neither shouild people that just have to be sarcastic eh Darkside. Hey wait I think you would be great, have they overlooked you????????????????????????????????????????????
          Oh well always the Bridesmaid and you try so hard.

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