Yes. It doesn't matter how often I am in hospital, I continually somehow forget the beautiful back (never working) ties on their blue gowns DON'T WORK!
And I love, inevitably, the nurses will always be right back in a second with another to use as a robe, therefore giving you some comport and some dignity.
They never return. Ever. To top this situation off, they keep their comfortable blue *apparel* now locked up.
I gave up. As did many others I noticed. The ties never ever ever work at the back so slowly we all got tired of holding or trying to hold our backs closed and just let go.
Frustration has taught me, it drives a situation to a means of a solution of giving in.
My point, my BUM.
I shared with the other patients, free option of, BUM exposure.
My point, my 43 year old ass has been exposed and while at the time, seemed appropriate, I am now mortified my BUM has no doubt been judged and viewed by far too many.
I will seek help for this post traumatic stress and hopefully can move passed this and accept I just had no choice at the time.
A good lesson, I however learned was we need not wear bra's. I cannot bring myself though to exposing a breast, either one. I will stay covered but loose, shall we say. I will share with you once you go with a free rack, there's just no going back.
For some, ones BUM, looks dumb, not fun, verdict; no option for none, OK, I,m done
Glad to be back, will be a little slow at work for now so please forgive me at my current pace.
Thank you so much everyone, your, well, from my heart, pure wankers.
I am so lucky.
Is this turning into a hub?
Then thumbs up I say. And coming home you've made my day
Ok, the guy i sway funny, but this workout seriously works. I have teh arms, abs, buns and thighs. They coem wiht additional workouts, liek 5 minute areobics. I HATE areobics, but when I fist got hese, I did the 5 minutes as warm up, the buns and abs one day and the legs and arms the next. its like, 2o minutes aday if you do it that way..In one week I lost 5 pounds!! Also, belly dancing is great for your tush.
Not since I was 7! Ha, unfortunately there is picture evidence which my Mother feels the need to show everybody who goes within ten feet of the photo album! We were on holiday, everywhere is very tanned but the bum is lily-white! Ha! Never agaaaaiinnn!! lol
i had x-rays taken on wednesday. i was given a small paper top that must have been child size. it didn't eve cover me halfway. i was hanging out and my face was beat red the whole time. the tech. refused to give me a gown or bigger top because he was in a hurry to finish the x-rays. i feel your humiliation. especially since the tech. had to pose me for the x-rays. he was so close to me that i know he was aware of my red face and discomfort. you really should turn this into a hub.
Well my dear welcome back I hope all is well. You might want to rethink the humiliation thing, you have been to the only place where it is permissible to “Show Your Ass.”
If you had been in a health spa or luxury hotel and exhibited a “showing your ass” behavior you could have been admonished and shunned. If you were in a restaurant or lounge you could have been arrested.
Now there are places were sometimes “showing your ass” is acceptable, depending upon how it is done. For example here in sunny Florida it becomes a common occurrence in Redneck culture. The behavior is often observed on boats and beaches, bars and cars, but only some of which place one subject to arrest. Fortunately we have a forgiving bail structure. Then there is the inimitable redneck’s last words, typically uttered while showing said Ass, “Hey Ya’ll watch this”
So perhaps you should look on the bright side, if when “showing your ass” it was judged while in hospital I’m sure any such judgments were favorable, as they usually are for those wearing Johnny Coats, unless said ass is leaking or diapered.
Welcome back Lyrics!! Glad to see you here and laughing.
If we're sending out bum stories... here's one where I bared a lot more than just the hindquarters. (Oh dear... I actually can't believe I'm about to share this... Do we have an "em-bare-a**ed" smiley?)
We have a beautiful open, many-windowed sunroom on the front of our house. Now, we live back in the woods, off the main road, so privacy is not usually a concern. We do however share our driveway w/ one neighbor.
When we first moved in, we were having people over, and I was all nervous and running around trying to get ready. I didn't realize how HOT the sunroom got if it was shut up, and that was where we had planned to have all the food and stuff. Just before taking my shower, I opened the door and was greeted by a waft of humid, heavy hot air. I opened all the windows, and resolved to grab the box fan to get the air moving. I forgot, and got into the shower.
I got out of the shower, dried off, dropped my towel in the laundry, and realized that I hadn't put on that darn fan. So, knowing we were on a private drive, I figured I'd just grab the fan and turn it on real quick... nakedness be dam*ed. When I got to the sunroom, I realized that the only outlet was inside the house and that the only way I could reach it was to run the cord through an interior window and have the fan hung off a hook in the wall.
So, this scenario leaves me in this position...
Naked. Standing on a chair. Holding a box fan over my head. In a room full of windows.
This, of course, is the very moment that my new neighbors (who I have not yet met) choose to drive by.
For lack of any other solution... I put on my friendliest smile, hung up the fan and waved.
I missed you so much. I wish you could know, I was just crushed.
In your absence I have been steadfastly trying to prevent people from "Leaving" Haunting the forums as they say, hoping for word. I have sort of gotten known for it. Mostly I was just hoping for word. Then it became a cause.
A great big welcome back and a great big hug from me2U. I've been thinking about you virtually every day since you (temporarily) abandoned us. It just wasn't the same here without ya.
Don't worry about yer toosh, girl. We've all got one, obviously. Don't tell me you never pulled a 'mooner' in your rebellious youth?
However, some bums are best left unseen. Like the middle-aged folks that inhabit nudist camps (not that I have any first-hand knowledge, mind you...).
The only bum story I have is a family photo album which contains an 'exposure' my dad snapped after my brother and I got out of the bath. We must have been..oh..1 or 2 yrs. old. Only our bums are in view, although if one looked a bit closer, you might have seen a bit of my little weenie. An innocent photo in those days. Nowadays you'd probably be considered a perv, and locked up for it.
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