Well if you live in the Orlando area I could think of more things you could do with me,,,,,
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Like get me out of the house! 
I actually have a steel pipe contraption in my house, looks like a cage sort of. I do chin ups on it to keep in shape. But the monthly pest control guy that comes in gives me weird looks when he sees it. 