What hubber would you make mow your lawn?
You don't have to explain why. You don't even have to have a lawn, because it's a metaphorical lawn anyway. But you may explain why if you like.
I would like Adsense Strategies to mow my metaphorical lawn
Are you volunteering? Because I'm thinking about getting a new lawn guy.
Mega you devil you! I'm kind of expensive though. Hell I'd mow it for free if you had some cookies!
see, you get off easy- I was gonna punish you big time and make you mow the whole thing by yourself - you could probably use some exercise, so OK, if you really want to - go ahead! but all those other hunky guys are already camping out here waiting for the sun to come back! I had no idea it would be this much fun! woooohooooooo !
I would like earnesthub to mow my lawn.
Then we could spend the rest of the afternoon enjoying the grass.
Oh, definitely Crazdwriter!
I just want to her complain about it!
MOW? for a moment you gave me quite a scare there Shades!
ok....even if I tried I couldn't make any hubber do this alone, so I'd probably ask him to walk along as I mowed myself....and let's see...hmm... :
Shadesbreath himself..though would you promise to tell me stories along the way...?
Well, if it's a push mower, I'd probably be too winded by the exertion, gasping out parts of the story as I wheeze my way from end to end of the lawn. If there is even a hint of sun, I would dehydrate instantly and fall face first into the lawn trimmings, which would stick to me and itch like lawn trimmings do. I would probably be attacked by aphids at that point, or at the very least ants. The contortions of my scratching coupled with what could only devolve into a profanity laced tantrum of extreme sarcasm would likely mean a cliffhanger of a story at best.
Since MOW likes to mow lawn, then she can mow mine. At least, she'll have to cross the ocean and come here to do it, so at least she would be closer, so we could get to know each other better......
This is a very difficult question to answer. My first thought was carolinamuscle, in a tank top, for purely aesthetic reasons. But then, I thought, Shadesbreath would be both fun and stimulating (intellectually, of course) to talk with after he mows the lawn (assuming he can still speak after all that exertion). Ron Montgomery, on the other hand, is still my first and only crush on hubpages, despite his football helmet/Homer Simpson facade and I would love to meet him in person. Lastly, I would really enjoy hearing Doug call me "sugar," if he isn't too mad at me for making him mow the lawn.
I can't choose just one!
Would they actually do it without complaining? Cuz, if their gonna complain....
I see, I see, its not a PUNISHMENT - mowing the lawn, I thought it was for punishment! but its a sexy thing, right? so in that case, I won't be punishing Sneakorock for all the mean political ideas he has and his very conservative opinions - instead I will be watching ALL the hunky hunky hunks taking turns mowing the entire meadow with a little hand mower! and I will be drinking my smoothies and reclining in my lawn chair on the next sunny day, that is.
It all depends on how you approach it. If you pick a hot day, with a big lawn and a push mower in six inch grass, it's punishment... unless you are picking someone for how they will look glistening in the skimpy bathing suit or whatever they are wearing, at which point it's not so much punishment as domination/exploitation... and then there's the whole inuendo thing. So, feel free to decide what you mean.
Poppa Blues can mow my grass any day! But wait till it's warm enough for us to get in the pool afterwards! Ralwaus would work, also! And Readytoescape. Where is he, anyway??
Discussed this with my wife. We vote for fiery CJ. Not that we think we could "make" The Firey One do anything, but if he did, the whole acreage would burn. We don't have a lawn, but that's okay.
See, we had a wildfire "mow our lawn" in the mountains of Montana once. The fire cleaned out all the dead grass and old cowpies. A month later, fresh new green came popping up through the blackened char, and the whole valley was bee-yu-tiful.
So, yeah. C.J.'s the dude!
Cagsil Just to see how cross he'd get when he sees the state of my lawn. Then have a beer and a chat
by Shadesbreath 8 years ago
Ok, if you haven't read Karen Wodke's hubs yet, and if you are the sort of person who finds laughing amusing, then I suggest you have a look. I just read the three most recent ones and I'm dying.No wonder she already has 80 fans in only 4 weeks.http://hubpages.com/profile/Karen+Wodke
by Rebecca Graf 10 years ago
Of all our wonderful hubbers, who would crown as the funniest?
by William R. Wilson 9 years ago
Strange question maybe, but why do you do it? I mow only because I rent and have to maintain the yard as part of my lease agreement. If I owned I would try to find a way to never mow.What about you? Do you mow because you want your house to look nice? Do you get some other...
by Dawn Michael 8 years ago
I write about marriage and sex so I have had some extremely funny remarks on some of my hubs
by lyricsingray 9 years ago
male- for me it's Denno, something just drives me wild about that wooly exteriorfemale-blonde, can't beat that kind of vibeand you?
by sandra rinck 10 years ago
I don't know who I would say is just yet cause there are so many fubbers I can't decide. Who's your vote for the funniest hubber ie: Fubber!
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