Favourite Quotes?

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   Joe Badtoeposted 14 years ago

   I have these
   
   'if you don't like my principles I have others' - Groucho Marx
   
   When asked what he thought of Western Civilisation Ghandi replied 'I think it would be a very good idea'
   
   'If I say the people are starving I'm called a Saint but if I ask why the people are starving I'm called a communist' - Anon
   
   'banks are the only institution that offers you an umbrella when its sunny and takes it back when it rains' - anon
   
   
   Some of my own spoof ones
   
   'if we're all the same underneath who's neath?
   
   'life is short, and I've got the tape'
   
   'money can't buy you love but it'll get ugly folk laid'
   
   'I used to carry electrical currents around with me, they were great days I was ecstatic'
   
   'I lost my arm in accident but the surgeon saved my tattoes'
   
   'if you lose your memory and your wallet on the same day do you have to start over?'
   
   When you make a call an the receptionists says 'bear with me' respond with a jolly 'tiger by my side'
   
   JBtwo10

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   sugzposted 14 years ago

   for the past year i've been using a quote of my own..
   
   I'm never alone as long as I'm around. ©2009

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      Joe Badtoeposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      Hi sugz thank you for your kind comments re my profile.
      
      There's a couple of Woody Allen quotes I forgot to add;
      
      'I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it arrives'
      
      'I got expelled from my metaphysical exam for looking into the soul of the guy in front of me'

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   tthudiumposted 14 years ago

   Knowledge is power
   Duct tape fixes everything except divorces, that's what superglue is for!
   Those are my two favorite ones!

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      tthudiumposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I also have a hub that is titled "Top 25 funniest tweets"  and they are sort of like quotes. You can post them to Facebook too.

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   Lily Roseposted 14 years ago

   "It's better to remain silent and be thought of a fool, then to speak up and remove all doubt" - my favorite since 10th grade, thanks to Mr. Rosen!

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   sugzposted 14 years ago

   everything in life happens for a reason and there's a reason for everything.
   
   
   smile.. it makes people wonder what you're thinking.. hehe

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      sofsposted 14 years agoin reply to this

      I like nonsense -- it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities.
      Dr. Seuss
      
      To all the creative writer here!!  Keep those fantasy cells working!!

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         sugzposted 14 years agoin reply to this

         hey sofs, woudl you like a portion of my fantasy cells? my brain has been working overtime today an i kinda need a rest.. some logic in here would do absolute wonders..

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   kimberlyslyricsposted 14 years ago

   Those who laugh, lasts. 

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   europewalkerposted 14 years ago

   "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Thomas Edison
   
   "Common sense is not so common." Voltaire
   
   "One may smile, and smile, and be a villain." Shakespeare

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   trish1048posted 14 years ago

   I loved your 'if you lose your memory and your wallet on the same day do you have to start over?'
   
   Gave me my first laugh of the day
   
   I have many, but for now it's 'three things in life should never be broken, toys, hearts and promises'.

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