When I want to print something out, my printer is like screw you ain't gonna happen. But when my husband prints things out, it works for him. WTH? I just want to print out my story so I can start editing but NOOOO! The printer has to be a pain in my arse!
lol n-e-ways how is everyone today?
hi crazd !!
Ask your husband what he's doing to the printer .
Sounds possessed to me. Time to call the exorcist!
That's elf murphy at work...
cheer up... point a certain hand digit at the cursed thing, shake it while you shout at it guaranteed it will work (sooner or later) but don't kick it though---broken toes and all that good stuff.
Okay I need my technical buddies now. It says that for some stupid reason or another the status of my printer is off line. The printer is on! So why is it offline and how do I turn it ONLINE? HELP?
Unplug the printer from your computer.
and after 10 min,start again.
If that doesn't work, read the printer's leaflet. you'll find help there.
since you unplugged it, then plugged it back in, that means your cable is properly connected to your USB port.
sometimes shutting down your computer and rebooting works.
have you checked your printer assignments to make sure it is finding your printer? it will say it is offline sometimes because it can't recognize a printer. or check the printer settings and make sure 'Use Printer Offline' is not checked. other than that, i have no idea. maybe your husband is "The Printer Whisperer"
Hey cosette! , thanks for your comment on hub! you made me blush !!
lmao I wouldn't be surprised. I've unplugged it and plugged it in and it's still not working for me. I am so sick of technology it isn't even funny. I tried sending it via email so I can try it on the desktop and the stupid desktop is acting up too. So yea I'm done!
but...but...he's still at work and won't be home until later tonight and I want to print it out NOW! I'm stubborn like that LMAO
hi crazd hope your printer is working now...dont throw it ok, give it to me, mine isnt working for many months now
ah that sucks PDH sorry yours isn't working at all. Mine is still giving me issues. going to wait until my hubby comes home to work on it.
I think your printer is afraid of having to print out all those pages - it's gonna be so much work for it to do.
What was it 50,000 words? lol
lmao Lady you might be right..have to print out 196 pages
PHEW! got it printed out. yep cosette hit it when she said my hubby is the printer whisperer
Is your printer selected as the default printer - in Control Panel - select Printers - see if it has a check mark? or I could pray for it Crazd - that has been working for some of my other friends problems lately! I just send healing energy. Ok here comes some.
I was sending that healing energy just when it printed - no lie!
thanks mega...either my printer hates me or there is something messed up on my laptop when it comes to printing or it just likes my husband better
We've had various printer problems at our house over the last couple weeks too. I can relate to your frustration.
Hey crazd, glad to see that you managed to print 196 pages (!). Hope you have lots of papers there.
Hey Cagsil, just saw your hub. Where are you getting those pics? Remind me of the time I was obsessed with playing the game Diablo.
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