Where Do You Like To Be, On the Top or Bottom?

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    Just wondering...

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    EVERYWHERE !

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    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    LOL!!!!!!!!! (AFTER i pick myself off the floor I'll answer...)

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    Sarra Garrettposted 14 years ago

    I concur with tantrum.  EVERYWHERE

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    Who didn't see this one coming from me?

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      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol..it goes perfectly with that new avatar actually! big_smile

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        bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You like that?  I made it last night...

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          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          ok...so judging from the avatar...let' see...u like to be on top, right?

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            bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I'll be anywhere, just as long as I'm included!

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              Daniel Carterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              I'm kinda with you, but there are certain places to be where it's pretty heavenly.
              Love the new avatar!!
              smile

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    Justine76posted 14 years ago

    bottom. Im lazy.
    finally, something to talk aobut....

  7. Flightkeeper profile image67
    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    I just don't want to hear anything about broken penises. Or is it penii?

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      bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I second that!

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      HAHHAAHHAHAH!!!!!
      its penis.

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        Flightkeeperposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Oh, the penis can be a collective.  You learn something new every day. wink

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          Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          that has to be the funniest thing ive read in a while!!!!!
          the collective penis...OH MY GOD!!!!!

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            bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            As long as they don't touch, it's not gay...

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              myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              big_smile ok...ok...for once no straying from topic...so tell us blood, which one is it?

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                bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                I like it all.  Up, down, on the side, standing on my head I'm pretty flexible...

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                  tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    You should !
                  Latex is big_smile

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                    Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    I never understood the latex fetish. Can anyone explain that to me?

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                  myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  .....desperate u mean....! (standing on the head....yikes)

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                    bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    Not literally...Just an expression of me being open to try many things...

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                    Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    ummm standing on head? never mind...sneaks off to hangout with helen...

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        bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        You can spell it anyhow you want, just don't break it!!!

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    Flightkeeperposted 14 years ago

    Blood, are you an eye on top of a 3-fingered Mr. Thing?

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      bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Indeed....Actually I was inspired by the little three fingers with an eyeball experiment from the movie Reanimator

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        Flightkeeperposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Oh, I thought you looked familiar!(not!) NEhow, very original!

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          bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks

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    Sarra Garrettposted 14 years ago

    Ok, bloodnlatex, real boobs or fake ones?

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      bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I prefer real, but I have nothing against nice fakes either.

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    Poppa Bluesposted 14 years ago

    Oh there's more positions than that and they're all good!

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      poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      are you going to strumm out something for us then

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      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      see just the man we need for this thread! ( though..urm..aren't u a bit exhausted from your  steamy encounter with T just a while ago?)

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        prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        come on Poppa, dont be shy,,,,BRING IT ON>>>

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        Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        something tells me hes got energy to spare....

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          bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          There is always energy to spare for this...

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        Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        How can one tire of love???

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      missalyssaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I absolutely agree!! But, if I had to choose...top for sure!!

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        bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I will never turn down having a woman on top riding me like shes trying to win something.

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          prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          cant do this, I am a horse, like the new avatar blood!

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            Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            trust me, horses can do this.....

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              prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              will try later...thanks..

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          Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          It's all about the psychology of the act...being on top is the dominate position, the one in control, only a strong man can submit to that!

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            poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            yeah but men just eat too much and get real heavy,,,,,

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              Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Not ALL men!

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                poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                so you are skinny

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                  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I'm 160 lbs on a 5' 9" frame...I'm not skinny but I'm not fat either!

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            missalyssaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I'm cool with being dominant...I like strong men smile

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              Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this
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          missalyssaposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          in my opinion...reverse cowboy is the best which would still technically be me on top...if you haven't tried it - I strongly suggest it!!

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            Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            oh yeah, that is pretty cool.

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            Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Oh yes! That's a good one!

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    Helen Caterposted 14 years ago

    Middle....ooops.. maybe not..(sneaks out and runs away.)

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      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      big_smile that's my girl!!!

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        Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Litterally laughing out loud, like..HA HA HA HA snort snort..HAHA HAHAHAHAH!!!!
        I am all alone here in my house I can see my breath and I am dieing laughing. way too funny...thanks Helen. If I wasnt yor fan already, I would be now!!!

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          Flightkeeperposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I wish she hadn't gone, things would have been more interesting...

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          Helen Caterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I was going to add on that I ran out the back door...too much for  an afternoon of coffee drinking.

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    poetlorraineposted 14 years ago

    we me Justine Jane and Helen have come over from a different thread, now what position do we get into, i have not much energy today

    1. myownworld profile image70
      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      (see like flies we all come....!!) wink

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      Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Just lie back and relax...we'll take good care of you!

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    poetlorraineposted 14 years ago

    a bit like a horse race

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lolol.  look at my horse thats my fav position hiyahhhhh

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    poetlorraineposted 14 years ago

    come over to the girls thread for a coffee

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Yeah, Blood, but can they stay on for 8 seconds??

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      bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Never been a problem in the past.... Unless I need to get my drink...

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    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    this thread is moving toooo fast....it's like a quick one against the wall!! (oops did i just give away my favorite one..wink

    ((pausing for breath!))

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      bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      That depends if you were faking it....

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        myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        don't have to!!! this is the real deal....wink

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    Mrvoodooposted 14 years ago

    I like the top bunk.

    http://rbiii.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/digimarcms.jpg

    You were talking about bunk-beds right? wink

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      poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      here is the golden boy, there is a thread about your achievments well done, i like the bottom bunk

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        prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        am a horsie, cant fit in, can be bystander

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          Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I love to ride horses!

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          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          oooh a bystander...u mean, there's more than two in there?

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            Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            So someone is watching? That's hot!

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              prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              maybe filming it,,,,or can join in too, dont like to be ban here,,,ADIOS< hasta la vista baby......

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                Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                The horse is joining in? I thought I was pretty open-minded, but you lot are twisted, I'll watch it on the internet when you're finished. smile

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            bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            That puts a whole new paint job on this whole thing...

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          Flightkeeperposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Pretty, depending on the positions, being the bystander can be the best position of all!

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        Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah I've just seen it, many thanks, well I called dibs on the top, you've got the bottom, looks like everyone else is sleeping on the floor, if their not too busy banging each other down dark alleys to get some sleep. big_smile

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          poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          stay up there then wont ya

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            Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Promise, although I have been known to sleep walk (etc.). big_smile

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          Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          sleep? whats that?

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            Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            It's what happens when I've drank too much and smoked too much to keep my eyes open anymore.  wink

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              Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Oh yeah.... I remeber that thing...
              sure wish I had some now...
              but the cool thing about being awake for days and days...you get to see stuff other people dont see...

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                Mrvoodooposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Yeah, but do you really want to see that stuff? lol

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      oh man....
      this is one of the funniest days ever!!!

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    Anyone got a camera?

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      Helen Caterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I got a mask and boots.

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        Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        That's hot too!

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        Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

        WHAT!!!!
        Oh my goodness...I want boots...
        lol

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        bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Whip'em out then

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          Helen Caterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Yee haaa... here she Comes riding on Prettydark horses back and wearing mask and boots...with spurs and the Jumper cables...raaawwwhiddee..

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            Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I hope you have a lasso too!

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            Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

            *gasp* Helen!! I never knew. Are you like a sexy super hero? mild mannered hair dresser by day....

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              Helen Caterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Ha ha yes I wish. Poetlorraine I will tell them it is an audition for Dallas revisited.

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                poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                she does strippergrams don't ya

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            bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Good deal, I'll grab a car battery for the cables

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      oh no.....not that again..
      this thread is TOATLLY getting shut down soon
      how fun!! smile

  19. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 14 years ago

    I'll take the bottom bunk, a pair of spurs, and some jumper cables!

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      Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Jumper cables??? Okay I wanna meet you!

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    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    ((((just lying back with a drink..watching everyone do the hard work)))

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      poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      it is supposed to be fun not hard work, but i am doing the same

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    poetlorraineposted 14 years ago

    get your own bunk i am in this one

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      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      happens when there so many of them!

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    YOU ARE ALL AMATEURS ! lol lol

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      Flightkeeperposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh goody! TEACH US! TEACH US!

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      And childish ! lol
      Or maybe it's a joke ? yikes

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        poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        you are jealous

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol lol lol 

          No comments lol

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        prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        am in between

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      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      step in T, won't u?..teach us a trick or two!

      1. tantrum profile image61
        tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Maybe later. It's too early. Kids might be reading big_smile

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          bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          We're all adults....or over 18 anyway...

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            tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Bring some latex in, then big_smile

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              Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Again with the latex? What is it about latex?

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                tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                We can begin with latex and play some bondage game tongue

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                  Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  Bondage I understand! Okay then red or black is nice!

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                    tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    So who is going to strap who ?

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                  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I think I hear the clicking of handcuffs..

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                  Helen Caterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  We can tie Poppa up in some black latex. let's give him 2 hours to escape. Meanwhile we can fire up the stove and get him hot and steamy.

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                    Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    I don't want to escape! I want to be used and abused!

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                    prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    lololo

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                bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Everything is better with a bit of latex thrown in

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                  Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  unless your allergic?

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              bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Got a favorite color?

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                tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                black

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    cindyvineposted 14 years ago

    I definitely prefer being on the top of the food chain than being on the bottom of it.

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    poetlorraineposted 14 years ago

    and that Helen looks like a perfect mother, hope your boys are not reading this

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Kinda gives a whole new meaning to "rawhide," huh, Helen?

    Poppa, will you sing to me??

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      poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      just been reading about you have you seen it

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      Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You betcha darlin!

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    poetlorraineposted 14 years ago

    hooray Cindyvine, so nice to see you...... this is brilliant it is what 3.30 in the afternoon is all about...

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    prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

    my ears are bleeding now, and it is the only virgin in my horsies body....

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      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lol (wicked...!)

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        prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lololol,little bit only...

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      Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I can fix that for you!

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    poetlorraineposted 14 years ago

    now which forum are we in,,,,,,coffee is going cold, and it is time to take my rollers out Helen

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      Helen Caterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Will go see if you are cooked. Got carried away over here. watching too much Jonh Wayne.

  29. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Speaking of horses...I used to be a horse breeder. Ever seen that???

    Poet, were you asking me if I'd seen the interview?

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      poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      yeah i was so impressed

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      prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      pure breeding , get dirty at times and difficult eh

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    cindyvineposted 14 years ago

    Well Poet Lorraine, and sitting eating dinner, doing the Hubpages thing and watching the first episode of Rome again - saw it in Korea in 2006.  So, as I am obviously multi-tasking and am quite skilled at that, how about a sandwich and enjoying both top and bottom lol

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    cindyvineposted 14 years ago

    latex gloves you need KY Jelly

  32. myownworld profile image70
    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    (((getting ready to take notes)))

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    poetlorraineposted 14 years ago

    cold shower time me thinks

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Im about to take a hot bath!!!

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    tantrumposted 14 years ago

    I don't think I can play this in here. Are we allowed sex games in this forum ? I don't want to get banned! lol

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ha, its only 3 days...I say its worth it!!! you wont get banned unless someone reports you, and if anyone is in this thread...why would they report anyone?
      I dont see any personal attacks

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        tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        But I know how to play really hard lol lol  Someone will report
        I'm out, sorry !

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        bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I'm lookin for a personal attack...If you know what i mean

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      Helen Caterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well it's called Hangout. We are just letting things hang out a little more than normal.

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        Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I like hanging out! Ah! Fresh air!

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        myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol!! yeah, and who cares! without all the people in here, the forum will be too dull anyway! bring on the ban!

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      bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well We're gonna find out...

  35. cindyvine profile image81
    cindyvineposted 14 years ago

    Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      OMG Cindy!!!
      I never knew..how funny.  smile

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        prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        real funny

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    poetlorraineposted 14 years ago

    ha ha ha Cindyvine, look at her wouldn't you think butter wouldn't melt

    1. Helen Cater profile image59
      Helen Caterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      It's always the quiet ones you have to watch.

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    cindyvineposted 14 years ago

    ah, where are the risk takers?

    1. tantrum profile image61
      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You can begin ! big_smile

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
        prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        and pleasure seekers?

        1. tantrum profile image61
          tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Be my guest ! big_smile

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    poetlorraineposted 14 years ago

    who am i to disagree
    I travelled the world
    and the seven seas

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      smile

  39. habee profile image94
    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Thanks, Poet, for your comment about the interview.

    To everyone else: leather is better than latex.

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      Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I do like the smell of leather much better!

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    prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

    horsies like leather too

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      Helen Caterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Horsies like whips and spurs sometimes.

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        prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        yeah they do...HIYYYYYYAAAAAA, they dont like fencing men only watching golf too

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        Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Okay my heart is pounding my breathing becoming ragged, blood flow is increasing in my appendiges....and my imagination is running wild!

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          prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          your going to have a heat attack ,,,,,my POPPA

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            Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Not to worry, I'm pretty fit!

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    Trsmdposted 14 years ago

    At all the available position

  42. cindyvine profile image81
    cindyvineposted 14 years ago

    need to write a hub, no time for playing proctologist proctologist with latex gloves

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      poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      what you going to write for us

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    In the words of Pinhead, 'You cannot expirence the ultimate pleasure without first expirencing the ultimate pain'...

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      poetlorraineposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      ride on

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      tantrumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      KINKY

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
        prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        is this the same as no pain no gain no glory?

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        bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        It keeps the blood running....Sometimes a little even leaks out

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    beth811posted 14 years ago

    Of course, I like to be on top because I feel like I'm in control...hahaha...

  45. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 14 years ago

    GOSH its raining here, horsies dont like to be WET and get WILD wet, ADIOS>>>

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    bloodnlatexposted 14 years ago

    I'll be the sacarificial lamb here.  So do with me what you will ladies..

    1. Helen Cater profile image59
      Helen Caterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I have just the wig for you in my wardrobe. You must be Throbbing with the cold.

  47. zadrobi profile image60
    zadrobiposted 14 years ago

    I'm on top to make sure things are done right hehe

    Blood-- that scary apparatus reminds me of the hand from Idle Hands... save the eyeball.

  48. myownworld profile image70
    myownworldposted 14 years ago

    (((returning to look at the aftermath: broken bunk bed...chains, cables..lots and lots of latex, coloured, ripped, all, leather whips, justine's bra (hey, there it was all along)...boots, chains, broken cameras......hm...have i missed anything?)))

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      SWEET Im so glad you found it!
      Im going to guess theres some ash trays that need to be emptied, and empties to be returned.....

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      Poppa Bluesposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      You forgot the spurs!

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        myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        ha ha..I thought u sneaked them away!!

        (nothing blood...just clearing away your place...u don't want your wife to see it when she gets back wink

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          bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I knew I could count on you.  Did you mop up the blood with the dead?

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            myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            LOL....with that eye of yours on me, I'd do anything!
            (is that some from horsie's first time..yikes!)...

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              bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              Anything huh?  That's pretty inviting..

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                myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                stop....this time we can't even hide behind the others!
                ((wonders if the ban is finally in sight!)))

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                  bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                  I was fine yesterday talking about not being able to pour hot candle wax on my nipples anymore.

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                    bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    I'm not talking about pouring hot candle wax on your hard erect nipples or anything

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                    myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                    what???? oh you're bad.....u'll be the death of us all one day!!

                    (now don't roll that eye like that)

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    TimTurnerposted 14 years ago

    My gay friends always use the terms "top" or "bottom" when it comes to sex.

    Never knew it was a straight lingo as well.  Hmmm....

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      why not? there is a top and a bottom to every couple no matter the sexes? err..maybe a front and a back..depending on vertical or horizontal...

      1. myownworld profile image70
        myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        big_smile ah justine...my dear friend...in the end, there'll always be the two of us.. ! (and blood of course ...emerging like our knight in shining armour!)..not to forget pretty! smile

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          Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Oh I know who my friends are! Ive got to go now, its time to get some grocieries.
          Thanks all for such a wildly entertaining morning, I hope to be back later!!

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            myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            enjoy!! ( u know what to shop for now wink

            smile @ pretty!

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              bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              So what did I miss?

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          prettydarkhorseposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          I love you all guys, you all ROCK my little world, I need to eat now....

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        TimTurnerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Haha yeah but gay people use that exact lingo in their everyday life to describe sex I believe.

        I mean it makes sense for straight couples but just never associated those terms with it. smile

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    hmm top or bottom?  ain't telling. hehehe

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      bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Way to be a team player...

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        Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        I should have added I'll let your imagation do the talking lmao

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      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      c'mon CW out with it!!! no barriers here....

      (I know...esp. when others are watching...such a thrill..ok, I'm not kinky or anything!!)

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        Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        lol okay okay...I like both...I actually can't do a lot of positions because of my back sad

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          bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          That sucks, what's up with your back?

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            Crazdwriterposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I have kyphosis of the spine aka the hunchback

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              bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

              That sucks, can you get it fixed?

        2. myownworld profile image70
          myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          lol (sorry, but that was so funny)

          yeah blood...it's like tight rope walking...!

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        bloodnlatexposted 14 years agoin reply to this

        Yeah, share with the group...You're not living unless you're on the edge of being banned in here.

 
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