(Another) add a line to the story...game !@

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   mel22posted 13 years ago

   Keep adding lines to the story and leave an opening for the next person ...( no obscenity )
   
   There once was a man from Nantucket, who...

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   cheaptrickposted 13 years ago

   Couldn't spell so he moved to Boston where he...

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   tantrumposted 13 years ago

   said a lot of obscenities.

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   Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

   so everyone thought he was a jerk.

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   cheaptrickposted 13 years ago

   Then he wrote a Movie called "The Jerk" and...

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   Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

   became rich and famous

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   tantrumposted 13 years ago

   and he lived happily ever after!
   END OF STORY

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   Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

   then in the sequel the man's story, his mother in law moves in to make his life a living hell.

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   mel22posted 13 years ago

   His mother-in-law was a cranky old bat who loved to scream obscenities at him making him feel..

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    cosetteposted 13 years ago

    ...homicidal.

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    Herald Dailyposted 13 years ago

    He began plotting.  Instead of sleeping, he lay awake, night after night scheming ways to....

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    SoftCornHippoposted 13 years ago

    make his motherinlaw a better person.  Should he send her to a spa? should he

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    pedicure the smellky corns from her feet or...

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    cosetteposted 13 years ago

    ...just take her for those sky-diving lessons and "forget" to pack her parachute?

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    He was cofused.  All he could think of was revenge. The skydiving lessons seemeed the best way ,so he..

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    cosetteposted 13 years ago

    ..was just about to arrange a lesson when he noticed on TV (Oprah was on), a story about a man who was going to prison for "accidentally" pushing his mother-in-law out of an airplane at 20,000 feet, which was startling to say the least and which...

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    ...prompted him to rethink his strategy. If only he could find a way to...

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    ddsurfscaposted 13 years ago

    After seeing what happened to the guy on TV, he decided to play it safe and just...

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    lay on the couch and finish watching Oprah. But then a commercial from...

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    Burger King popped on the screen and...

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    h.a.borcichposted 13 years ago

    started screaming as he remembered

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    ...he had left that Dino's pizza in the oven overnight and...

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    there was nothing else left in the house to eat, unless the

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    ...dish of chocolate covered grasshoppers that the asian lady next door dropped for a housewarming gift were still there. He ran...

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    baconmidgetposted 13 years ago

    to the chocolate covered grasshoppers special dish in the guest room and suddenly had another idea that was way better. Using his money he made from his movie he odered another pizza...

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    and as he waited for the pizza delivery the phone rang

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    baconmidgetposted 13 years ago

    WAIT... the phone rang? REALLY? who could be calling me? he wandered

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    It was OPRAH.. she wanted to interview him about the movie he had made. He was shocked and...

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    baconmidgetposted 13 years ago

    appalled, and said H**L NO!!! and at that point the pizza arrived... and he wandered to himself why in the world did i just say h some stars and l... man sometimes i don't even make sense  to myself

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    He wandered into the kitchen to get the cash for the pizza while wondering if he should pay the guy for being so late. Should he tip him or...

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    or should he stiff him?  And then the back door suddenly ripped off its hinges and fell into the kitchen and a

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    ...big green gorilla smashed ...

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    dyonderposted 13 years ago

    through the door and headed straight through the house to attack the pizza guy. One problem solved, but...

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    Vicki99posted 13 years ago

    There was still the mother-in-law issue. And the DNA from the pizza boy all over the front stoop...

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    cosetteposted 13 years ago

    He looked at the gorrila; the gorilla looked at him; and a plan began forumlating in his head...

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    ddsurfscaposted 13 years ago

    In his head he counted -one-two-three--go, and at that moment he jumped up and

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    ...smacked his nugget on the dining room chandalier that was hanging from...

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    SparklingJewelposted 13 years ago

    a chain that had lowered it to be cleaned by the maid, who happened to be his sister in law, not the mother's favorite,  so she had left it hanging down to hang the mother...

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       cosetteposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       ...but the gorilla started swinging from it and, with a clamor, the whole thing came crashing down onto the floor, revealing a huge hole in the roof and a secret room...

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    h.a.borcichposted 13 years ago

    There were found two old trunks of confederate money, and an old newspaper clipping.

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    The newspaper clipping was about A green gorilla that had escaped a zoo in the year...

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    cheaptrickposted 13 years ago

    2050.he had wondered into a time machine and returned to 2009 where he was Smarter than People so he

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    grabbed the boxes full of confederate money he had previously stashed, one under each furry arm and...

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    ...bounded out the door ,determined to find the time machine again and go back to the confederate times and cash it in for gold. Afterwards he was planning to return to the present and cash back out (since gold is at an all-time high), so he jumped on a skateboard, grabbed the bumper of a...

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    Mikel G Robertsposted 13 years ago

    ...an ice cream truck that was passing through the neighborhood...

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    .. but the ice cream truck slammed on it's brakes and all the...

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    MissEposted 13 years ago

    ...money and ice cream spilled into the street where a group of children were waiting with their hard earned allowance for the truck.  At the sight of the gold and desserts raining onto the pavement, the children......

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    .. ran onto the street to gather it but got ran over by oncoming traffic.. OH the mayhem, oh the gore.  The guy from Boston(formerly known as;the man from Nantucket) ran to their aid...

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    baconmidgetposted 13 years ago

    and threw up cause he had a weak stomach

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    The End, Finee!

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       rialeeposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That is what people think was the end to this story but I need to know what happened to the Ice Cream vendor that caused these problems for the man from Nantucket.What/ where/who was he?

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    mel22posted 13 years ago

    Oh Gee!  a part 3! go ahead , Rialee! You can start episode Threeeee!

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