My BUM has been exposed and I am humiliated

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   lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

   Yes.  It doesn't matter how often I am in hospital, I continually somehow forget the beautiful back (never working) ties on their blue gowns DON'T WORK!
   
   And I love, inevitably, the nurses will always be right back in a second with another to use as a robe, therefore giving you some comport and some dignity.
   
   They never return.  Ever.  To top this situation off, they keep their comfortable blue *apparel* now locked up.
   
   I gave up.  As did many others I noticed.  The ties never ever ever work at the back so slowly we all got tired of holding or trying to hold our backs closed and just let go.
   
   Frustration has taught me, it drives a situation to a means of a solution of giving in.
   
   My point, my BUM.
   
   I shared with the other patients, free option of, BUM exposure.
   
   My point, my 43 year old ass has been exposed and while at the time, seemed appropriate, I am now mortified my BUM has no doubt been judged and viewed by far too many.
   
   I will seek help for this post traumatic stress and hopefully can move passed this and accept I just had no choice at the time.
   
   A good lesson, I however learned was we need not wear bra's.  I cannot bring myself though to exposing a breast, either one.  I will stay covered but loose, shall we say.  I will share with you once you go with a free rack, there's just no going back.
   
   For some, ones BUM, looks dumb, not fun, verdict; no option for none, OK, I,m done
   
   Glad to be back, will be a little slow at work for now so please forgive me at my current pace.
   
   Thank you so much everyone, your, well, from my heart, pure wankers.
   
   I am so lucky.
   
   Is this turning into a hub?
   
   Then thumbs up I say.
   And coming home you've made my day

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      china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Welcome back you bum ! 

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         lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         good one ass *kiss*
         So good to se you
         

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            china manposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Yeah - glad you are back, and hope you recover quick x

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               lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               another Smooch is warranted here
               
               Thanks buddy, getting stronger by the day

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      Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I like your BUM!! 

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         lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         BUMS up!!!!!!
         
         hey wait, how did you see my bum, that video is over 10 years old, is it still on youporn? Damn.
         
         Much different now, I say
         
         Hello Hokey and thank you

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            Hokeyposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            I have pictures!!    

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               lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

               Lair not cool
               
               Hokey, lying is not of Buddhist practice.
               
               No one has pictures of my bum with the exception of phone photo's of group bum shots from ward 4E
               
               Trust me can't know which is real there either
               
               So glad to see you are healing well, nothing makes me happier.  Keep laughing.  Tis most healing
               
               

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   Justine76posted 14 years ago

   could be worse, you could have balls....

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   Justine76posted 14 years ago

   welcome back, I hope your feeling better.

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   lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

   LMAO NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT, thanks love
   
   btw, do you know any good bum exercises, I have sinced learned this is becomming very necessary for me
   
   Thanks Justine

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Ok, the guy i sway funny, but this workout seriously works. I have teh  arms, abs, buns and thighs. They coem wiht additional workouts, liek 5 minute areobics. I HATE areobics, but when I fist got hese, I did the 5 minutes as warm up, the buns and abs one day and the legs and arms the next. its like, 2o minutes aday if you do it that way..In one week I lost 5 pounds!! Also, belly dancing is great for your tush.
      
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnBhn7YSsnM

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         lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         you rock, however seems i am unable to laugh my ass off
         
         Thanks Babe

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   thisisoliposted 14 years ago

   Welcome back!
   
   The NHS gives us a dressing gown as well as a surgical gown so tehat when you are not going in for surgery you can cover your backside
   
   I hope everything went okay though!

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Great to see you Oli, and just knowing I shall never where blue again, unless of course it has secure bum coverings
      
      God to see your smile

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      Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Another good argument for national health care!
      
      Hope you're okay Lyrics.

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         lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         sweat pea I am now, thank you *hugs*

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   lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

   Anyone else care to share a bum bum story so I don't feel so alone?

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      thisisoliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I have just had a hemorrhoidectomy, which went a little wrong, nothing like sh*tting two pints of partially clotted blood all over the floor to scare the hell outta you!

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         lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Oli I'm so sorry BUT I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER AND TRYING TO LAUGH MY ASS OFF
         
         Good times I say
         
         your still CRACKING me up
         
         

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      Justine76posted 14 years agoin reply to this

      My bum has stayed nicely covered. But I have a good accidental umm...topless story

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         lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         gotta tell please?

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   thisisoliposted 14 years ago

   If it makes you feel any better I have seent eh videos on youtube and your bum looks fine, the joy of camera phones

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Your CRACKING me up *pun intended*
      
      Glad you liked the videos, I feel so much more secure now
      
      

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         Faybe Bayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         We Missed You ! Ugh, I still haven't learned to do bells and whistles!
         
         Welcome Back Lyrics!

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            lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            Okay here is the biggest hug, bum and all just to see you again
            )))))))))))))))Bum Hug ((((((((((((((((
            kissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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   sophsposted 14 years ago

   Woooooo, she's back!! Welcome back Lyrics! Nice to see you, hope you're well

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      thanks gorgeous, so good to see you
      
      Have you exposed your bum or is that a private affair?
      
      

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         sophsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Not since I was 7! Ha, unfortunately there is picture evidence which my Mother feels the need to show everybody who goes within ten feet of the photo album!
         We were on holiday, everywhere is very tanned but the bum is lily-white! Ha!
         Never agaaaaiinnn!! lol

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            lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

            

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   Jane@CMposted 14 years ago

   Welcome back, bum and all

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      lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Thank you my friend for respecting my bum too, it needs all the reassurance it (they?) can get
      
      So good to see you  *kiss*

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    Which is more politically correct?
    Ass?
    Bum?
    Booty?
    Hiney?
    Behind?
    Love Grips?
    Poo Place?
    Twin Fat?
    Fat Ass?
    No Ass?
    Need Ass?
    
    or
    
    I'm still Jenny, Jenny from the block, I use to have a little, now I have a lot?
    
    Does anyone know?

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       brianzenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Cheeky monkey.

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          lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          
          
          That's what it certainly felt like,
          
          But I swear without the hair.
          
          Good to see you

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    Lecieposted 14 years ago

    i had x-rays taken on wednesday. i was given a small paper top that must have been child size. it didn't eve cover me halfway. i was hanging out and my face was beat red the whole time. the tech. refused to give me a gown or bigger top because he was in a hurry to finish the x-rays. i feel your humiliation. especially since the tech. had to pose me for the x-rays. he was so close to me that i know he was aware of my red face and discomfort. you really should turn this into a hub.

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       OMG see what I mean, I mean is cut backs necessary to this point?
       
       I figure soon we'll just be expected to wear whatever magazine we're reading in the waiting room at the time before our appointment.
       
       So good to see you girl, thanks
       
       Paper Pain Poor Patient.  geez.

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       thisisoliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hehe when he was posing you are you sure it was x-rays he was taking?

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          lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          

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          lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Hey Oli, have you ever worked in nuclear imaging?  Just a little curious, we'll say?

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             thisisoliposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             No, I just visit the sites when i'm feeling lonely

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                lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                
                
                do you mean my bum is the last resort in your boredom for you?
                
                Bummed

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                   lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   Oh lonely, my security is returning, btw cause I just know you must have this information, my ass is so white we used it as a spotlight after lights out
                   
                   
                   Not; must include ass when using tanning beds, in case of future exposure.

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    Faybe Bayposted 14 years ago

    I know it doesn't exactly fit, but Ya know, Welcome Back
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HsDo_zUcXU

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       hold on going to watch it now AND IM SITTING ON MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COVERED RESPECTFULLY

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    sophsposted 14 years ago

    I'm still Jenny, Jenny from the block, I use to have a little, now I have a lot?
    
    Ahaha! I like this
    
    (How do you do that laughing face)?

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       : lol : without spaces
       
       

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          sophsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Haha
          
          Thankyooooouuuuuu

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             lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             : cool :  no spaces
             
             
             
             : rolleyes :  no spaces
             
             
             
             
             
             : mad : no spaces
             
             Not doing that one, too happy to be free

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                sophsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Haha, thanks Lyrics
                

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    Pandoras Boxposted 14 years ago

    Did you see Earnest's latest hub? You might appreciate it. It's all about "Does my bum look big in this outfit?"..
    
    Sorry, couldn't resist.

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I will definitely make time to do so today, thanks for the heads up, out of the loop and a bit up to my ass in stuff here, bummer

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          Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          It was ironic. I wouldn't have brought it up but just read it this morning.
          
          Anyway, whatever it was, I hope you're feeling better, and don't sweat it. Probably gave someone a thrill.

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             lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Girlfriend, this I now for fact, it did not.  I am coming to terms with this

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    Faybe Bayposted 14 years ago

    This would be all of us YESTERDAY! Of course you couldn't know how much we were missing you unless we told you!
    
    You don't have to watch, it's just the Lyrics on the page. We Were OFfICIALLY MISSING YOU, and your Bum too
    
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTo8o6mNe6o

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       OMG FAYBE, I love that song, bookmarked it, sang along with the lyrics, shed a tear, but best of all, stood up danced along and shook my ass.
       
       That was really beautiful, you are always so thoughful, think I'm going to listen again, beautiful voice, my god.

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          Faybe Bayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Took me awhile to find something appropriate. Thank C. for us, keeping us posted... That was great!
          
          Greater to have you back!

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             lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             He's pretty cool and didn't know he did it, I will find that forum soon so I may thank so many caring people.  Blows my mind
             
             Hey Faybe thank you so much for supporting my very nervous friend Getmyback.  It meant so much to her
             
             Faybe, help, I'm getting gushier by the minute

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    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    Well my dear welcome back I hope all is well. You might want to rethink the humiliation thing, you have been to the only place where it is permissible to “Show Your Ass.”
    
    If you had been in a health spa or luxury hotel and exhibited a “showing your ass” behavior you could have been admonished and shunned. If you were in a restaurant or lounge you could have been arrested.
    
    Now there are places were sometimes “showing your ass” is acceptable, depending upon how it is done. For example here in sunny Florida it becomes a common occurrence in Redneck culture. The behavior is often observed on boats and beaches, bars and cars, but only some of which place one subject to arrest. Fortunately we have a forgiving bail structure.  Then there is the inimitable redneck’s last words, typically uttered while showing said Ass, “Hey Ya’ll watch this”
    
    So perhaps you should look on the bright side, if when “showing your ass” it was judged while in hospital I’m sure any such judgments were favorable, as they usually are for those wearing Johnny Coats, unless said ass is leaking or diapered.
    
    Again welcome back

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       Thank you my good friend, your no less than hilarious
       
       and actually I am feeling less humiliated
       
       but strangely more eager to take my jeans off and hub..............
       
       *kiss*
       
       

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          readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Now that sounds exciting! Turn on the web cam and remember to yell "hey ya'll watch this"

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             lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Oh, ok, thanks, wouldn't have known
             
             suspect I'll boogie a bit as well
             
             I'm CRACKING myself up again 
             
             (((((searches for 3D webcam anxiously)))))))
             
             

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    skyfireposted 14 years ago

    All i can say is welcome back

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks Sky, I know much too much Bum threaded here
       
       So good to see you

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    emievilposted 14 years ago

    Sorry no BUM to share . Welcome back Kim. Good to see that you're okay.

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Thanks so much your always such a big support, bum or not to share, I don't care
       Thank you

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    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    Heres some ( ! ) music to dance too
    
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY84MRnxVzo

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       hold, commencing youtube sight.

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Ready, you better escape,
       Just pissed my pants
       OMG haven't laughed that hard for awhile
       
       (((not admitting to full out bad dancing while having played it twice to improve booty shake))))
       
       Thank you mate, that was great

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    readytoescapeposted 14 years ago

    All tomfoolery and butt jokes aside its time for
    some ( ! )kissing.
    
    Its good to have you back!

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Ready, so good to be back
       
       speaking of back, the kissing?

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          readytoescapeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Not unlike Harry Connick Jr.’s character in ‘Independence Day’:
          
          “ I LIKE THE ONE-KNEE APPROACH.. BECAUSE IT PUTS THE BOOTIE, LIKE, RIGHT IN FRONT”

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             lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             
             
             I love HCJ too

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    waynetposted 14 years ago

    Could have been a hairy old arse with cornflakes and fluff in the crack...just like mine!!

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       True indeed
       
       you impress me W
       
       Kind of you to share that,
       
       Would you excuse me just for a moment I have to .............

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    waynetposted 14 years ago

    Welcome back by the way, place has been quiet-ish without you!!

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       and my ass you forgot....geez.

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          waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          ...oh and welcome back to your ass too!!

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             lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             thank you for CRACKING me up as always *kiss*

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    ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years ago

    Welcome back Lyrics!!  Glad to see you here and laughing.
    
    If we're sending out bum stories... here's one where I bared a lot more than just the hindquarters.  (Oh dear... I actually can't believe I'm about to share this... Do we have an "em-bare-a**ed" smiley?)
    
    We have a beautiful open, many-windowed sunroom on the front of our house.  Now, we live back in the woods, off the main road, so privacy is not usually a concern.  We do however share our driveway w/ one neighbor.
    
    When we first moved in, we were having people over, and I was all nervous and running around trying to get ready.  I didn't realize how HOT the sunroom got if it was shut up, and that was where we had planned to have all the food and stuff. Just before taking my shower, I opened the door and was greeted by a waft of humid, heavy hot air.  I opened all the windows, and resolved to grab the box fan to get the air moving.  I forgot, and got into the shower.
    
    I got out of the shower, dried off, dropped my towel in the laundry, and realized that I hadn't put on that darn fan.  So, knowing we were on a private drive, I figured I'd just grab the fan and turn it on real quick... nakedness be dam*ed.  When I got to the sunroom, I realized that the only outlet was inside the house and that the only way I could reach it was to run the cord through an interior window and have the fan hung off a hook in the wall.
    
    So, this scenario leaves me in this position...
    
    Naked. Standing on a chair. Holding a box fan over my head.  In a room full of windows.
    
    This, of course, is the very moment that my new neighbors (who I have not yet met) choose to drive by. 
    
    For lack of any other solution... I put on my friendliest smile, hung up the fan and waved. 
    
    We've never discussed this moment...
    
    

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       that was fucking funny I'm sorry, that is for sure something I would do without doubt, you are hilarious
       
       But be proud at your juggling capabilities to fix what most think only men can.  Blessed we have no testicles
       
       Your the best
       
       

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          ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          No need to apologize... if I couldn't laugh at myself, I'd have a very boring and sad little life. I'm a total clutz and always find myself in the strangest of situations!
          
          And, yes, I am quite thankful for my lack of testicles... although I do have balls!

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             lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Now that was perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Poppa Bluesposted 14 years ago

    Good to see you back Kim! xOx

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       ah Poppa thanks, so so good to see you.

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    Faybe Bayposted 14 years ago

    Okay, I've never seen this, but you might like it. Modern Birth.
    
    
    
    
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnZxrxe1ji8

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    Mike Lickteigposted 14 years ago

    Welcome back, Kim.  Remember me?

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Mike thank you and you are one person, trust me I could never not remember, truthfully
       
       SO SO SO SO SO good to see you
       
       Hope you are well

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    Do you all think Paris Hilton has a nice Bum?
    
    Just pondering this  hmmm.......

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       ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Don't know... I'm too distracted by her annoying face.

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          lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          and ever changing *thats so hot*

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             ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             **shudders**

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       waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I'm sure her bum is better than her acting!! actually I'd pay to see that!

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          lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          pee.

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       Faybe Bayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Not that I was peaking or anything, but nowhere near as nice as your dear.

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          lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          keep loving you more by the minute 

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             Faybe Bayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             I missed you so much. I wish you could know, I was just crushed.
             
             In your absence I have been steadfastly trying to prevent people from "Leaving" Haunting the forums as they say, hoping for word. I have sort of gotten known for it. Mostly I was just hoping for word. Then it became a cause.

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                lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Bless you Faybe, your a rare one indeed.

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    Help me understand why JLO bum is so famous?  It's pretty big, not that I'm jealous or anything.. :

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       waynetposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I'm it's cos her arse has been around the block a bit....lots of blokes have slapped her cheeks I reckon!! and I aint one of them boo hoo!

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          lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Ah I get it
          
          Most likely she has been blessed with many at once, blessed with that bum and all
          
          hmmmmmmm..............

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          lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          she use to have a little now she's got a lot but she's still ....................

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    ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years ago

    So, since we're on the topic... who does have the nicest celebrity bum? (male or female since its an asexual part...)

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I vote Will Smith and Billy Bob Thorton, however I have seen neither but do have my .............

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    Dale Mazurekposted 14 years ago

    So nice to have you back brightening up the forums.
    
    Your profile picture is beautiful and I bet you have the bum to go with it so nothing to be embarressed about.
    
    Either way it doesnt matter.  Its just great to see you back
    
    Cheers
    
    Dale

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Dale it's so awesome to see you, and btw, I have been reading posts and I am trying to cope with being second to your wife
       
       you know what
       
       still smiling ear to ear
       
       *kiss*

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    Bums are fun!!!!!!!!!!

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       Faybe Bayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Yes Bums are fun, unless you're bit in yours.
       
       Animaniacs:
       
       http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQw1EQ10g_M

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       Faybe Bayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I know you must be tired, We will be here when you are ready to talk some more.
       
       ((HUGS))

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          lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Thanks Fabe but I must announced I worked on a hub all morning and Im publishing now
          
          It is a continuation in the celebration of our male hubbers
          
          and to get dates
          
          stand by
          
          the results are in....................

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             Faybe Bayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Okay, and while you were doing that I have been researching bums. Here you go, have to get this one to Earnest!
             
             http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkqcF335tqY

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                lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                will do for sure - going to lye down just for a short while
                
                
                
                Love you
                
                wankers
                
                witty
                artists
                notwithout
                kindness
                exceeding
                respect
                souls of gold

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    donotfearposted 14 years ago

    I'm glad you're back Kimberly.  Even a hospital visit can turn into a learning experience!

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       
       
       

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    Poppa Bluesposted 14 years ago

    By the way Kim, would you mind showing us what so many strangers got to see?

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       oh ya
       
       one second
       
       no shyness left in this ass modeling for the geriatrics especially :

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    timorousposted 14 years ago

    Yayyy...Kimberleees baaack!
    
    A great big welcome back and a great big hug from me2U. I've been thinking about you virtually every day since you (temporarily) abandoned us.  It just wasn't the same here without ya.
    
    Don't worry about yer toosh, girl.  We've all got one, obviously.  Don't tell me you never pulled a 'mooner' in your rebellious youth?   
    
    However, some bums are best left unseen.  Like the middle-aged folks that inhabit nudist camps (not that I have any first-hand knowledge, mind you...).
    
    The only bum story I have is a family photo album which contains an 'exposure' my dad snapped after my brother and I got out of the bath.  We must have been..oh..1 or 2 yrs. old. Only our bums are in view, although if one looked a bit closer, you might have seen a bit of my little weenie.  An innocent photo in those days.  Nowadays you'd probably be considered a perv, and locked up for it.

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    Lyrics is that really you? YAY YAY YAY!!! You're back! Oh I have missed you and tons others have too *HUGS*

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Girls lets get crazy,I've already been certified on paper.  Damn, good to see your face-love pic
       
       what's the scoop
       
       Ive been reading, up on a few things
       
       my my
       
       looks like its you and I
       
       Love ya
       
       

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    Crazdwriterposted 14 years ago

    yea I hate the doctors too still have to make an appointment with the OB/GYN ppl to figure out what the hell is inside of me...I just want it out but at least my mom confirmed for me that it isn't an ectopic pregnancy...she had one and since I started the rag it isn't phew one relief lol
    
    
    how r u feeling now lyrics?

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    Faybe Bayposted 14 years ago

    That is a relief. Sometimes the ovary gets inflamed before you start, weeks even. That might have something to do with all of this.

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    my son at age 4 had his favorite  - buttwig - is what he called bad people - buttwigs!

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       lyricsingrayposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       sorry did you say slutcigs? I can't quite hear ya man.

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          mutt-chigs?

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    lyricsingrayposted 14 years ago

    No Doubt
    
    Crazd, If you could feel the good vibes I'm sending your way, youd feel better
    
    hey, why hasn't google allowed feelings to be posted yet.  I am very confused

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    pinkyleeposted 14 years ago

    YAY!! My favorite retard is back!!! glad you brought your ass with ya too! Seriously I am glad you are back you were defiantly missed around here! **HUGS**

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    ThoughtfulSpotposted 14 years ago

    Oh dear! all this randomly phrased non-sensical profanity and butt talk!  Whatever is this world coming to. 
    
    Hi Mega!
    Hi Pinky!

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       pinkyleeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Hey TS! How are you?

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    ralwusposted 14 years ago

    Glad to see you back girl. the hospital is no place for privacy, rest or pride. I have been exposed in many ways there myself, balls and all. I just don't care anymore.

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