The mystery is solved people, he couldn't attend his virtual birthday party because he was banned for something very naughty (but really not that naughty at all).
He heard it was great fun though
aw that sucks. im sorry to hear that. hopefully, he still saw all those nice comments in the other forum for him anyways.
Really...let's all pray for him.
Was that terribly mean of me? Okay...bad girl bad!
Many have declared themselves in Hunger Strike until Mark returns to HP!
by Eric Graudins8 years ago
It's Mark's birthday.He's 113 years old.He's asleep right now, but add your birthday wishes here so he'll get a surprise when he wakes up.So Happy birthday Mark, You Old Bastard. (btw that's a term of endearment here in...
by nlogan7 years ago
Is this guy on here to make christian people convert to whatever he is? I'm starting to think Satan has a laptop down there and Mark is the operator...Seriously...So my question is Mark, why do you even click on the...
by JesusYourSavior7 years ago
My flock, this 'Mark Knowles' is none other than the Anti-Christ! He is here to try and rob me of my power! Will you good Christian folk let him do so? Not on your life! Defeat Satan's evil logic and scientific...
by Glen7 years ago
To Whom It May Concern,There are a number of things I could have chosen to write about in this letter. I could have chosen to write about how Mr. Mark Knowles lusts for a world in which balmy, lawless barbarians alter,...
by shazwellyn6 years ago
This man is incognito... a famous singer and songwriter and we have him here on HubPages... Mark Knowles - your cover is blown!
by Ryan Hupfer8 years ago
...some ice cream? ...a new, luxury yacht? ...a no holds-barred, slightly sarcastic reply in the forums?Ok, the truth is that Mark most likely won't be giving you any of these (except for maybe the one about the reply...
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