The Hub Tribe is forming

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  1. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    a purpose? produce something?  huh?  we gotta do that?  I don't THINK so!  what do you say, TRIBE?  do we need a purpose?

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      The tribe is the Purpose , The purpose is the Tribe!! cool

  2. ddsurfsca profile image70
    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    The tribal hub of love....deep...OK I resign from the know it all, there are already too many of those hired, I want to help with the entertainment, maybe the stand up comic?

    1. mega1 profile image80
      mega1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      you can do whatever you want!  just do it!  We'll love it - we are a tribe of love and acceptance!  And about 1000 standup comics - so you will have a lot of company - big_smile:

  3. ddsurfsca profile image70
    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    I will be the stand up  comic if I can sit down while i do it if no one minds..

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      roll with it ! big_smile big_smile

  4. mega1 profile image80
    mega1posted 15 years ago

    I hope you all will be hanging out here when I get back - I ate too much or something - not feeling too hot - gotta run . . . see ya later!

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Gotta go too sweetie the hour grows late and time waits for no man or hub! Bless ya and until the morrow parting is such sweet sorrow!! But till then I'll have the moon  and the stars and in the moon the glow of your smile and in the stars the twinkle of your eye. Good nite! Sleep tight!

  5. ddsurfsca profile image70
    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    what does a three legged dog and an orphan have in common?

  6. ddsurfsca profile image70
    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    They are all looking for their missing PAW

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      thats a goodone!! big_smile big_smile big_smile

  7. K Partin profile image60
    K Partinposted 15 years ago

    You guys wanna get a room! Ha! yikes

  8. westpointfb20 profile image60
    westpointfb20posted 15 years ago

    I am in...as long as there are toga Tuesdays

  9. Friendlyword profile image62
    Friendlywordposted 15 years ago

    This is great!!!
    We need a name... 
    It has to be Funny.

  10. ddsurfsca profile image70
    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    What do men and sperm have in common?




    They both stand one in a million chance of becoming human....

  11. ddsurfsca profile image70
    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    hubbers are lubbers

    1. Friendlyword profile image62
      Friendlywordposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Ooo...I like that!

  12. westpointfb20 profile image60
    westpointfb20posted 15 years ago

    Tha Hubbstas...haha...ridiculous

    1. habee profile image82
      habeeposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Ooooohh...me likes!

  13. ddsurfsca profile image70
    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    and write hella hubs

    1. westpointfb20 profile image60
      westpointfb20posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      indeed...lol..and everyone will be feelin our hubs lol

  14. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Hey, I'm back with the roasted oysters! Where is everybody?
    John? Denno? Johnnyco? Mega?

  15. Friendlyword profile image62
    Friendlywordposted 15 years ago

    I dont think we can tell real jokes without getting banned...
    Here's a good one I heard.

    WHY YOU SHOULD MINE YOUR OWN BUSINESS.
    One day I was walking past a mental institution with a high wooden fence you could not see over.  I heard the patients inside the institution screaming 13!!! 13!!!  13!!! So I walked back and forth looking for a hole in the fence I could look through. Finally, I a found a little hole in one of the boards I could look through...POW! I was punched in the eye. As I lay on the ground seeing stars I heard the patients screaming 14!!!  14!!!   14!!!.

  16. ddsurfsca profile image70
    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    Now just wait a cotton picking minute---how can I be a sitting stand up comic if I will get banned for telling jokes, and since when is it a bannable sin to tell jokes?????

    1. Friendlyword profile image62
      Friendlywordposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Most of the ones I know are dirty and filthy and sooooo funny!

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    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Are we now in Oregon? We must be cause i think I just saw Bigfoot! Oops! Wrong, it was just hmrjmr1 running around in the nude.

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      That would be me! cool

  18. ddsurfsca profile image70
    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    everybody in our tribe went home to their teepees

  19. profile image0
    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Yes, bigfoot scared them. LOL

  20. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Charlie, if I get scared in my tipi, will you comfort me???

  21. profile image0
    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    LOL yes in the worst way. er make that in anyway you desire. Woot! Hi you blue eyed beauty. I need some chicken fried.

  22. profile image0
    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Yes, I knew it were you! LOL How are ya my friend?

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Good O lad did Habee save us some oysters?

  23. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 15 years ago

    John, put your clothes on! It's cold! Aren't you worried about shrinkage???

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Hows the cold it gonna shrink my tongue? Gotta use all the tools! cool

  24. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Here be the arsters! I have lots! From Appalachicola!

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      OOOOOH Thems the best Kind!!!smile smile smile

  25. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Don't stick it to anything metal...

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      I don't stick it on metal stuff even when its hot! big_smile big_smile big_smile

      Yummers! Thanks Habee yo the bomb! smile smile smile

  26. profile image0
    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Gee they're good, thanks. Where be my carpenter friend?

  27. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 15 years ago

    I haven't heard from RD in two days!

  28. profile image0
    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    "O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
    The Walrus did beseech.
    "A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
    Along the briny beach;
    We cannot do with more than four,
    To give a hand to each."

  29. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 15 years ago

    How's the wife, Charlie?

  30. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Speaking of tongues...mine is as long as Gene Simmons'!

  31. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    Habee I aint gonna touch that one!
    Anybody want a beer?

  32. profile image0
    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Habee, she is better, I got worse today. My buddy went to the RX for me. I am a little better now. Thanks I am now nursing a nice glass of Wild Turkey to help me sleep tonight. So I won't be here to long. LOL

    1. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
      Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Get better soon lad!

  33. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Duh, Charlie - I thought you were asking about Randy, the carpenter/farmer. Now I know you need your pal to help you take the little oysters for a nice stroll along the beach!

  34. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 15 years ago

    Me, either - I have a sore throat and an earache. Sux.

  35. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
    Hmrjmr1posted 15 years ago

    I'm back off to hubber hubber land good nite may the dawn greet you with another opportunity to excel! Sweet Dreams!

  36. profile image0
    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Thanks Hmr, yes it does suck. 'twould be worse had I not had the flu shot. No fever, just my head and nose and chest. This too shall pass. Dam, gettin' hot in here now. LOL

  37. profile image0
    Stevennix2001posted 15 years ago

    hello everyone

  38. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 15 years ago

    G'night, Big John. Sweet dreams!

    Hi, Stevennix!

    1. profile image0
      Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      hi habee whats up??

  39. profile image0
    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Hi Steve, have a wild turkey on me. hehe

    1. profile image0
      Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      wow, thanks chief.

  40. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 15 years ago

    We're just shootin' the breeze. Charlie and I are kinda sick.

  41. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 15 years ago

    I have some Jack D - bet that would help my throat, huh?

  42. profile image0
    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Jack-D pissed me off when they watered it down a few years back, but it will work.

  43. habee profile image82
    habeeposted 15 years ago

    I think I'll down a benadryl and try to get some sleep. Goodnight, my Scottish warrior!

    1. profile image0
      Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      goodnight habee.  you take care.  hope you feel better soon.

  44. profile image0
    ralwusposted 15 years ago

    Goodnioght now Lassie. Love and hugs.

  45. H.C Porter profile image78
    H.C Porterposted 15 years ago

    I'm in,
    I can make really good cheese cake and I know random bits of useless information, like...animals that can breath through their butts? 
    If that doesnt pass the test then- does being able to put my feet behind my head get me into the tribe?

  46. Attani profile image60
    Attaniposted 15 years ago

    I'm in. Is there a test? I'm good at tests.

  47. ddsurfsca profile image70
    ddsurfscaposted 15 years ago

    Yes there is a test, but you took and passed already so do what you do best

  48. westpointfb20 profile image60
    westpointfb20posted 15 years ago

    a better question is, if we created a test how many people would be weeded out due to the testing process?

  49. westpointfb20 profile image60
    westpointfb20posted 15 years ago

    Oh..and umm I cant cook...sorry everyone...but umm I can make you all the meanest bowl of cereal you have ever had...and yes, I can prepare it in any flavor...

    1. profile image0
      Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

      really?  can i have reeses pieces cereal please?

      1. westpointfb20 profile image60
        westpointfb20posted 15 years agoin reply to this

        coming right up...but I must taste test them of course...simply to ensure they are not ummm...poisoned..yeah..poisoned... *munch munch munch*...they are *munch munch munch*...good to go! eat up!

        1. profile image0
          Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          gee thanks.  although it looks like you ate the whole thing already.  lol

          1. westpointfb20 profile image60
            westpointfb20posted 15 years agoin reply to this

            well...it seems it is so...another bowl coming up..munch....munch...munch hahaha lol

            1. profile image0
              Stevennix2001posted 15 years agoin reply to this

              lol lol lol

  50. profile image0
    shazwellynposted 15 years ago

    Can I have some? x

    1. DogSiDaed profile image60
      DogSiDaedposted 15 years agoin reply to this

      Your avatar has taken a decidedly dirty turn from smiles and flowers wink

      1. profile image0
        shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

        New Year ... New Rock Chick!  Out with the smiles... in with PURE LUST! lol

        1. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
          Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this

          Looks good to me! cool Wanna play in the dirtbox? big_smile big_smile big_smile

          1. profile image0
            shazwellynposted 15 years agoin reply to this

            As you can see, Im already there! hehehe x

            1. Hmrjmr1 profile image68
              Hmrjmr1posted 15 years agoin reply to this
 
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