If you could make any hubber mow your lawn...

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   Shadesbreathposted 14 years ago

   What hubber would you make mow your lawn?
   
   You don't have to explain why.  You don't even have to have a lawn, because it's a metaphorical lawn anyway.  But you may explain why if you like.

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      cosetteposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      
      
      I would like Adsense Strategies to mow my metaphorical lawn

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         Pandoras Boxposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         Oh my gods this thread is so dirty. :
         
         See you try to get a little work done and you miss all the fun...

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      BDazzlerposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Are you volunteering?  Because I'm thinking about getting a new lawn guy.

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         Shadesbreathposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         See my gasping, spastic heart attack comments above.  If, however, the position comes with a riding mower and as much beer as I can drink, we may be able to work something out.

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   mega1posted 14 years ago

   I would like Sneaker to mow my lawn!

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      sneakorocksolidposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Mega you devil you! I'm kind of expensive though. Hell I'd mow it for free if you had some cookies!

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         mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

         see, you get off easy- I was gonna punish you big time and make you mow the whole thing by yourself - you could probably use some exercise, so OK, if you really want to - go ahead!  but all those other hunky guys are already camping out here waiting for the sun to come back!  I had no idea it would be this much fun!  woooohooooooo  !

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   Beelzedadposted 14 years ago

   Probably Tantrum, in her latest outfit.

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      Shadesbreathposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Good call.

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   wyanjenposted 14 years ago

   I would like earnesthub to mow my lawn.
   Then we could spend the rest of the afternoon enjoying the grass.
   
   hee hee

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      habeeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Yeah, I'd like for Earnest to mow my lawn, too, or Randy Godwin! I'll take Carolinamuscle for a pool boy, though!

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   drej2522posted 14 years ago

   Oh, definitely Crazdwriter!
   
   I just want to her complain about it!

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   myownworldposted 14 years ago

   MOW? for a moment you gave me quite a scare there Shades!
   
   ok....even if I tried I couldn't make any hubber do this alone, so I'd probably ask him to walk along as I mowed myself....and let's see...hmm... :
   Shadesbreath himself..though would you promise to tell me stories along the way...?

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      Shadesbreathposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Well, if it's a push mower, I'd probably be too winded by the exertion, gasping out parts of the story as I wheeze my way from end to end of the lawn.  If there is even a hint of sun, I would dehydrate instantly and fall face first into the lawn trimmings, which would stick to me and itch like lawn trimmings do. I would probably be attacked by aphids at that point, or at the very least ants.  The contortions of my scratching coupled with what could only devolve into a profanity laced tantrum of extreme sarcasm would likely mean a cliffhanger of a story at best.

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         myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         ok. that'll do perfectly!  you're hired!
         
         no wait, I'm inviting you to mow the lawn....

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   skyfireposted 14 years ago

   Cheryl cole...wait she's not on hubpages..

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   Cagsilposted 14 years ago

   Since MOW likes to mow lawn, then she can mow mine. At least, she'll have to cross the ocean and come here to do it, so at least she would be closer, so we could get to know each other better......

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      myownworldposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      oh boy...my hands are quite full now... but never one to refuse a good offer! ok Cags...am on my way....

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         Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         It would be really cool if it were true.

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   Ohmaposted 14 years ago

   Since I have no lawn can the clean my windows?

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Hi, Ohma!!

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    Ohmaposted 14 years ago

    Hi Habee how are you?

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    Lecieposted 14 years ago

    hokey...so i could look at him with no shirt

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    PrettyPantherposted 14 years ago

    This is a very difficult question to answer.  My first thought was carolinamuscle, in a tank top, for purely aesthetic reasons.  But then, I thought, Shadesbreath would be both fun and stimulating (intellectually, of course) to talk with after he mows the lawn (assuming he can still speak after all that exertion).  Ron Montgomery, on the other hand, is still my first and only crush on hubpages, despite his football helmet/Homer Simpson facade and I would love to meet him in person.  Lastly, I would really enjoy hearing Doug call me "sugar," if he isn't too mad at me for making him mow the lawn.
    
    I can't choose just one!

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       Ron Montgomeryposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Is "mowing your lawn" a double entendre?

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    Rafiniposted 14 years ago

    Would they actually do it without complaining?  Cuz, if their gonna complain....

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    TamCorposted 14 years ago

    I'd pick Tom Cornett.
    
    
    Oh....wait...........
    
    
    
    
    
    
    HE ALREADY DOES!!! 

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       wyanjenposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       
       
       nice

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       Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Nothing like picking your husband....

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    IntimatEvolutionposted 14 years ago

    Misha!

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    alexandriaruthkposted 14 years ago

    MARK KNOWLES

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    alexandriaruthkposted 14 years ago

    DOHN121

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    getmybackposted 14 years ago

    Poppa Blues in a speedo

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    I see, I see, its not a PUNISHMENT - mowing the lawn,  I thought it was for punishment!  but its a sexy thing, right?  so in that case, I won't be punishing Sneakorock for all the mean political ideas he has and his very conservative opinions -  instead I will be watching ALL the hunky hunky hunks taking turns mowing the entire meadow with a little hand mower!   and I will be drinking my smoothies and reclining in my lawn chair on the next sunny day, that is.

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       Shadesbreathposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       It all depends on how you approach it.  If you pick a hot day, with a big lawn and a push mower in six inch grass, it's punishment... unless you are picking someone for how they will look glistening in the skimpy bathing suit or whatever they are wearing, at which point it's not so much punishment as domination/exploitation... and then there's the whole inuendo thing.  So, feel free to decide what you mean.

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          mega1posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          aw shucks, I was just funning!  I don't even got a lawn!

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    habeeposted 14 years ago

    Poppa Blues can mow my grass any day! But wait till it's warm enough for us to get in the pool afterwards! Ralwaus would work, also! And Readytoescape. Where is he, anyway??

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    Ghost32posted 14 years ago

    Discussed this with my wife.  We vote for fiery CJ.  Not that we think we could "make" The Firey One do anything, but if he did, the whole acreage would burn.  We don't have a lawn, but that's okay.
    
    See, we had a wildfire "mow our lawn" in the mountains of Montana once.  The fire cleaned out all the dead grass and old cowpies.  A month later, fresh new green came popping up through the blackened char, and the whole valley was bee-yu-tiful.
    
    So, yeah.  C.J.'s the dude! 

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    jayjay40posted 14 years ago

    Cagsil Just to see how cross he'd get when he sees the state of my lawn. Then have a beer and a chat

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       Cagsilposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Anything higher than 16 inches high and I'll bring power mower and other useful items. Afterward, it would be a pleasure to chat over a beer.

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    Disturbiaposted 14 years ago

    The Greek One, in a speedo!

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