Keep adding lines to the story and leave an opening for the next person ...( no obscenity )
There once was a man from Nantucket, who...
then in the sequel the man's story, his mother in law moves in to make his life a living hell.
His mother-in-law was a cranky old bat who loved to scream obscenities at him making him feel..
He began plotting. Instead of sleeping, he lay awake, night after night scheming ways to....
make his motherinlaw a better person. Should he send her to a spa? should he
...just take her for those sky-diving lessons and "forget" to pack her parachute?
He was cofused. All he could think of was revenge. The skydiving lessons seemeed the best way ,so he..
..was just about to arrange a lesson when he noticed on TV (Oprah was on), a story about a man who was going to prison for "accidentally" pushing his mother-in-law out of an airplane at 20,000 feet, which was startling to say the least and which...
...prompted him to rethink his strategy. If only he could find a way to...
After seeing what happened to the guy on TV, he decided to play it safe and just...
lay on the couch and finish watching Oprah. But then a commercial from...
...dish of chocolate covered grasshoppers that the asian lady next door dropped for a housewarming gift were still there. He ran...
to the chocolate covered grasshoppers special dish in the guest room and suddenly had another idea that was way better. Using his money he made from his movie he odered another pizza...
WAIT... the phone rang? REALLY? who could be calling me? he wandered
It was OPRAH.. she wanted to interview him about the movie he had made. He was shocked and...
appalled, and said H**L NO!!! and at that point the pizza arrived... and he wandered to himself why in the world did i just say h some stars and l... man sometimes i don't even make sense to myself
He wandered into the kitchen to get the cash for the pizza while wondering if he should pay the guy for being so late. Should he tip him or...
or should he stiff him? And then the back door suddenly ripped off its hinges and fell into the kitchen and a
through the door and headed straight through the house to attack the pizza guy. One problem solved, but...
There was still the mother-in-law issue. And the DNA from the pizza boy all over the front stoop...
He looked at the gorrila; the gorilla looked at him; and a plan began forumlating in his head...
In his head he counted -one-two-three--go, and at that moment he jumped up and
...smacked his nugget on the dining room chandalier that was hanging from...
a chain that had lowered it to be cleaned by the maid, who happened to be his sister in law, not the mother's favorite, so she had left it hanging down to hang the mother...
There were found two old trunks of confederate money, and an old newspaper clipping.
The newspaper clipping was about A green gorilla that had escaped a zoo in the year...
2050.he had wondered into a time machine and returned to 2009 where he was Smarter than People so he
grabbed the boxes full of confederate money he had previously stashed, one under each furry arm and...
...bounded out the door ,determined to find the time machine again and go back to the confederate times and cash it in for gold. Afterwards he was planning to return to the present and cash back out (since gold is at an all-time high), so he jumped on a skateboard, grabbed the bumper of a...
...an ice cream truck that was passing through the neighborhood...
.. but the ice cream truck slammed on it's brakes and all the...
...money and ice cream spilled into the street where a group of children were waiting with their hard earned allowance for the truck. At the sight of the gold and desserts raining onto the pavement, the children......
.. ran onto the street to gather it but got ran over by oncoming traffic.. OH the mayhem, oh the gore. The guy from Boston(formerly known as;the man from Nantucket) ran to their aid...
Oh Gee! a part 3! go ahead , Rialee! You can start episode Threeeee!
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