Oh, I decided to sell my soul and sort of commercialize or at least advertise something I thought could be of use to those without health care. So... I am looking into it before putting up anything. -.-
Ok my two favorite websites. Every time my life is crappy for a sec, I visit these sites and realize my life isn't so bad.
www.fmylife.com Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML
www.textsfromlastnight.com (212): i want you now (916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Picked up a few used books to read from a local store today. The proprietor told me about a couple--also customers--who recently experienced the following:
They live in a mobile home. This particular model has the hot water heater located inside a closet. Not long ago, the heater was acting up a bit. The husband went to work on it...but committed the unpardonable sin of failing to mention his intentions to his wife.
Wife came into the room, saw her husband lying on the floor with his head and shoulders inside the closet. She lost it. Started kicking and hitting the prone man, screaming at him,
"You're not going to die on me now, you %!#@$$*J!!"
Whereupon the husband scrambled hastily to his feet and advised his beloved,
"If you don't stop kicking and punching me, I WILL be dead!!"
I'll keep this brief but hope many of you chime in. I need your help with a cool project I'm doing to make you bust a gut laughing (relating).I want to turn hubpages in all it's glory, the good, the bad, the ugly, the fun, the corky hubs we write, the funny stuff like how some adsense ads land on...
We were in the office today discussing about the White House Correspondents Dinner where Wanda Sykes made some reference to Rush Limbaugh's liver to "fail" and couple of other things(like mentioning Sarah Palin about "Abstinence"). Do you think there is a line that comedians...
I am going through some real bad time both online and offline. I badly need some blasts of fresh air now. Please, post funny or cute images in this forum. Let's have some fun. I will post the first one.
Hi, I'm new here! So I'm curious to know: what is the stupid or just funny song you've ever heard?!To me, nothing can be more stupid than Britney Spears' songs!Period! "1,2,3... Peter, Paul and Mary!" Jesus,what a crap, baby!!!And the most funny song ever has to be Pink Floyd's...
What are the funny, silly, and memorable things that you do with your dogs or pet?The picture shown was my stepdaughters dog named Daisy. This is one of the daisy's pictures while asleep. She also tried painting her nails into pink but not yet on this picture.
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