Have You Ever Stroked A Beaver ?

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   Alotaposted 13 years ago

   I went to London Zoo yesterday afternoon and for the first time i stroked a Beaver, it is an amphibious rodent with big big flat tail, but really reminded me of a rabbit with its cute face

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   StormRyderposted 13 years ago

   I got to bottle feed a baby tiger once when I volunteered at a zoo...it was the most awesome thing ever!!! As for the beaver...maybe I have??

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Maybe??? Please do elaborate.

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         myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         yep, either you have or you haven't! Out with it Storm....!

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Yea spill the beans (not the baked beans). MOW and I demand an explanation, hey MOW???

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         StormRyderposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Okay,okay...I have dabbled a few times and it was fun..Not that I want to do it all the time but an occasional stroking is wonderful

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            Oh wow you finally came back. Nothing wrong with that Storm we are all exploring.

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               StormRyderposted 13 years agoin reply to this

               Sorry it took so long to reply...I have been at the doctors most of the day...I took a bad spill on some ice and injured my hip and lower back...I got some good pain pills!! Took one of those and had a beer...I'm doing better...but getting sleepy.

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                  Flightkeeperposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  Should you be mixing medication and alcohol?

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                     StormRyderposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                     Probably not...but I do a lot of things I shouldn't

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         seanorjohnposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Blondepoet, you could do your magic again. I just posted in the sandpit" drink and... 3 words to describe your favourite drink".
         As you know it reveals what you like about s..

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   thisisoliposted 13 years ago

   No, but i have stroked my friends snake before...
   
   She owns one of the largest corn snakes in England

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I'm lucky have stroked many a snake.

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   Pearldiverposted 13 years ago

   If you attempted to stroke a Beaver or indeed any Zoo animal here you would get arrested for 'Dubious Intent!'
   
   Beaver are often subjected to unwanted attention from people who have the urge to 'stroke' them. 

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      Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

      it can get annoying....

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   earnestshubposted 13 years ago

   I would love to stroke a beaver!

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      I am with Earnest I have yet to feel one of your beavers. You guys are lucky you would have way more beavers over there.

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   Alotaposted 13 years ago

   I really enjoyed stroking the beaver, I have also stroked a snake, it actually feels warm and soft not slimey as you wound imagine.

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   Alotaposted 13 years ago

   I think that if you have stroked a beaver you will remember it

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      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      Unless one is in denial.

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         myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         (or feeling cold...! london weather is not the most conducive for outdoor..um fun u know...)

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            blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

            I'm going to pop some pop-corn while I await the out-come here. Don't worry MOW will bring plenty back and a couple of poofs to put our feet up on

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      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      ...while BP and I wait for Storm, how about you elaborate on that one for us....!

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   waynetposted 13 years ago

   I've stroked many beavers....

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      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

      many???

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         waynetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

         Nah I was just lying to make myself look hunky...only two and they were at the animal rescue... and one special beaver...

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   Alotaposted 13 years ago

   why would anyone deny stroking a beaver?

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      myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

        not clean enough perhaps...? too hairy...? I dunno....

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    Alotaposted 13 years ago

    Myownworld you are right about the cold weather, when I was stroking the beaver yesterday the lips were almost froozen.

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    china manposted 13 years ago

    I admit to stroking a Beaver - does that make me a bad person?
    
    I also saw a man mounting one in a shop in London once.

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    Alotaposted 13 years ago

    china man, I dont like anyone who abuses beaver, did you report him

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       china manposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       There were no beaver-lines in those days to report to, things were really tough don't you know !   Very unusual to see a beaver in public.

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    zampanoposted 13 years ago

    Nice things indeed. Soft, furry, warm.
    You may even be tempted to kiss them.

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    habeeposted 13 years ago

    I love you guys!

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       earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       

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    Alotaposted 13 years ago

    Yes I was surprised to see beaver so exposed in the zoo yesterday..

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    zampanoposted 13 years ago

    It means spring is coming...

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    Alotaposted 13 years ago

    oh, is that why they were out, do they hybernate do you know, I suppose I should google that question

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    zampanoposted 13 years ago

    I don't know if they hybernate... sorry.
    But I know some beavers don't have a minute of rest.
    Always creating barriers, stubbornly ignoring their dampness.

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    Alotaposted 13 years ago

    Yesterday at the zoo, the zoologist activly encouraged me to stroke the beaver...so there cant be any real harm stroking it when someone else is encouraging you to do so

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       Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       well, that is different. Its the unwanted attention that gets annoying.
       

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    Alotaposted 13 years ago

    Well I can certainly imagine what it must be like to be a beaver getting unwanted attention but I think this beaver really enjoyed the attention

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    Hokeyposted 13 years ago

    I love Beavers!!!!   

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    sophsposted 13 years ago

    I stroke beavers aaaaalllll the time! It's great fun!

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    Hokeyposted 13 years ago

    Beavers Are Great Fun!!!   

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    Alotaposted 13 years ago

    I see my serious topic has been moved into the Sandpit, why is that?

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    I feel like I am cheating a little - poor Irishman, I am unfaithful to even talk to you about your beaver experience.  You know, there was a time when beaver hats were all the rage!

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    Alotaposted 13 years ago

    beaver hats were worn by Davy Crocket...I suppose he was a beaver pilgrim

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    Alotaposted 13 years ago

    stormryder what zoo was that, I would love to do that

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    A Texanposted 13 years ago

    I like stroking beavers two at a time!
    
    God gave us two hands didn't he?
    
    Yep, two at a time!

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    Alotaposted 13 years ago

    Oh Texan you sound so big and virile, two beavers at a time, you must be a real animal lover

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       A Texanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I want to kiss the beaver and hug the beaver and touch the beaver, I love beaver, even the hairy ones!

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    Alotaposted 13 years ago

    Tex I can tell you are a very caring man, if I ever had a beaver I would let you look after it for me.

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       A Texanposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I would take very good care of it too, I'm very gentle, but rough when its needed, gotta keep beavers in line or they will stray!

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    Alotaposted 13 years ago

    great tex, thats what I would like, my beaver kept under control, but not too harsh, I dont want it where it would retreat into its borrow and not come out again

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    do you suppose there are actual lesbian beavers?

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       Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Ive seen lesbian cows

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          blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          And lesbian poodles.

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             Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             and gay ducks

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                Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                my father in law shot them
                gay ducks are tasty.

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                blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Hahaha.

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          what were they doing?  ok, don't go there - I know. . .

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             Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             uhhh....Im not kidding. lesbian cow stuff....

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                mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                quick, quick, get the image outta my mind!  seriously . . .

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    Alotaposted 13 years ago

    I dont know for sure but if I was a beaver I sure would hope so

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    blondepoetposted 13 years ago

    I just knew there would be a lot of beaver strokers. My momma always told me I have ESP.

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       Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       Extra
       
       Stroking
       
       Power

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          blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          How did you know Hokey?

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             Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Psychotic,   Uh! I mean psychic. Yeah! That's it

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                blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Why don't we roll the dice between the two?

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                   Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   Come on 7!!   Daddy needs a New Beaver!!!
                   
                   
                                

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                      blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      LMAO

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    earnestshubposted 13 years ago

    Geeze it is 8 am here and not a beaver in sight! Are beavers night lovers?

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       Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I think Beavers are lovers period!   

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       blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       That is strange Earnest I can spot one as we speak.

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          trooper22posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          Oh my!

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             blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             It is true Trooper would you care for me to show evidence.

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                earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                  that is to say

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          earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          err I mean

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             blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             Yes the Geographical Nationwide show is on ROFL...

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                earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Just in time BP, just in time!

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                   blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   I had to quickly cover my back LMAO

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                      earnestshubposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                      Not just a pretty face!

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                         blondepoetposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                         Tis why I love u

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    lyricsingrayposted 13 years ago

    Canada has lots of Beavers

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       Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       I LOVE CANADA!!!!!   

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    mega1posted 13 years ago

    did you know all slugs are gay - well they're hermaphrodites!  I don't even care . . .

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       Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       This is like animal kingdom!     

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          mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

          saw a coyote in the meadow this morning!  real nice looking coyote - wanted to run off with him, too!  maybe we would find some beavers - I don't know!

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             Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

             That beaver is huge! Must be a mega1!! 

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       Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       worms too

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          Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          and gay people too.....   

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             Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

             uhhh
             ok?
             you lost me....gay people are hermaphrodites?

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                Hokeyposted 13 years agoin reply to this

                Just spiritually.

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                   mega1posted 13 years agoin reply to this

                   ba da boom!

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    myownworldposted 13 years ago

    

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       Justine76posted 13 years agoin reply to this

       hi MOW

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          myownworldposted 13 years agoin reply to this

          ((hello there...am juts laughing at some of the crazy jokes in here!! )))

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    Stevennix2001posted 13 years ago

    a real beaver?  nope, sure haven't.

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       Jared in Vegasposted 13 years agoin reply to this

       You stroked a fake one? What was that like?

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    Flightkeeperposted 13 years ago

    Alota, you and Irish must be competing for the "Most Intriguing Question Posed on Hubpages" contest.

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    figmentposted 13 years ago

    cant say i have

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