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  1. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    that hat is supposed to make me into a little flower or some damn fool thing - people always like to dress me up like some damn fool thing

    so wha happened is I was walking out in the forest the other night right after I woke up from that there nap, and everybody else was snoring and passed out in the beanbags and I came upon a lovely pool of water.  Well, I was real thirsty so I scooped some up and drank it.  Best damn water I ever had!  I drank and drank - couldn't seem to get enough - looked down in the water and reflected up at me was this cute little baby face.  I'd been drinking from the FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH!  Jeez!  I overdid it a little is all.  Some crazy squirrel told me it'd start to wear off in a couple days!  Meantime, I'm a baby that seems to know too much!

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    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    Awww Poor little thing! (PLT) Pat Pat on the back Hubg Hug kneebounce knee bounce...

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    So, the ratstew stuff is still being served?

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    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    did he some more make?

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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    awww poor mega.  im sorry to hear that.  can you tell me where this fountain of youth is?  i wouldn't mind be being young again myself.  anyway, i just finished making some more swamp rat stew for anyone that wants it.  lol

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      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      maybe you'll find it - walk north for awhile in the woods then west for awhile - past the big oak and the weeping willow - its right there!   take yur rat stew with ya! I think that's what made for all the trouble last night - rat stew!

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        Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        but i thought you loved rat stew?  besides, its great for growing young girls.  lol anyway, thanks for the directions as i plan on using this fountain myself.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Or is there no more dip maybe?

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      shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      only...1,2, 3... SHEEP DIP! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Ack! Watch the Tam! It took me like forever to find this thing! big_smile

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      shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      well.. that can come off straight away!  Any girls want to help me?

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Can I bathe you shaz?

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      shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Have you got warm hands? x

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        ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        Well I thought you'd warm them for me. LOL

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    goo?

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    yes, giggity goo

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    lol

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    <sound of baby giggling>

    <scuffling noise>

    its stuck!

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      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Wheres your designated diaper?!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    whas a shaz?

    you can bathe my shaz, if I knew what it was, that is!

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    It's pinned on! lol

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      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      sowwy denno!  wooly booly wooly booly - giggley goo - ♫♪♫♪

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    You're lucky you're a baby Mega. big_smile

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      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      why? why denno? why?  huh? huh? huh?  why?

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        Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        Cause you just are, here's an oatmeal slim jim. big_smile

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          I one lucky baby!  huh denno! huh!

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    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    Im going off now to get bathed by... ralwrus.  I need a rub down!  Have you got the rubber ducky?

    night night x

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      Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Well, then you need to get your own beanbag chair, I'm not cleaning any more of them. lol

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      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I wuv wubbewh ducky!  me wanna wubbewh ducky! waaaaa!

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      ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Splish splash here I cum, er come. Rubber ducky will travel.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    It's okay the bleeding will stop soon......big_smile

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    wha da madda denno?  huh?  you mad?  you mad, denno?  don't be mad!  here siddown on your beanbag!  hahahaha! ♫♪♫♪

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    You are, here have some Cheetos, yummy Cheetos....big_smile

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      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Watch out denno you're giving a baby Cheese and Air, and no designated Poooolllllooooot! Oh never nmind you might wanna clean that bean bag sheepo!!

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    More slim jims!!!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    yeh, gosh , I feel so, so, different!  That fountain of youth water must be wearing off!  How do I look now?

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      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      glad to see your designated diaper back!

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    does anybody know steven very well?  do you have any idea why he insists on rat stew?  Is it some fetish thing he has for rats?  or . . .

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      Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      lol  no, i learned how to make it when i watched the film, Shrek.  just thought, i'd share it with the tribe.  lol  why?  don't you like it?  lol

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        mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        which part of "yuck!" don't you understand?

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          Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          oh okay.  well if you want, i know other recipes from shrek like fish eyed tatas, and stuffed toad.  which would you like?

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            mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

            what the      is wrong with you, boy?

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              Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

              sorry, im just a HUGE shrek fan, and seeing how this year is going the year of his last movie.  I thought i celebrate by handing you all some of his delicious recipes.  lol  lol

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Yeah, you got a little heavier on my lap, but that's okay; slim jim? big_smile

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    designated diaper?  oh well.   boys will be boys! big_smile:  now, who brought some music?

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      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this
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      ralwusposted 15 years agoin reply to this
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        mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        that's nice - can't understand what they're singing - something about "watching my appetite" i think.

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    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    soooo 900 replies can we get to a thousand tonight fgor thetribe?
    All for the Tribe the Tribe for All!! cool

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      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      aww hmr - all you ever wanna do is talk!  why IS that? big_smile:

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        Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        For you I listen louder talk softer and save the best for last

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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          that's a country song, right?

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            Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

            I could make it one but what it is is what this tigger does best!

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Pink? Black-eyed Peas? Somethin like that?...

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      yep - no miley cyrus though - she's a bad romodel for me!

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        Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        I can see that.

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Ah, there's my beanbag chair! Giggity! big_smile

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    There we go! Nice, big bonfire!

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      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      mmmm. so nice and toasty!  think I got a little too much clothing on!

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        Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this
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          mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          that was right nice hmr!  luved the part about the kilt!

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            Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

            In all forms sweet avatar you will be my muse...

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        Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        Methinks the lady doth hast a point.

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          Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this
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    ralwusposted 15 years ago
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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    I'm allergic to um, whatever that slimy, moving stuff is. big_smile

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Where would I be without it? Aye? big_smile

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      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      probabl on the banned bench!!! lol

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        Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        As long as it's warm. big_smile

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    You're a Mess-Muser huh, hmrjmr? lol

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      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I ams what I ams.. Denno my sheepo friend cool

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Then for the love of cheesecake, have a beer. big_smile

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    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    Cheers here's a shot of JC to warm it up!

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      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Thats Jose Cuervo by the way cool (don't want to bring religion into it)

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Amen.

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    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    So let it be written scribe of the tribe! smile

  37. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    ahh, at last rrrrrrrh prrrrrrh!  back to myself -  I feel like I've been gone for days!

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      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this
      1. mega1 profile image80
        mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        you and yours?

        1. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
          Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          No we had two boys just picked it for the music

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    A few Daze at least big_smile

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I remember being a soft little cuddly baby - I remember that very clearly!  Now I feel, so , so, so

    ohhhhhhh, I don't know!


    HUNGRY!

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      Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      ack! I'll just tend to the fire here. Fire!

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        Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        Fire Fire! Ride to the sound of the Guns!! Oh never mind just ptsd I'm cool

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      Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      umm..please don't eat me mega for offering you the gross shrek food earlier.  lol

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        mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        so@!  you admit it was gross!  I just don't know what to do about you steven!  whoooooah!  what's that smell sniff sniff snif - have you been eating rat stew again?  omg  OMG@!

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          Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          nope, that was from the fish eyed tatas i was making to feed you while you slept. lol

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    mega1posted 15 years ago

    settle back in your beanbags boys and watch this!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBlmcak7cuA

    I know you've seen it before, but its my fav! right now. for now that is.

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      Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Great voice and um, great shoes, too? big_smile

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    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    A personal fav of mine

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGkvhiqsGtE

    muses abound!! big_smile big_smile big_smile

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    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    Any body want pizza?

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Nice answer Mega to the Cagsil thread; and all with a smiley face. big_smile

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      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      did I sound to bitchy?

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        Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        I couldn't stop laughing!

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        Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this
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    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    okay, who brought the beer for the tribe?

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    I've been drinking for hours now, here have one!*throws one your way*

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      Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      thanks man.  wouldn't be much of a party without beer.  lol

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Heck, um, Gosh, I mean what? I don't talk like this in RL? big_smile

  47. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    ok - serious business here, men, straighten up! 
    We need to discuss something seriously so the next time the hubcops show up we will look intelligent.

    got any ideas?  what?  no more stripper vids?

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      Denno66posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Is that a suggestion or an answer....not too sure where you're going with this......

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      Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      but i liked the stripper videos.  sad

  48. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    Steven - we might be able to make a deal then, get rid of all that stew and disgusting shrek food and don't even mention it again - then you can have your stupid strippers back!  deal?  or no deal?

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Where's the smiley face?

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      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      sad    smile    big_smile:     big_smile:


      lol

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    Denno66posted 15 years ago

    Now, I don't feel scared anymore big_smile

 
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