I was a lonely teenage brontosaurus
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the dinosaurs died
I started singin'
Bye, bye Miss Tyrannosaur Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
And them Stegosauruses were drinking whiskey and rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
Great, now that song is stuck in my head. On the upside, at least it's the dinosaur version lol
Dammit, they deleted the original post in this thread so now it looks like I randomly decided to post a dinosaur-centric "American Pie" parody with no context whatsoever. I hate that.
It's fine, we'll remember the day the dinosaurs died.
You're like our very own prehistoric Weird Al.
I have a different take on that. I read somewhere that the best selling category in the ebook category is dinosaur porn.
NOT KIDDING!
You should think of collecting a lot of popular songs like that and publishing a book with dinosaur songs. You could start a whole new niche. The money would come rolling in.
Wikipedia's list of dinosaur porn examples:
Taken by the T-Rex, Ravished by Triceratops and A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay.
That stuff is a real find, lol.
I was amazed when scrolling through lists of free Kindle books on Amazon to discover that tentacle porn is a thing. Somewhat tempted... but no
I reckon there is room for a dino porn/romance crossover.
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