Write Your Favorite Commercial Jingles From YesterYear

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  1. AEvans profile image78
    AEvansposted 8 years ago

    I will start

    Two all beef patties special sauce, lettuce ,cheese , pickles , onions on a sesame seed bun.

    McDonald's !

    1. goldenpath profile image70
      goldenpathposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      One of my all-time favorites has a bunch of oriental babies and/or toddlers in a tub or pool of water (memory is shady these days).  I distinctly remember one of them "tooting" in the water creating bubbles.  For the life of me I don't remember who or what the commercial was for but remember rolling on the floor because of it - each and every time.  Perhaps Calgon or something...

      1. AEvans profile image78
        AEvansposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        It sounds like Calgon now that is one you have to look up on Youtube or research I am curious. smile

    2. Padrino profile image55
      Padrinoposted 8 years agoin reply to this
  2. Ohma profile image73
    Ohmaposted 8 years ago

    N E S T L E S Nestles makes the very best Chocolate.

    1. AEvans profile image78
      AEvansposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Oh I like that one too!!

      How about this one " If you think its butter, but its not, its Chiffon. lolololo We don't purchase the butter but the commercial was adorable!

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    Kathryn LJposted 8 years ago

    You can't get quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter.  Cracks me up every time.

    1. AEvans profile image78
      AEvansposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lololololo that one is fine and a memorable one too! big_smile

  4. goldenpath profile image70
    goldenpathposted 8 years ago

    Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

    1. AEvans profile image78
      AEvansposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      The wonderful Chauffer!! They don't make them like they used too!

      " The touch , the feel of Cotton"

  5. calpol25 profile image66
    calpol25posted 8 years ago

    Hot diggoty dog, diggoty bum what you do to me, its a feeling I love HOT DOGS!!!!

    That was brilliant

  6. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    Bryl-creem, a little dab'll do ya,

  7. calpol25 profile image66
    calpol25posted 8 years ago

    push a push a Push Pop!!!!!!

  8. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    Have a Coke and a smile! smile

  9. TamCor profile image80
    TamCorposted 8 years ago

    Shake, shake, shake a puddin'...puddin', puddin', shake a puddin'...

    I can't remember the brand name this was for, but probably Jello pudding...big_smile

    1. AEvans profile image78
      AEvansposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Funny!!! lolololo big_smile

  10. calpol25 profile image66
    calpol25posted 8 years ago

    smile its tate and lyle smile

  11. calpol25 profile image66
    calpol25posted 8 years ago

    you do the shakavac

  12. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    Please don't squeeze the Charmin!

    1. calpol25 profile image66
      calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      if you like  a lot a chocolate on your biscuit join or club

      1. K Partin profile image56
        K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        lol lol

        1. calpol25 profile image66
          calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          you remember it?

          1. K Partin profile image56
            K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Oh yea!

  13. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    Ajax...Stronger than dirt!

    1. calpol25 profile image66
      calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      poly pocket

  14. katiem2 profile image58
    katiem2posted 8 years ago

    It takes two hands to handle a whopper

    Peace wink
    katiem2

    1. calpol25 profile image66
      calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

  15. calpol25 profile image66
    calpol25posted 8 years ago

    she's a walking miracle (barbie)

  16. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    Kellogg's Frosted Flakes RRRRRRRR Great!

  17. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    "WHERES THE BEEF"

  18. ediggity profile image61
    ediggityposted 8 years ago

    Sometimes I like to chill.  Sometimes I like to mingle.  Sometimes I get the fever for the flavor of a Pringle.

  19. west40 profile image60
    west40posted 8 years ago

    My Bologna Has a First Name it's OSCAR, My Bologna has a second Name it's MAYER - I love to eat it every day . . . cause Ocar Mayer has a way with B O L O G N A!

  20. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    "I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!!"

  21. samboiam profile image57
    samboiamposted 8 years ago

    My bologna has a first name it is O - S - C - A- R. My bologna has a second name it is M - A - Y - E - R.

  22. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should! Yuk!!

  23. calpol25 profile image66
    calpol25posted 8 years ago

    Here is a really hard one for you all lol smile


    I am not a pheasant plucker, im a pheasant plucker`s son and I will keep on pheasant plucking till the pheasant plucking's done.

    I cant remember what this one is from but its really hard to say without swearing lol lol

    1. K Partin profile image56
      K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I can't remember what it's from either but I remember it...lol

      1. calpol25 profile image66
        calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        it might be bernard matthews turkey?????

        1. K Partin profile image56
          K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          yea maybe....

  24. calpol25 profile image66
    calpol25posted 8 years ago

    Just relax, have a hamlet

  25. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    This Bud's For You!

    1. calpol25 profile image66
      calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Whatts Upppppppp!!!!!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years ago

    Wouldn't you want to be a hotdog too?

    lol

    Hi K

  27. Tom Cornett profile image80
    Tom Cornettposted 8 years ago

    Oh...I'd love to be an Oscar Meyer wiener
    That is what I'd truly like to be
    Cause If I were an Oscar Meyer wiener
    I could by a condom company! smile

    1. K Partin profile image56
      K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

  28. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    How bout this....blop blop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is....

    1. calpol25 profile image66
      calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I remember that i think i was like a fetus at the time but i can remember them singing it lol smile

      1. K Partin profile image56
        K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        Ha! Alka-Selzer!!

        1. calpol25 profile image66
          calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

          of course when they drop in the glass

          1. K Partin profile image56
            K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            riiight fiz fiz

  29. calpol25 profile image66
    calpol25posted 8 years ago

    heres another

    thou shalt have a fishy on a little dishy
    thou shalt have a fishy when the boat comes in!!!!!

    Sing for your mammy
    Dance for your daddy
    when the boat comes in!!!!!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years ago

    koolaid koolaid tastes great

    lol

    hey calpol your looking great

    big_smile

    1. K Partin profile image56
      K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      How bout me?????

      1. profile image0
        kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        OMG a given how you look

        I'd stalk you in a second if I could [oops I already mmmmm


        big_smile

        1. K Partin profile image56
          K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          Sweet!! lol

          1. profile image0
            kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            wink

    2. calpol25 profile image66
      calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      thank you honey you look wonderfull tooo!!! xxx smile

  31. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    See the USA in  your Chevrolet....

    1. calpol25 profile image66
      calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Bend, me shape me any way you want me

      (cheese strings) lol

  32. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    How do you spell relief??

    1. calpol25 profile image66
      calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      relief or relieve

      1. calpol25 profile image66
        calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        fairy liquid

  33. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    Best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup.

  34. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years ago

    for long silky hair use semen deluxe

    worth the extra effort

    [uh oh may have been a pay per view ad. damn]

    1. K Partin profile image56
      K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

      1. K Partin profile image56
        K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

        silky hair or sticky hair?? lol

        1. profile image0
          kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          sticky silk - don't forget deluxe.

          1. K Partin profile image56
            K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            Ha! lol

          2. K Partin profile image56
            K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

            deluxe is extra no/

            1. profile image0
              kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

              depends lol

              1. K Partin profile image56
                K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

                ok I give. depends on what? smile

    2. calpol25 profile image66
      calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

      1. calpol25 profile image66
        calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        there is more, there is more at your morrisons store

        (tell me more from grease)

    3. timorous profile image83
      timorousposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      That reminds me of a sketch (or fake commercial) on Saturday Night LIve (circa late 70's) where Jane Curtin is extolling the virutes of her latest hair styling 'gel', which was called 'Martin Sheen'.  The sketch of course featured the real Martin Sheen periodically gobbing into her hair, as she combed it through.  It was hilarious.  Try and find it, if you can.

  35. Tom Cornett profile image80
    Tom Cornettposted 8 years ago

    I can't believe I ate the hole thing!  smile

    1. calpol25 profile image66
      calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      I can't believe its not butter

    2. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      yikes

  36. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    two, two, two mints in one!

  37. calpol25 profile image66
    calpol25posted 8 years ago

    thats why mums go to iceland

  38. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    Sometimes you feel like a nut! Sometimes you don't!

    1. calpol25 profile image66
      calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      nothing you can say could turn my away from right guard

  39. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    Momma mia, that's a spicy meatball!!

    1. AEvans profile image78
      AEvansposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lolololololo big_smile I am loving these!!!! big_smilebig_smilebig_smilebig_smile:

  40. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years ago

    VD — is for everybody
    Not just for the few
    Anyone can share VD
    With someone nice as you...

    true ad for VD

    so inspiring yes?

    and here I thought VD meant very Deep

    damn.

    big_smile

    1. K Partin profile image56
      K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  41. calpol25 profile image66
    calpol25posted 8 years ago

    everyone knows their dildos

    1. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol lol

  42. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years ago

    "Please don't squeeze the Charmin!"

    1. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      or me

  43. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago

    Betcha can't eat just one!

    1. profile image0
      kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      yikes

      1. calpol25 profile image66
        calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        goodie goodie gum gums (wine gums)

  44. saddlerider1 profile image69
    saddlerider1posted 8 years ago

    Eno, Eno, when your feeling low Eno
    its fun and delicious ENO

    How much wood could a woodchuck CHUCK
    if a woodchuck could CHUCK wood?

    You'll wonder where the yellow when when
    you brush your teeth with pepsodent.

  45. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years ago

    http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs21/dvdcommercials09.jpg

  46. K Partin profile image56
    K Partinposted 8 years ago
  47. Tom Cornett profile image80
    Tom Cornettposted 8 years ago

    Hey...let's get Mikey...he won't eat it...he hates everything!  smile

  48. profile image0
    kimberlyslyricsposted 8 years ago

    (I don't know where it came from) contains almost every great commercial catch phrase during a thirty-year span, including: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing", "Where's the beef?", "My wife, I think I'll keep her", "I've Fallen and I can't Get up!", "Are those Bugle Boy Jeans that you're wearing?", "Look Ma, no cavities!" and lots more.

    1. K Partin profile image56
      K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      checkout my post above cool....

    2. calpol25 profile image66
      calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

      Will defo have a look, gotta go to bed now lol smile its 1 am here in england lol smile

      1. calpol25 profile image66
        calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

        its been really funny will have to do it again lol smile

        1. K Partin profile image56
          K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

          night! will do.

          1. calpol25 profile image66
            calpol25posted 8 years agoin reply to this

            night x

  49. calpol25 profile image66
    calpol25posted 8 years ago

    Heres one b4 I go

    You push a little button and you get hot chocolate

    1. K Partin profile image56
      K Partinposted 8 years agoin reply to this

      lol

  50. mega1 profile image76
    mega1posted 8 years ago

    the mother "It's not fried, it's Shake n Bake!"

    the daughter  "an I helped!"

    only sounded more like:

    "It's not frahed, it's Shiyke n Biyke!"

    "an' I haalped!"

 
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