Write Your Favorite Commercial Jingles From YesterYear

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   AEvansposted 14 years ago

   I will start
   
   Two all beef patties special sauce, lettuce ,cheese , pickles , onions on a sesame seed bun.
   
   McDonald's !

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      goldenpathposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      One of my all-time favorites has a bunch of oriental babies and/or toddlers in a tub or pool of water (memory is shady these days).  I distinctly remember one of them "tooting" in the water creating bubbles.  For the life of me I don't remember who or what the commercial was for but remember rolling on the floor because of it - each and every time.  Perhaps Calgon or something...

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         AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         It sounds like Calgon now that is one you have to look up on Youtube or research I am curious.

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      Padrinoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en4muUSI … re=related

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   Ohmaposted 14 years ago

   N E S T L E S Nestles makes the very best Chocolate.

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      AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Oh I like that one too!!
      
      How about this one " If you think its butter, but its not, its Chiffon. lolololo We don't purchase the butter but the commercial was adorable!

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         Padrinoposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLrTPrp-fW8

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   Kathryn LJposted 14 years ago

   You can't get quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter.  Cracks me up every time.

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      AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      lololololo that one is fine and a memorable one too!

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   goldenpathposted 14 years ago

   Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

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      AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      The wonderful Chauffer!! They don't make them like they used too!
      
      " The touch , the feel of Cotton"

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   calpol25posted 14 years ago

   Hot diggoty dog, diggoty bum what you do to me, its a feeling I love HOT DOGS!!!!
   
   That was brilliant

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   K Partinposted 14 years ago

   Bryl-creem, a little dab'll do ya,

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   calpol25posted 14 years ago

   push a push a Push Pop!!!!!!

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   K Partinposted 14 years ago

   Have a Coke and a smile!

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   TamCorposted 14 years ago

   Shake, shake, shake a puddin'...puddin', puddin', shake a puddin'...
   
   I can't remember the brand name this was for, but probably Jello pudding...

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      AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Funny!!! lolololo

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    smile its tate and lyle

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    you do the shakavac

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    Please don't squeeze the Charmin!

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       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       if you like  a lot a chocolate on your biscuit join or club

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          K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          

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             calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             you remember it?

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                K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Oh yea!

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    Ajax...Stronger than dirt!

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       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       poly pocket

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    katiem2posted 14 years ago

    It takes two hands to handle a whopper
    
    Peace
    katiem2

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       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    she's a walking miracle (barbie)

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    Kellogg's Frosted Flakes RRRRRRRR Great!

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    "WHERES THE BEEF"

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    ediggityposted 14 years ago

    Sometimes I like to chill.  Sometimes I like to mingle.  Sometimes I get the fever for the flavor of a Pringle.

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    west40posted 14 years ago

    My Bologna Has a First Name it's OSCAR, My Bologna has a second Name it's MAYER - I love to eat it every day . . . cause Ocar Mayer has a way with B O L O G N A!

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    "I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up!!"

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    samboiamposted 14 years ago

    My bologna has a first name it is O - S - C - A- R. My bologna has a second name it is M - A - Y - E - R.

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should! Yuk!!

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    Here is a really hard one for you all lol
    
    
    I am not a pheasant plucker, im a pheasant plucker`s son and I will keep on pheasant plucking till the pheasant plucking's done.
    
    I cant remember what this one is from but its really hard to say without swearing lol

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       K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I can't remember what it's from either but I remember it...

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          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          it might be bernard matthews turkey?????

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             K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             yea maybe....

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    Just relax, have a hamlet

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    This Bud's For You!

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       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Whatts Upppppppp!!!!!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years ago

    Wouldn't you want to be a hotdog too?
    
    
    
    Hi K

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    Tom Cornettposted 14 years ago

    Oh...I'd love to be an Oscar Meyer wiener
    That is what I'd truly like to be
    Cause If I were an Oscar Meyer wiener
    I could by a condom company!

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       K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    How bout this....blop blop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is....

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       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I remember that i think i was like a fetus at the time but i can remember them singing it lol

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          K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          Ha! Alka-Selzer!!

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             calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

             of course when they drop in the glass

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                K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                riiight fiz fiz

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    heres another
    
    thou shalt have a fishy on a little dishy
    thou shalt have a fishy when the boat comes in!!!!!
    
    Sing for your mammy
    Dance for your daddy
    when the boat comes in!!!!!

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years ago

    koolaid koolaid tastes great
    
    
    
    hey calpol your looking great
    
    

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       K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       How bout me?????

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          kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          OMG a given how you look
          
          I'd stalk you in a second if I could [oops I already mmmmm
          
          
          

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             K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             Sweet!!

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                kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                

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       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       thank you honey you look wonderfull tooo!!! xxx

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    See the USA in  your Chevrolet....

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       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Bend, me shape me any way you want me
       
       (cheese strings)

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    How do you spell relief??

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       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       relief or relieve

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          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          fairy liquid

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    Best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years ago

    for long silky hair use semen deluxe
    
    worth the extra effort
    
    [uh oh may have been a pay per view ad. damn]

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       K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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          K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

          silky hair or sticky hair??

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             kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             sticky silk - don't forget deluxe.

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                K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                Ha!

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                K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                deluxe is extra no/

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                   kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                   depends

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                      K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

                      ok I give. depends on what?

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       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       lol

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          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          there is more, there is more at your morrisons store
          
          (tell me more from grease)

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       timorousposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       That reminds me of a sketch (or fake commercial) on Saturday Night LIve (circa late 70's) where Jane Curtin is extolling the virutes of her latest hair styling 'gel', which was called 'Martin Sheen'.  The sketch of course featured the real Martin Sheen periodically gobbing into her hair, as she combed it through.  It was hilarious.  Try and find it, if you can.

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    Tom Cornettposted 14 years ago

    I can't believe I ate the hole thing! 

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       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       I can't believe its not butter

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    two, two, two mints in one!

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    thats why mums go to iceland

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    Sometimes you feel like a nut! Sometimes you don't!

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       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       nothing you can say could turn my away from right guard

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    Momma mia, that's a spicy meatball!!

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       AEvansposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       lolololololo I am loving these!!!! :

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years ago

    VD — is for everybody
    Not just for the few
    Anyone can share VD
    With someone nice as you...
    
    true ad for VD
    
    so inspiring yes?
    
    and here I thought VD meant very Deep
    
    damn.
    
    

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       K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    everyone knows their dildos

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years ago

    "Please don't squeeze the Charmin!"

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       or me

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    Betcha can't eat just one!

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       kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          goodie goodie gum gums (wine gums)

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    saddlerider1posted 14 years ago

    Eno, Eno, when your feeling low Eno
    its fun and delicious ENO
    
    How much wood could a woodchuck CHUCK
    if a woodchuck could CHUCK wood?
    
    You'll wonder where the yellow when when
    you brush your teeth with pepsodent.

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years ago

    

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    K Partinposted 14 years ago

    Here you go I'm done!
    
    http://stinky.tv/mp3commercials.html

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    Tom Cornettposted 14 years ago

    Hey...let's get Mikey...he won't eat it...he hates everything! 

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    kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years ago

    (I don't know where it came from) contains almost every great commercial catch phrase during a thirty-year span, including: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing", "Where's the beef?", "My wife, I think I'll keep her", "I've Fallen and I can't Get up!", "Are those Bugle Boy Jeans that you're wearing?", "Look Ma, no cavities!" and lots more.

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       K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       checkout my post above cool....

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       calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

       Will defo have a look, gotta go to bed now lol its 1 am here in england lol

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          calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

          its been really funny will have to do it again lol

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             K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

             night! will do.

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                calpol25posted 14 years agoin reply to this

                night x

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    calpol25posted 14 years ago

    Heres one b4 I go
    
    You push a little button and you get hot chocolate

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       K Partinposted 14 years agoin reply to this

       

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    mega1posted 14 years ago

    the mother "It's not fried, it's Shake n Bake!"
    
    the daughter  "an I helped!"
    
    only sounded more like:
    
    "It's not frahed, it's Shiyke n Biyke!"
    
    "an' I haalped!"

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